Screaming Gophers: Beth, Geoff, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, LeShawna, Noah, Cody, Katie, Justin, and Owen.
Killer Bass: Bridgette, Harold, Trent, Sadie, Duncan, Courtney, Tyler, Ezekiel, Eva, Izzy, and DJ.
Bold=Eliminated.
Question everyone who voted for Trent did you read the last chapter, and notice his plan. Trent is in an alliance with, Geoff, Bridgette and Lindsay. That's four against two, Duncan and Courtney. He won't get voted off because he actually treats his Alliance members nicely and is actually gonna take them with him to the finals. So that means Courtney is out seeing as she was the one who got more votes minus Trent. Sorry to all those who wanted Trent. I also asked if the losers should vote off somebody they like accidentally or actually vote off somebody they want off and none of you guys answered, which could've been used to vote of Trent so sorry again.
This is the Playa Dey Losers episodes and I haven't decided who's leaving at all yet. So um when it gets to that point I'll just use a randomizer or something.
"Well I only have on marshmallow in my hand." Chris said.
Duncan and Courtney glanced at each other before turning back and glaring at the mastermind behind this all Trent who smiled sheepishly.
"And the last marshmallow goes too…
"Duncan!"
"TRENT! YOU ARE A DEAD MAN!" Courtney shouted and ran for him only to get dragged off, down the dock, "I'll get even! You hear me! I'll get you!"
Duncan watched her go frowning, "Man this really sucks."
As the boat started pulling out, Duncan ran down to the dock throwing her a small wooden carving, "Wait! Courtney I made this for you!"
She caught it staring down at the wooden skull, "Aw-it's a little creepy and weird but I love it. Thanks! I'll be rooting for you."
As the boat pulled out of sight, Duncan clenched his teeth, Trent was a dead man.
"Today is a very special episode of Total Drama Island. For weeks you've been watching Duncan, Trent, Lindsay, Bridgette and Geoff make their way to the final five."
As Chris narrated from the Dock of Shame, the final five could be seen in the background doing various antics. Geoff ran out the Mess Hall door leaning over the railing as he threw up, while at the same time Duncan ran out of the communal washrooms as a bear chased after him and ran off screen, "It's been a long seven weeks for these campers." Chris said while, Duncan ran on screen this time followed by Trent who was also being chased by the bear.
"So we decided to give them a day off and allow them to enjoy all that Camp Wawanakwa has to offer." The camera moved to the lake shooing Bridgette and swimming the lake, while Lindsay was sitting on the dock, she reached over to give Bridgette a hand standing up and screamed and dropped her when she saw the various leeches attached to her body.
"But have you ever wondered what happens to the campers after they walk the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers, and leave the camp? Where are these losers living? How are they spending their time? And who do they think deserves to win the hundred grand?"
Chris held up a shiny treasure chest full of gold and chuckled. "Well the rejects are about to let it all hang out. You don't wanna miss a single second of it! Coming up, right here on TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND!"
Chris boarded a jet ski in front of the dock and sped off spraying water on the camera
When the Jet Ski pulled up he was on a very nice looking luxury resort. "Welcome to Playa Des Losers! The all-inclusive luxury resort where our losers are sent after they're voted out, where they come to lick their wounds," LeShawna and Gwen were shown, sitting on some lounge chairs by the pool, with Courtney sitting nearby muttering about revenge, "and accept their fates as reality show has-beens."
Justin was shown on a high dive and winked at the camera before doing a graceful dive, off the board.
"When we're down to two final competitors," Chris continued, "Their fate will be in the hands of these 17 losers."
Katie, Sadie, and Noah were shown sitting at a pool bar in the pool while Katie and Sadie gushed over Justin.
"He is so cute!" Sadie said, sighing over Justin, and suddenly she fell right into the waters, getting Noah wet.
"He is just soooo cute," Sadie commented as Justin climbed out of the pool, she sighed leaning over and fell in the pool splashing water on Noah.
"Get my shirt wet why don't you?" Noah muttered sarcastically.
Sadie giggled, "Sorry Noah." She floated in the water, "You guys should come in it's so nice." The viewpoint shifted underwater showing their legs as dangerous music started to play, Sadie jerked in the water looking around, "Ow! Something bit me."
