"Ah, morning in Muskoka," Chris said walking along the dock of shame, "The birds chirping, the loon calling, the majestic, gentle sounds of beautiful northern Ontario."
Chris appeared on the other side of the dock with a party hat on, "Welcome, to the most dramatic, thrilling episode yet!" He blew a party noisemaker, and the scene showed him standing next to the totem pole. "It's been a long eight weeks at Camp Wawanakwa, and Total Drama Island is about to come to an end. Today, two campers remain. By sundown, only one will be left standing."
"That camper," he continued now standing at the campfire pit "will go home with a check for one-hundred-thousand dollars! Who will it be? Our friendly, klutzilla surfer girl Bridgette?" A clip was shown of Bridgette' getting her leg stuck in a wire, dropping a light on Courtney, "Or our party-obsessed, goth girl loving, bro Geoff? It showed Geoff when he first arrived at the island fist pumping in the boats.
"Go grab a snack," Chris said, the camera showing him at the dock of shame again, "Have a pee if you have to. Sit your butt down and get ready for! The dramatic final conclusion of! Total! Drama! Island!"
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;
You guys are on my mind!
{The camera dives off the cliff and into an underwater shot; Owen is underwater and a few bubbles come out his behind killing a fish and sending up to the surface. On the surface Bridgette is lounging with Tyler on her surfboard until a bird swoops down and grabs the dead fish sending them falling in the water.}
You asked me what I wanted to be,
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
{The bird drops the dead fish on DJ that causes all the animals around him to attack. Duncan laughs at the scene and turns to see Courtney frowning at him. LeShawna and Heather are fighting on a lifeboat that falls down the waterfall.}
I wanna be...famous!
I wanna live close to the sun!
{They fall behind Harold who is practicing his ninja skills on a broken log when Izzy comes swinging in on a vine, knocking Harold off the log and sending them into the outhouse. The impact causes Lindsey and Justin to fall out of the outhouse where they were making out.}
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
Everythin' to prove, nothin' in my way;
{Katie and Sadie are tied up exchanging nervous glances, as Chef sticks his hand in greenish looking pot, while elsewhere Eva is arm wrestling with Ezekiel sending him falling to the ground hard. The Camera goes down to the dock showing Noah sitting at the steps reading a book. With Trent a few steps back strumming his guitar.}
I'll get there one day.
'Cause I wanna be...famous!
{The Camera goes down the dock showing Beth who waves at the camera showing off her baton skills and throws it up in the air as it comes back down it's night time.}
Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa
{Gwen is handing Geoff a picture when they touch hands causing both of them to blush before anything can happen Cody pops up between them with an oblivious smile.}
I wanna be!
I wanna be!
I wanna be famous!
Chris McLean was sitting on one of the stumps at the campfire pit. "Welcome back, we asked our finalists to record their thoughts in our confessional booth before going in to the final round."
CONFESSIONAL
Bridgette: What do I think about my eight weeks being here? It wasn't all bad.
Geoff: How was it? Pretty awesome if I do say so myself.
Chef: Ya think its easy cookin' for twenty-two teenagers? I had better jobs in prison.
Bridgette: The food was horrible! (Clip of Bridgette protesting to eat dolphin wiener)
Geoff: I hated the food man, didn't think it could get anymore disgusting (Clip of Geoff trying to choke down worm spaghetti)
Chef: less rat droppings (Puts hands on hips) Does this look like a five-star restaurant to you?!
Bridgette: The people were um, not horrible I mean sure some of the people were crazy, (clips of Izzy) manipulative, (clips of Heather) and fame-hungry, (clips of Justin) but I made some pretty cool friends here. (shows clips of Tyler, LeShawna, Courtney, Beth)
Geoff: Some people were really awesome (clips of Duncan, DJ, and Cody). I meant one of the coolest chick ever even if she's never been to a party (shows clips of Gwen.) Some campers though (shows clip of Heather) were kinda harshing my mellow
Bridgette: The one thing I'll be remembered for (shows clips of her tripping, or her clumsiness) being a great team player and keeping calm under pressure
Geoff: What I'll be remembered for (shows clips of his energetic cheering, shouting party, eagerness to do challenges) being the bodacious bro who always kept it chill
END CONFESSIONAL
Geoff, Chris, and Bridgette were shown standing in a clearing. Behind the three of them was a long white line, and behind that were two sets of bleachers with banners above them – the one on with Geoff's face on it, one with Bridgette's.
