Screaming Gophers: Beth, Geoff, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, LeShawna, Noah, Cody, Katie, Justin, and Owen.
Killer Bass: Bridgette, Harold, Trent, Sadie, Duncan, Courtney, Tyler, Ezekiel, Eva, Izzy, and DJ.
Bold=Eliminated.
Sorry for the lackluster chapter but some episodes are harder to write than others.
Camp Wawankawa was shown, sun shining brightly, birds flying by, little woodland creatures hopping along. The scene cut to Geoff lying on his back, a small puddle of drool forming in his mouth, as a bird drank from it. Bridgette was on her side curled up onto a ball as a fly buzzed buy her ear and she waved it off only for a frog to jump on her head and snatch up the fly before flying away.
Trent was on his stomach as a squirrel brushed its tail in front of his face making him sneeze and scare the squirrel while a butterfly landed on Duncan's nose he tried to brush it off but failed as a frog jumped on his stomach and ate the butterfly before landing on his face and jumping off waking him up.
"Wha-Where are we?"
The four campers were in the middle of the woods, as the other three campers woke up confused.
"What's going on?"
"Where's Chris!"
The sound of a helicopter caught their attention as Chef came down on a rope ladder, "Quiet! How you got here is not your concern."
"Um where's Chris?" Bridgette asked softly.
"He's gone for today and that's all you need to know!" Chef said and stalked closer to the group, "Your mission is to find your way out of the forest, or die tryin'!"
"Seriously?!" Bridgette exclaimed. "Again!?"
CONFESSIONAL
Trent: I hope you're having fun on your day off, Chris, because Chef ditched us in the woods. Do camp chefs always look like drill sergeants?
END CONFESSIONAL
"Here's how it works," Chef started two duffel bags in hand. "Team One, Surfer and Skater." He tossed one of the bags to Bridgette and Geoff. "Team Two," he tossed the other bag to Duncan and Trent, "Delinquent and Musician. Everything you need is in these bags. You'll navigate your way north to base camp. The first team to tag the camp totem pole wins. And here's a tip," he grinned, "better set up camp before sundown, because once night fall hits, you won't even see your tremblin' hand in front of your terrified face."
Geoff swallowed nervously as he and Bridgette exchanged glances. "Unless," Chef added, "you got night-vision goggles, but you don't." He said as he started laughing only for Duncan to run forward on his hands and knees.
"Please, don't leave us out here again!"
"Grab hold of yourself, soldier!" Chef yelled pushing Duncan away
CONFESSIONAL
Bridgette: Since when does Duncan beg?
END CONFESSIONAL
"Are you kidding?!" Geoff shouted "We're gonna get eaten alive out here!"
"Oh, I don't think so," Chef smirked, "You'll wish it was either of those things once you meet up with ol' Sasquatchanakwa! He's one mean mama-jama!" The helicopter was heard returning as Chef grabbed onto the rope ladders and metal hooks attached to their bunk beds as they headed away with chef's one last yell "Good luck, troops! Try not to die!"
"Well now then we'll see you chickadees later!" Duncan said, running off with the duffel bag with Trent following him.
CONFESSIONAL
Duncan: I'll admit I wasn't thrilled to be stuck with Trent, dude got my girl kicked off but I gotta admit it was a smart plan. Besides I can always use him as a shield against bears
Trent: Yea, so I'm with Duncan. Hopefully he doesn't decide to throw me to a bear
END CONFESSIONAL
"So now what?" Geoff said, turning to Bridgette
"Now we see what we got!" Bridgette said rummaging through the bag and grinned, "Score! We gotta a map! Let's go!"
CONFESSIONAL
Bridgette: I'm kinda happy I got paired with Geoff he's a pretty cool guy and I don't have to worry about him double-crossing me or anything
Geoff: Okay so Duncan and Trent have both been telling me to vote off Bridgette, but I don't think I can do it, she's a really awesome chick and stuff
END CONFESSIONAL
"Do you know where you're going?" Trent asked.
Duncan stopped, "Not really. I just wanted to put some distance between us."
Trent let out a sigh, "okay then!" He began rummaging through the bag "We got a compass!"
"Awesome, so we just head north right?"
"Yeah thought it might be a little long we might not make it before it gets dark. It'll be too hard to see."
"We can with these," Duncan said revealing the pair of night-vision goggles.
"Wait, did you steal those from Chef?" Trent asked "Isn't he, y'know, gonna be pretty ticked?"
The charmer shrugged. "Nothing I can't handle. This way we'll beat the blondes"
"So Bridgette got your eye on anybody here?" Geoff asked trying to make small talk, "or anyone who was on the island."
"Well I thought Tyler was pretty awesome! We bonded a bit before he got kicked off."
"Oh coolio."
"Yeah, I think we'll be good as long as we don't run into Sasquatchanawaka."
CONFESSIONAL
Geoff: I don't even think that thing exists, actually I think Chef forgot about us
END CONFESSIONAL
"Dude this gonna be the easiest challenge I've ever won!" Duncan grinned.
"Tell me about it!" Trent nodded, "No offense to Geoff he's a cool guy and all, but he can be a little not too bright. And Bridgette is a major klutz."
The two of them sat down munching on energy bars they had found in their pack, they were talking when Bridgette and Geoff floating down the river on a raft.
"Crap!" Duncan shouted, grabbing their duffle bag.
"Why didn't we think of that?" Trent shouted chasing after them.
"Ugh!" Bridgette said slapping her arms, "These bugs are killing me. I could so go for some bug spray right now."