Katie lifted her feet up from the water in fear, "Was it a shark?"
"Sharks don't swim in chlorinated water brainiac." Noah muttered,
Sadie nodded in agreement, "Noah's right. Besides, I think I saw the sharks getting facials."
The scene switched showing Beth with the sharks getting mud facials, before switching back to the three of them, Sadie now back up on the pool table, legs also up in fear.
"If it wasn't a shark, what was it?" Katie asked. Suddenly, Izzy came from the water, and chuckled a bit.
"Hehe, sorry about that." She grinned, "I just had the urge to bite something, have you ever felt that? Like you just have to sink your teeth into something? Maybe that's how sharks feel, huh?"
One of the Sharks was then shown lifting one Cucumber to shrug at the camera, and then put it back on and continued relaxing, "Okay Bye!" Izzy waved then went back underwater.
"As you can see." Chris said, "Our Former Campers are quite comfortable here at our Luxury Resort!" Heather was shown in the hot tub along with Ezekiel who was slowly creeping up to her. She punched him in the head driving him away before turning to the camera, "I still can't believe I got voted off TWICE! But...I guess this place is kinda nice."
"Can you believe this place is right around the corner from that crappy campground?" Gwen said to the camera relaxing on a beach chair besides LeShawna.
"Now this is what I'm talkin' about!" LeShawna sighed, "A sister could get use to this."
Cody walked up to a grill, grinning, "I know right. It's awesome here. No crazy challenges or nasty food and I've been working on my tan. "He unfortunately only had a really bad sunburn.
"I love being here!" Owen agreed, sitting next to him was Izzy. "I met this crazy amazing chickette here."
"Oh big O!" She waved him with her arm before the two of them started making out.
"Now this is much more suited to my needs!" Justin said, sitting by the edge of the pool, "If I'd known about this place, I would've gotten my butt kicked off in the first episode!"
Ezekiel was shown in the hot tub again with a Golden 'Z' necklace around his neck. "Yo Yo Yo, Dawg, check it out!" He said, "Being Famous has totally changed my life! I'm just kickin' it, yo, got me some fly bling too, ya like?"
Nobody said anything except for Izzy's coughing as she was found in the pool once again, "Look, somebody's bathing suit!"
"Um, I think that's yours Izzy." Katie replied.
Izzy looked down under water before looking up, "Haha it is!" She then swam under inwardly flashing everybody. Courtney was angrily sitting on a beach chair and flipping through a book or magazine of some sort. She then tossed her book aside.
"I don't care how nice this place is; I'm not supposed to be here!" She said angrily. "Trent's got an army of dumb blondes working for him! When I get my hands on him I'll ring his neck. Him and his stupid alliance partners!" She stood up glaring at the camera, "You hear me Trent, when I get my hands on you, you are dead! You and your little blondes too!"
The scene went to Harold, who was right by the buffet table. "Funny, I was actually gonna change the votes to stay on the island but I didn't get a chance too. Kind of glad I didn't now." Courtney was shown ripping a light pole out of the ground and breaking it rage over her knee, "I'd probably be dead right now."
DJ was show lounging on a chair next to Ezekiel, "Some people just take things way to seriously. Me I'm plenty happen to be off of that show."
"Yeah I made it to seventh place which wasn't too bad I guess." Noah's voice turned sarcastic, "Apparently I wasn't Bossy, Manipulative, or Dangerous enough to make it through. You can't say I wasn't a team player though."
Katie snorted before speaking up, "Can I say hi to my Peeps back home? What's up Toronto?"
"We're having so much fun here! This resort ROCKS!" Sadie piped up.
"I'm in the Middle of Filing a Lawsuit for Wrongful Termination of Competition!" Courtney explained, "These people are Witnesses! I was unfairly kicked off!"
"I didn't see a thing man." Tyler replied.
"Ya got me." DJ added.
Noah smirked, "Must have missed that episode."
"What's she talking about?" Katie asked Sadie.
"Didn't see it." Eva walked by, lifting her weights, "Don't Care."
"AW!" Courtney was shocked, "You ALL know what happened!"
"Hey, Give it a break already eh, I got kicked off in the very first-", Courtney smacked Ezekiel to the ground cutting him off when Beth walked up to her.