"Now it's time to welcome the twenty campers who did not make it to the finals!" Chris announced, motioning to stage right as the former contestants filed into the area. The two finalists waved at their former competitors as they passed by, Gwen blushing when Geoff sent a wink her way.
"Would everyone who's walked the Dock of Shame," Chris snickered, "and left camp on the Boat of Losers, kindly take a seat in the Peanut Gallery of Failure. The side you choose should represent who you would like to cheer on to victory in today's final competition."
Gwen, DJ, Duncan, Owen, Cody, Izzy, Harold, Cody, Lindsay, and Justin, took Geoff's side while Beth, LeShawna, Tyler, Heather, Courtney, Noah, Ezekiel, Katie, Sadie, and Trent took Bridgett's side.
"Woah, pretty even." Chris grinned, "Didn't expect that. Geoff, Bridgette this is your chance to tell the Peanut Gallery of Failure what you would do with the money if you won, and why you deserve it. Remember there is a chance they can offer you help during the finale."
Bridgette bit her lip, "Well, I made it pretty hard in the competition without burning to many bridges, so I think that's pretty important. If I win, I'll probably use half to set up my college funds and make sure my family is taken care off. Then I think travel the world surfing every beach on the planet."
"Yeah Bridgette!" Beth cheered.
"Cute, and simple. Not as boring as I thought. Geoff?"
"Hmm, um pay back for damages I've cause from parties and other stuff, put some away for college and the folks, then I'll use the rest to throw the most epic party ever! and you guys are all invited!"
"Yeah, Geoff! Whoo-oo! ! Yeah!" His side cheered.
On Bridgette's side, Trent, Katie, and Sadie moved over to sit with Geoff's side as Bridgette merely sighed and rolled her eyes, "Seriously."
"Oh and I'll rent a mansion too. Mansion party!"
At that Heather got up, and switched sides to sit with Geoff.
"Alright!" Chris interrupted, "It's time for the final challenge! The Rejected Olympic Relay Race! Each of the three parts was pitched to the committee, but sadly, rejected as an Olympic sport."
"First," Chris said, "each of you has to put on one of these." He held up a pair of animal hats and tossed them to the campers, a cow hat for Geoff, and a chicken hat for Bridgette.
"Really?" Bridgette asked.
Geoff shrugged and put his on, "No problemo bro!"
"Why can't you be more like Geoff?" Chris mocked, "I know who I'm rooting for."
Bridgette huffed and rolled her eyes, putting her own on.
"Dressed as a cow and a chicken," Chris continued "Run to the first location, and shimmy up the pole to retrieve your flag. If you don't have the flag, then don't bother comin' down off that pole!"
Geoff frowned and glanced at Bridgette who smiled nervously.
"Next, you will cross a three-hundred meter balance beam, suspended across a massive gorge, while carrying an eagle's egg! And that's not all!" Chris replied quickly. "Below, your friends, the rare-but-real, man-eating freshwater sharks! The final leg of the race, is a long-distance run, returning to the finish line, here. First camper to arrive wins!"
"Well good luck," Bridgette said, "If I lose today, have some vegetarian entrees available."
"Thanks," Geoff grinned, "And I you lose, teach me how to surf."
"Go Bridgette!"
"Go Geoff!" Lindsay shouted, "I wanna party in a mansion!"
"On your marks," Chris announced once the cheering died down, "Get set," the two campers got into a running position as the host raised a hand high, "GO!" The hand was waved down, and the two campers were off.
Gwen and Izzy ran besides Geoff cheering him own, while Tyler and Beth did the same for Bridgette. Geoff reached his pole first, quickly followed by Bridgette who was having a harder time.
"Come on Bridge!" LeShawna shouted, "You got this girl!"