Geoff smirked, "I know where we can get some."
A campy tune started as a montage flashed. Trent and Duncan where shown first walking along the forest path when a trap was activated and Trent was swung upside down by afoot. Rather than help Duncan dropped his bag and began laughing while Bridgette snuck up searching their bag and pulling out a can of bug spray.
Bridgette and Geoff were shown next walking buy some bushes which Duncan and Trent hid in and began making noises, causing the two of them to run and hide in a log, as Duncan reached into the bag and pulled out some snacks.
Next, Geoff was show rubbing berry juice on his face, and ran into the clearing scaring both buys away, as Bridgette went through their bag and stole their sleeping bag
A pile of sticks and leaves were shown on the ground as Geoff and Bridgette walked into the clearing stepping on the trap and falling on the ground as Duncan stole their compass and ran off.
"I can't believe they jacked all our stuff man!" Geoff whined, "I mean in the beginning it was fun but they left us alone in the woods with nothing!"
"Duncan is a criminal and I guess Trent isn't as nice as we thought." Bridgette shrugged, "Nothing we can do about it."
"I guess, still sucks though." Geoff mumbled kicking a stick
Bridgette rolled her eyes before spotting something on the ground, a large footprint and turned raising an eyebrow at Geoff who grinned.
"Oh no!" He said, mock scared, "Sasquatchanakwa must be nearby! Better head back, Bridgette." He said and looked toward a rustling bus nearby.
"Right Geoff!" Bridgette said tiptoeing through the bush, and jumped. "Or not!"
Sasquatchanakwa rose up from the brush with Bridgette handing on too it's neck, Geoff let out a scream running away as the creature followed with Bridgette still on top of it.
Trent sighed as he looked through the night vision googles they were pretty awesome. He then spotted Sasquatchanakwa and Bridgette running towards him, and yelled turning to Duncan.
"Run!"
Duncan turned around eyes paling, as he ran with Geoff following after along with Bridgette and her new pet.
The all ended up in a cave huffing and puffing fearing for their lives.
"Duncan?"
"Trent?"
"Trent?"
"Geoff?"
"Bridgette?"
"Geoff?"
"Shush! Okay we get it, we're all present!" Duncan barked out.
"Um, dude Bridgette not that I'm not flattered, but please tell me that's your tongue in my ear."
"Um..no!"
"Bats!"
The campers came running out of the cave on one side while Sasquatchanakwa came out the other side. The camera followed the campers stopped trying to catch their breath as bats flew overhead.
CONFESSIONAL
Trent: It's moments like these that truly make me question, is all this worth it.
END CONFESSIONAL
"Okay, look guys its dark and I'm utterly terrified, let's just call it quits and camp together."
Duncan and Trent exchanged a look as Bridgette clasped her hands together, "Please."
"What the hell?" Trent shrugged.
CONFESSIONAL
Trent: It's Bridgette I doubt she can do much harm
Duncan: She'd probably trip on her own two feet and ruin her own plan
Bridgette: Okay, I admit I may not be the strongest competitor on the island but come on give me some credit!
END CONFESSIONAL
"Fine." Duncan said, handing the bags over to their bunkmates for the night, "Set up camp and we'll get the firewood."
"Dude." Trent hissed as soon as they were out of sight, "You gave them our stuff!"
"Relax." Duncan muttered, holding up his shirt to reveal the map in his pants, "They're not going anywhere without this."
"Duncan!" Trent said shaking him, "Duncan dude wake up!"
"Wha-What's going on?"
"Geoff and Bridgette are gone."
"What I have the map." Duncan said pulling up his shirt, and sure enough the map was still there.
Trent shook his head, "YEAH but the compass wasn't. Come one we gotta get a move on if we're gonna catch up to them!"
Up ahead Geoff and Bridgette were running making their way back to camp as the other team tried to catch up to them
"Oh yeah we got this!" Geoff shouted.
"Not yet!" Bridgette said
"Hmm do you smell sticky buns?"
Bridgette took a sniff quickening her pace, "Yeah, that's gotta be where camp is come on!"
Chef opened an oven with a puff of steam and took the pastries out. "Mmm," he said as took a sniff, "that's some oven lovin'."
"We're gonna win!" Bridgette shouted
"Not so fast!" Duncan glared, as he and Trent caught up, "Nice try goldilocks."
"Bridgette keep running I gotta plan!"
The two teams were neck in neck, when Geoff took off his hat throwing it to the side at Trent's face, he stopped running into Duncan and that momentary confusion was all it took for him and Bridgette to win as they burst through the forest.
"Damn it!" Duncan cursed. "How did we lose?"
"Quit your bellyaching'!" Chef yelled. "Game's over. Blondes win, brunettes lose."
CONFESSIONAL
Trent: It doesn't matter I've been having a talk with Geoff about voting off Bridgette, Duncan about voting off Geoff and a talk with Bridgette about voting off Duncan. So I think I'm in the clear
END CONFESSIONAL
"Blondes have invincibility." Chef grinned evilly "Just so you know."
CONFESSIONAL
Trent: This might be a problem
END CONFESSIONAL
"This," Chef griped, "was supposed to be my day! I had it all planned, I was gonna eat my sticky buns, and you know what I'm not gonna even get into it. So, here's your invinci-darn-bility." He tossed a pair of marshmallows, to Bridgette and Geoff.
"Looks like we got ourselves a tie," Chef announced sadistically, "Which means I get to decide which one of you gets the boot! And I pick...