"You would've just gotten kicked off in another episode; no one liked you that much." She shrugged as Courtney gasped.
"That is so not true! Everyone likes me; I used to be a C.I.T!" At that moment a coconut dropped onto Courtney's head, "This is a coconut; we're in Muskoka, people. If you're going to drop props on my head, at least make them geographically correct!" Suddenly a pile of Snow and Eskimo were dropped right onto Courtney, burying her underneath.
The scene switched to Eva piling steaks, "How would I characterize my experience? Easy. It sucked! The show was stupid." She was silent before speaking up again. "The only good thing about this place is that I've gotten better in my Anger Management sessions."
"Did I get anything out of this experience?" Noah addressed the camera, "No, it was completely and totally uneventful."
"He kissed a Guy!" Izzy piped up.
"No I didn't!"
"Yes you did!"
"Didn't!"
"Did...!"
"Did. Not!"
"Did Did Did Did Did Did Did Did Did Did Did Did Did Did Did!"
Justin cleared his throat, "I can break this tie. He totally did." The flashback of Noah kissing Cody on the ear and screaming was then shown.
"I have no comment."
"So Justin if you could say anything to one of the Five Remaining Campers, what would it be?" Chris asked.
"I'd tell Lindsay that she was looking good and that even if she doesn't win she'll still be the second hottest person in the world and that together we'll be the world's hottest couple."
"Wow!" Gwen muttered, "Conceited much."
Justin shrugged "I'm only speaking the truth."
"So, you have seen how the losers are spending their time! Now it's time to find out what they think of the Final Five!"
"Trent is an evil, manipulative little jerk! It's ALL his fault I'm here." Courtney snapped
"Aw come on it wasn't that bad. Besides, Heather was away worse." LeShawna said.
"I'm girth here" Heather snapped.
"I know! At least Trent isn't a bitch to his alliance members or his team."
"I was not!"
"You kissed two girl's boyfriends to win, that's pretty low." Izzy pointed out.
"Oh shut up!" Heather snapped.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom." Izzy said and just stayed in the water before, "Ah..."
Tyler, Katie, Sadie, and Noah all shouted and lift their feet out the water while everyone else moved away from the pool.
"Ewe, Izzy!" Noah piped up.
"That is so gross!" Heather frowned
"What? It's chlorinated! Sheesh!"
"Oh whatever, I still can't believe that idiot Lindsay made it further than me! She doesn't even have a brain!"
"Hey, don't talk about her that way!" Justin snapped.
"I'll talk about here any way I want." Heather glared.
Gwen rolled her eyes and subtly pushed Heather into the pull, high fiving with Justin, "She may not have made the best decisions but at least she always had pure intentions."
"Just throwing a few strips on the barbie. That means you, Noah!" Izzy said, "Haha, anyway Trent's really smart for that he has all the blondes under his control like Hitler!"
"Everyone just stared at her in silence before DJ spoke up, "I don't think he's been all that sneaky. He just has a good plan going on for him."
Courtney blushed, "Who would I like to win? I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I'd have to pick Duncan, but don't tell the others though, ok?"
The camera panned out to show everyone already surrounding her with grins as Izzy spoke up, "Oh, we already know. You were all over him!"
"My golden lab drools less over a steak." Noah smirked
"Oh shut up!" She snapped
"Duncan. I hate that guy. He made me pee my pants. He drew on my face with a marker. He strung my underwear up a flag pole and put hot sauce in them and then fed them to me in an underwear sandwich." Harold scowled, sitting by the pool, "he's the one person i don't want to win."
"Duncan's not as tough as he seems." LeShawna spoke up rolling her eyes.
"Well I think he's pretty cruel." Beth frowned, "Anyone that treats deer or trees badly, is not a friend to Deer or to Trees!"
"I don't think anyone's giving Duncan enough credit; he woke up from a monster nap and helped us win the dodge ball challenge." DJ added.
Tyler nodded, "O.K., that's true. That was some sick prison strategy he pulled out of his butt."
Eva also agreed with them. "He had all five of you wailing on one opponent at the same time. I like his style."
"We all know who you want to win?" Leshawna smirked, nudging Gwen who blushed.
"Yeah, Geoff's definitely my choice."