Geoff reached the flag, first as he began sliding down, and Bridgette just reached her flag. She frowned noticing Geoff running to the next part.
"Dude, just jump I'll catch you!" Tyler shouted, when he noticed her hesitation, "You wanna win don't you!"
"Okay!" She let out of the pole falling safely into Tyler's arms who managed to catch her and blushed, "Thanks!"
"Your welcome!"
They started into each other eyes for a moment before LeShawna interrupted, "There'll be plenty of time for all that later, Geoff is getting away!"
Chris and an intern stood standing looking down a giant gorge, "Now, I know you're starting at the end of show, but all of our interns died already. I need you to test this competition to see if it's safe.
The intern began walking along the balance beams slowly making his way across until Chris called out, "Don't look down, dude!" The intern looked back losing his balance and falling into the water, yelling and screams being heard.
Chris looked down at the gorge and shrugged, "It seems safe enough."
Two freshwater sharks circling in the water at the bottom of the gorge as panning up to show Geoff, on one side looking down with Chris and Chef on the other.
Geoff gulped, then went to grab an egg from the nearby nest. "We'll be waiting for you up ahead," Gwen told him and kissed his cheek, "Good luck.'
"Geoff has his eagle's egg and is starting the second challenge!"
"I'm gonna die now, I'm gonna fricking die!" Geoff shouted out.
"Uh, what are the eggs for anyway?" Gwen asked.
Bridgette caught up grabbing her egg and paling at the sight of the gorge exchanging nervous looks with Geoff. "That's a deep gorge!"
"Oh, you'll see." Chris smirked.
"Good thing I can swim pretty well." She mumbled as she inched across the beam.
"You can do it, Geoff! Just don't fall into the shark-infested waters!" Owen shouted
"Not helping Owen!" Gwen glared at him
Bridgette had almost caught up when loud screeches were heard, a dark shadow being cast overhead.
"Ahh!" Geoff exclaimed, clutching his egg to his chest.
"What was that?!" Bridgette shouted. A pair of bald eagles were shown approaching before the camera cut back over to Chris who was now accompanied by Duncan and Courtney.
"Angry eagle parents." Chris grinned.
Duncan who had re-dyed his hair green though pink blotches were still visible chuckled, "Ohh, snap." he gave Chris a high five "That is messed up!
CONFESSIONAL
Courtney: Duncan is so immature. What is it about almost dying and bodily functions that guys love?
END CONFESSIONAL
Courtney huffed, gesturing to the contestants, "What? You mean you like watching this? They could die."
Duncan grinned wrapping an arm around her shoulders, "Oh, mellow your yellow, babe. This is awesome TV."
Courtney crossed her arms frowning, "Why would I want to watch Gwen and Owen risk their lives?"
Duncan grinned, "This is life at it's most raw. Check out Morita Addams here. One miss step and her boyfriend is shark bait. Makes for a great epic poem don't you think?"
CONFESSIONAL
Courtney: Then again danger is kinda hot
END CONFESSIONAL
She stood there before pulling him in for a kiss, which he eagerly accepted before pulling away, "You're still not my type."
"You make me sick." Duncan sneered before pulling her back in for another kiss
At a particularly bad dive by an eagle, Bridgette was able to avoid the dive just in time, while Geoff missed stepping backwards and nearly losing his balance and the egg allowing Bridgette to take the league.
"Oh no!" Izzy shouted, "Our party is in jeopardy!"
Lindsay frowned before snapping her fingers, "I've got it!"
She grabbed her boyfriend and ripped his shirt off, "Oh Bridgette!"
"What-! Oh wow!" She sighed staring at Justin
Geoff snickered and continued on his way as Tyler jumped in front of her view, "Focus Bridgette."
She shook her head before continuing, while one of the eagles that was circling above paused to look Justin, causing the other one to slam into it. The two birds collided and fell into the water below, where they were immediately snatched up by one of the sharks and eaten.
Geoff got off the beam before Bridgette but she was closer to the nest, so they put their eggs in at kinda the same time.
"Good luck."
"You to."
