Screaming Gophers: Beth, Geoff, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, LeShawna, Noah, Cody, Katie, Justin, and Owen.
Killer Bass: Bridgette, Harold, Trent, Sadie, Duncan, Courtney, Tyler, Ezekiel, Eva, Izzy, and DJ.
Bold=Eliminated.
I don't like Trent, and you guys don't like him that's why he went so far, the contestant nobody likes always go far before losing.
"Looks like we got ourselves a tie," Chef announced sadistically, "Which means I get to decide which one of you gets the boot! And I pick...guitar boy!
"What?!" Trent shouted, "Why me?"
"'Cause I don't like you...and your music stinks."
Trent crossed his arms glaring, "Man this bites."
"Dock of shame is that way!" Chef said, pointing to the left.
Trent rolled his eyes as he began walking "I'm not an idiot."
CONFESSIONAL
Bridgette: I'm in the final three! I honestly didn't think I'd make it this far
Duncan: Chris might as well hand me the money now I've go this in the bag
Geoff: Dude I'm in the final three how awesome is this, woohoo!
END CONFESSIONAL
"Welcome to the semi-finals!" Chris announced, "Today, we award our challengers with an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast!" That's right, genuine food byproducts served with fresh ingredients relatively close to their expiration dates."
Geoff took his plate with a gleeful expression, "Bout time we go some decent cooking!"
The three campers were sitting a table, eating their pancakes in relative silence.
CONFESSIONAL
Duncan: Okay, I'm stuck with the two nicest people on this freaking show, which one would you vote for
Bridgette: I still can't believe I'm here, Geoff and Duncan are gonna be tough to beat.
Duncan: I mean honestly how anyone can be that happy and cheerful all the time I'll never know
Bridgette: Duncan's really strong and he's pretty smart, he's a tough competitor
Duncan: I mean seriously, just the other Bridgette tripped over a rock and apologized to it
Bridgette: He's like really tough too I can see why he made it this far
Duncan: Don't even get me started on Geoff
Geoff: Final three baby! I hope I win have so many ideas with the money
Bridgette: Geoff is another worthy competitor
Duncan: Guy's missing a few brain cells, like I get you're blonde
Geoff: First I gotta put half in the bank, or under my mattress or whatever
Bridgette: He lives to party. Like he'll do anything just because
Duncan: But he takes the meaning of dumb blonde to a whole new level
Geoff: Then once I pay my parents back set up boring school funds
Duncan: He's a bigger threat then Bridgette and only because he's too stupid to not do something dangerous
Bridgette: He lives by the motto do anything once, and he will
Geoff: Then I'm going to throw the most epic party in the history of parties
Bridgette: Duncan once told him to fight a shark and get a shark tooth for good luck
Geoff: Maybe it'll go down in the history books
Duncan: Don't get me wrong, I don't hate either of them, they just annoy the crap out of me sometimes
Bridgette: He almost did it too! Still they're both pretty cool I guess even if Duncan can be a little cruel
Geoff: Probably won't win though, I wonder who will win Bridgette or Duncan. They're both pretty awesome people
END CONFESSIONAL
Geoff, Bridgette, and Duncan were shown sitting at a makeshift table as Chris walked on stage, "Campers!" Chris began, "Welcome to the semi-finals! The producers ran out of insane ways of torturing you, soooo," the three teens exchanged nervous glances, "they asked the ousted campers for ideas. Turns out, they had a lot. They provided us with the sickest, most twisted and insane dares imaginable in TDI's version of, "Spin the Bottle!"
A large wooden wheel was shown with a large plastic green bottle attached to in the middle, "Starting with," Chris said as the camera showed each person, "Beth, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, LeShawna, Noah, Cody, Katie, Justin, Owen, Harold, Trent, Sadie, Courtney, Tyler, Ezekiel, Eva, Izzy, and DJ!" Put 'em all together and you have a high-stakes game of I," he spun the bottle, "Triple Dog Dare You!"
Duncan snorted, "What are we seventh graders. Easiest hundred grand I've ever made."
Chris ignored him. "Each player will take turns spinning the bottle; the camper that you land on determines the dare you'll perform." Chris walked to Chef grabbing one of the bottles in his hand, "You can take the dare yourself and win a get-out-of-dare freebie, ooorrr, inflict the dare on a fellow camper in hopes of booting them out."
"And what happens if we refuse the dare." Bridgette asked.
"Oh, not a good option!" Chris smirked, "Anyone who chickens out of their dare will be sent directly to the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, do not go to bonfire, do not collect marshmallow, and do not get to win $100,000!"
CONFESSIONAL
Geoff: Sudden death elimination, talk about scary. Luckily for me I am the king of dares ask my friend Brody
END CONFESSIONAL
"Okay!" Chris said as he stepped behind a podium. "Who's ready to humiliate themselves first?"
Geoff stood up jogging to the wheel, "I got this bras!" and gave it a mighty spin.
CONFESSIONAL
Chris: Here's the deal. Chef and I have a bet on the side...whoever pukes first has to pony up 100 bucks.