Courtney rolled her eyes, "I mean, come on! Yeah, he's nice, but nice isn't tough. I was tough...it should be me."
Noah sighed annoyed, "You're here...you lost! Get over it!"
Courtney merely glared and threw her glasses at him
"I gotta go with Geoff!" Owen spoke up, "Dude lives to party!"
"Yeah he's a cool guy, but he's not exactly the brightest crayon in the box." Katie added.
"Between him and Lindsay I don't know who's more of an idiot!" Heather spoke up.
"HEY!" Gwen and Justin both shouted standing up.
"Geoff was really nice too." Cody added.
"Dumb blondes are always nice." Heather snorted.
"I'm warning you!"
"Enough about Geoff, let's talk about Bridgette." Cody brought up.
"She was tough, plays hard, and tells it like it is. I like how she carries herself." Eva admitted.
"I think she is so fetch!", Sadie said back at the bar.
"She has the best style!" Katie said, "We've been friends since the beginning!"
Noah floated by on his back, "You weren't even on the same team!"
"Whatever!"
"I did like the way she sabotaged Duncan in the last challenge by losing her paddle. Anyone who can up with something like that gets my vote!"
"I'd vote for Bridgette." Cody spoke up. "She was really nice."
Day turned into night as the campers all sat by the pool; a peaceful silence surrounded them until DJ spoke up.
"So" he began, "Who do you guys wanna pick to win if you could vote right now?"
"Can I pick Sadie?" Katie asked happily, sitting on a pool chair as Sadie floated over to her.
"Aww, you'd pick me and not you?" Sadie replied
"Duh, you can't vote for yourself that's tacky!"
"Kay, I'll vote for you to win, and you vote for me to win!"
"Ahem" Courtney said, "Girls, you have to be IN the Final Five to get a vote, remember?"
"Oh, well I vote for Geoff!" Owen piped up.
"I can't decide between, Bridgette or Geoff." Tyler said. "Both are really cool!"
"Geoff, definitely." Gwen mumbled.
"I would vote Duncan!" Courtney exclaimed, "But still, I should be in the Final Five!"
"I think Lindsay should win!" Beth suddenly said.
"She's like Trent's puppy, kind of. I mean I guess she's cool and all." Noah muttered,
"Well, I agree with Beth." Justin said, "Lindsay is pretty awesome and way smarter than everyone thinks."
"I think anyone's givin' Duncan enough credit!" DJ suddenly added in, "Dude's tough, I once saw him pin down a grizzly bear."
"Bro's gotta point"! Tyler said, "He's got some wicked athletic skills"!
"I think none of them should win!" Heather snapped, "They're all useless idiots!"
At that moment Chris appeared in a puff of smoke, "Alright rejects. It is time, for the most unexpected twist of all time! Tonight, you will be voting off the next camper of Total Drama Island!
"No Way!" Gwen responded.
"Here's how it's gonna work! There are no marshmallows. I am gonna ask you, one by one, who you would like to join you here tonight, at Playa Des Losers. Katie and Sadie, since you share a brain, I'll ask you both! Who would you like to vote for?"
"Oh, I miss Lindsay she had a killer fashion sense!" Sadie suddenly exclaimed, as a bell dinged.
"Oh that'd be so much fun to have her here! Definitely Lindsay!" Katie said in agreement with Sadie. The bell dinged again, and everyone gasped.
"Why are you voting her off?!" Courtney exclaimed, "If you LIKE Lindsay" the bell dinged again, "Leave her in!"
"That's three votes Lindsay!" Chris stated.
"What! That wasn't my vote!" Courtney glared, "I wanted to vote for Trent!" Ding a bell went off.
"She can vote twice!"
"Well I vote for Gwen, Lindsay, Duncan, Trent, and Geoff! But mostly Lindsay and Gwen!" Several rings went off as Heather finished.
The campers looked at each other for a second before shouts of names could be heard coming out, everyone trying to vote off contestants they didn't like or just mess with people.
"QUIET!" Chris said, "Okay, let's tally up the votes. That's four votes for Duncan, Lindsay and Trent. And three votes for Bridgette and Geoff."
"Last vote decides."
At that moment a parrot opened it's mouth, "Sqwak! Polly want a...
VOTE. I honestly have no clue.