Back at the stands, all of the former contestants had returned to their seats, waiting in excitement while Chris and Chef stood a few steps behind the finish line.
"Hey look," Cody said, standing up and pointing into the distance, "I see them they're coming!"
Bridgette and Geoff were shown racing towards the finish from a plethora of views. "There they are," Chris announced, "two real competitors, and if I may say, truly personifying the spirit of the Reject Olympics."
Geoff and Bridgette were neck in neck for the finish line, when disaster stuck, Geoff who was running in sandals, tripped as one of the straps in his sandals broke sending him to the ground as Bridgette crossed the finish line.
"Bridgette wins!"
"Yess!" She cheered, "I won!" She smiled pulling Tyler down for a kiss.
"Congrats dudette." Geoff said happily walking up, "Sucks that there won't be a party though."
Bridgette looked at all the downcast faces before smiling, "Well I should have enough left over for an epic party!"
The rest of the campers let out cheers as Lindsay spoke up, "Is it still gonna be in a mansion?"
"I'm not much of a land person." She answered, "How about a yacht?"
That brought around another round of cheers, as everyone celebrated.
Now here comes Geoff's ending
Back at the stands, all of the former contestants had returned to their seats, waiting in excitement while Chris and Chef stood a few steps behind the finish line.
"Hey look," Cody said, standing up and pointing into the distance, "I see them they're coming!"
Bridgette and Geoff were shown racing towards the finish from a plethora of views. "There they are," Chris announced, "two real competitors, and if I may say, truly personifying the spirit of the Reject Olympics."
Geoff and Bridgette were neck in neck for the finish line, when disaster stuck, Bridgette in all her clumsiness tripped on a rock, and went down bringing Geoff with her as they rolled to the finish line stopping just in front of it when Geoff's hat wobbled and fell on the finish line.
Nobody said anything as Chef pulled out a magnifying glass, inspecting the finish line and standing up, handing something to Chris.
"And...Geoff wins by a hair!" Chris said, holding up a short piece of blonde hair to short to be Bridgette's.
Geoff stood up hosting Bridgette up before throwing two hands in the air, "YEAHHH! WOOHOOO! I WON! PARTAY!"
"Congratulations." Bridgette smiled,
Geoff gave her a thumb up as he swept his girlfriend in for a kiss.
"You did a really good job." Tyler smiled.
"Yeah no big deal."
"Come on, you have to be a little bummed you lost."
"Yeah, but I came second out of twenty-two. That's gotta be good, right?"
"You betcha!"
The two of them smiled at each other blushing
"Here we are," Chris announced, cupping his hands together as he walked past the fire, "At the last bonfire ever. After eight grueling weeks, I hereby announce the winner of Total Drama Island: Geoff!"
Geoff stood up smiling, "Dudes I can't believe it! This like totally
"Radical?" Gwen smirked.
"Exactly!"
Chris smiled, "Geoff, it gives me great pleasure to give you the true symbol of survival. The final marshmallow.
Geoff took it, popping into his mouth, "Sweet," He turned to fellow contestants sitting on the stumps, "Hey dudes, you know what it's time for?"
They were shown at the dock of shame Chris being carried by DJ, Geoff, Owen, Tyler, and Duncan. Courtney, Gwen, Heather, and Beth stood near the docks laughing in amusement, "No, no, guys...my hair! DUUUUUUUUUUDES! He shouted as he was thrown in the water and resurfaced, spitting out a mouthful of water.
"I've been wanting to do that all summer!" Chef said, "How do you like that, pretty boy? Huh?"
"Oh, Chef!" Duncan sang
"Guess who's next." Trent smirked.
Chef bolted, as the boys chased him down, Bridgette smiled at their antics as Tyler came to stand next to her, "Sorry you didn't win."
Bridgette smiled, mischievously, "Oh, I won something alright." With that being said she pulled her fellow klutz down for a kiss ignoring the awws coming from the girls around her.
The camera zoomed out, showing, Owen Geoff, Duncan, and DJ still chasing after Chef, and the lights flickering of Camp Wawanakwa sign before it gave out, the camera turning dark.
Geoff winning is canon to me.