END CONFESSIONAL
It landed on the left side of the wheel, pointing at recently kicked off competitor. "Trent's dare," the host read off a note card. "Eat hard boiled eggs while lying down."
Geoff blinked, "What that ain't a challenge!" He laid down, "I got this!"
Chef fed him the eggs and he finished in record time accepting his freebie happily. Bridgette and Duncan exchanged looks and she sighed, "Guess I'll go next."
She spun the wheel the bottle stopping on Ezekiel, as Chris read the card, "Chew your own toenail slowly."
"Alright I can do that." She shrugged, "No different than fingernails."
Chef took off one of Bridgette's sneakers and sock clipping a toenail and putting it on a plate before handing it to her. She sighed and popped it in her mouth eating it as slowly as possible before swallowing it.
Chris covered his mouth causing Chef to look at him and he held up his hands, "I'm good! I'm good!"
Duncan went next spinning the wheel as it landed on Beth. Chris picked up the card reading it, "Rechew a wad of Harold's gum."
CONFESSIONAL
DUNCAN: Not happening, sides I needed to get Geoff out he was a threat
END CONFESSIONAL
"I think I'll pass that one along to my friend Geoff."
"Well Geoff what's it gonna be?" Chris smirked, "Wanna use a freebie."
"Hecks no it's a hundred grand, I've done worst...I think." Geoff opened his mouth a Chef used tongs to place the wad in his mouth and he began chewing.
"Ugh, this is disgusting!" Geoff whined
Chef and Chris both paled staring at the blonde in horror who cringed, "Why is it crunchy?" At that moment Geoff looked at the picture of Harold on the bored with his hand up his nose and gagged spitting out the gum and threw up.
"Despite the vomit." Chris covered his nose, "It's safe to say you passed. Here's your freebie. There's also a tetanus shot waiting for you."
Geoff took the bottle slowly making his way to his seat and sat down, dropping his head on the table.
CONFESSIONAL
Bridgette: Okay wow, that just made me realize that I'm in the final three. It's every player for themselves right now. I'm gonna have to play a little dirty.
Duncan: (laughing) I can't believe he did that. Oh this is great, I'll just pass along all my dares to him and win and beating hippie wannabe in the final two will be a snap
END CONFESSIONAL
Bridgette went next glaring at the still laughing delinquent and spun the wheel, watching it land on Cody. "Drop a tray of ice into your undies and let them melt."
"That's not too bad." Bridgette smiled, as Chef handed her a tray of ice cubes and she dropped them down her pants and began squirming, "Ah! I take it back. Cold!"
Duncan let out a snort of laughter, "Shouldn't you be used to water in your pants surfer?"
"And Bridgette wins her first freebie!"
At that comment Duncan stopped laughing and got up, "Okay me next."
CONFESSIONAL
Duncan: I had to do the next dare, I needed a freebie
END CONFESSIONAL
He spun the wheel, as it landed on Tyler and bit his lip as Chris began to read the card, "Drink powdered fruit punch out of the communal toilet."
Duncan swallowed nervously as much as wanted a freebie he wanted this even less, "I'll give it to my buddy Geoff." Said boy let out a groan and the scene changed to show him with a straw slurping out of the toilet and throwing up to seconds later.
He grabbed his freebie sitting down next to Duncan who snickered at him, "Gwen's not gonna one kiss you anymore."
"She will when I win the grand." Geoff muttered
CONFESSIONAL
Duncan: I was just hoping for a tame dare, like ice cubes or the toenails I could do those no problem.
Bridgette: I think I'll take out Duncan, Geoff should be easy to beat in the final right?
END CONFESSIONAL
Geoff sighed as he got up, spinning the wheel, as it landed on Izzy. "Give a bear a purple nurple."
He perked up grinning, "Now this is a dare more my style!"
A few minutes later, Geoff was back in his seat missing his hat with a few rips in his clothes but nonetheless okay with now currently four freebies in front of him.
Bridgette smiled and went up spinning the wheel as it landed on Justin, "Eat dog food."
She blanched before smirking, "I'll pass this on to Duncan."
"What I'm not eating dog food!"
"Duncan my man, what's it gonna be dog food or the grand?"
Duncan let out a sigh as he walked up to Chef and grabbed the plate of dog food eating it as fast as he could as Chef and Chris watched in disgust. He stopped when the plate was clear and moved to stand up before vomiting.
Chris grimaced, but did nothing and turned to Chef,"You still cool?"
Chef was frozen with a disgusted look on his face, but was able to nod slowly.
"And with that." Chris swallowed, "Duncan wins his first freebie."
As he made his way back to his seat Geoff turned to him before getting up, "Looks like I won't be the only not getting kissed."
"Shut it"
CONFESSIONAL
Duncan: So now Bridgette's after me what did I do to her? Ugh this show is so-
Geoff: What's up with all these dares man, I was hoping for like go fight a shark, or jump off a cliff dares not these ones, they're so rank
END CONFESSIONAL
He spun next, it landing on Courtney, "Drink a blend of Chef's mystery meat, lake water and sweat puree from his boot."
"Yeah-h, that's my girl!"
Geoff bit his lip trying to decide on whether or not he was going to do it, "I'll do it!"
CONFESSIONAL
Chris: So friggin' sick, Chef is goin' down!
END CONFESSIONAL
The scene changed to show Geoff lying on stretcher with a breathing mask over his mouth as the beeps of an electrocardiograph machine were heard in the background.
"Okay," Chris said, "we'll give Geoff a few more minutes on life support before we start the next round. Until then, Chef made snacks! Smoothies anyone?"
Geoff looked at the blend and turned grinned removing his mask to throw up again as they drank their drinks.
Bridgette got up next spinning the wheel as it landed on Katie and Sadie, "Kiss and eat a raw fish."
"Um is that sanitary?"
"Don't know, should be just pretend you're eating sushi!" Duncan laughed
Bridgette grimaced but grabbed the fish and kissed it before taking a few bites out of it, "Not that bad, not that great." she took another bite and groaned, "Ew I think I just ate the eyeball."
That was it for Chris he paled and threw up over the railing handed a hundred dollar bill to Chef who grinned before also throwing up causing Geoff, Duncan, and Bridgette to throw up as well.
CONFESSIONAL
Chris: That was so gross! (Throws up) Is there nothing these freaks won't do?
END CONFESSIONAL
A jazzy tune began to play during montage of dares. The spinning bottle landed on Eva, and the scene showed Bridgette with a beard of bees. It then landed on Noah and Duncan could be seen punching an alligator. The bottle landed on LeShawna and Geoff was seen walk on a tight rope while carrying steaks above shark infested waters.
The bottle landed on Harold, and Duncan was shown wearing a pretty princess outfit as his competitors laughed at him. The bottle landed on Gwen and Bridgette was seen upside down hanging over a pile of mouse traps tried to sing a song. The bottle landed on Owen and Geoff was shown in a makeshift puppet show, with a princess hat on as he kissed Chef's sock puppet.
The montage came to a stop as Chris grinned, "Wow, can't believe none of you freaks have given up yet! And Geoff has sixteen freebies! And Bridgette and Duncan not so much!"
The camera turned to them, showing Bridgette's five and Duncan's none.
CONFESSIONAL
Geoff: "That's cause I'm awesome at dares, though I wish they weren't all food related I don't think my bodacious bod could take much more of this!"
Duncan: Once you got into it the dares weren't that bad, but as long as I didn't have to do anything to ruin my prison rep I was cool
END CONFESSIONAL
"Bridgette you're up!" Chris SAID.
Bridgette went up spinning the wheel, as it landed on Lindsay, "Die your hair bright neon pink with a shade of bubblegum pink! With Stray's hair dye, guaranteed to last three months."
"I think I'm gonna give this too Duncan." She shuddered and turned around, "Sorry!"
CONFESSIONAL
Bridgette: I really didn't want pink hair, I would've given it Geoff but I don't think he would have minded. I mean his shirt is bright pink
END CONFESSIONAL
Duncan walked up to Chris and Chef eyeing the open bottle of hair dye in his hand. "I'm not to sure about this!"
"So what's it gonna be." Chris asked as the delinquent took a seat in the chair," Are you going to do the dare, or take the Walk of Shame?"
Chef tilted the bottle over his head, and Duncan cursed, punching him in the stomach, "This will ruin my prison rep!"
Unfortunately for Duncan when Chef was punched in the stomach he dropped the bottle of dye, turning his hair from green to pink.
Wow," Chris said. "Well that sucks! Looks like Duncan's out!"
"Hold up a sec?" Duncan glared, "My hair is bright pink now!"
"True," Chris shrugged, "But technically you didn't accept the dare. If you hadn't kicked the bottle out of his hand you'd still have pink hair but at least you'd still be in the game!"
Duncan let out an angry yell, loud enough that the eliminated contestants of Player Dey Losers could hear it and marched up to Chris grabbing his shirt. "Seriously man!"
"Sorry but them's the rules!"
"You never mentioned anything about rules!"
Well, that's the thing. It's complicated. But what isn't complicated is that you lose, they win!"
Duncan growled and punched Chris harshly in the stomach, before storming off, "Screw you McLean!"
"For what it's worth." Bridgette smiled standing at the dock, with Duncan and Geoff, "You played a good game."
"Yeah whatever."
"Seriously dude, sorry you had to lose over pink hair dye."
"Whatever." Duncan muttered. "This show stank anyway."
Chris stood up on the dock as Duncan left on the boat of losers an arm on his sore stomach, and groaned out painfully, "And then there were two. Tune in next week to see who will win the check for one hundred thousand dollars on Total Drama Island!"
Yeah, Duncan's gone. Why honestly dude gets way too much screen time. I don't even like him much. Anyway Geoff vs Bridgette. Vote for who you want to win on my poll!
Honestly wasn't sure what do, Geoff seems like the guys who'll do dares just because and Duncan seems like he'll do some dares and Bridgette I see her as doing all the dares minus meat because you know vegetarian. Anyway sorry for those who wanted Duncan to proceed.