Marty McFly could not believe it.
He learnt that his friend, Doc, dead. From the savage attack of Hideaki Anno when he went into the future. Not only he killed Doc Brown. He also stole his time and dime traveller, now going god who know where. He had to be stopped.
Well, the weirdest thing was?
The guy who told it to him...was the murdered himself. His friend, Doc Brown.
Who now wore a spandex suit that looked like a very good imitation of a super hero.
"Um...Doc?"
"Yes, Marty?"
"I'm glad that you're alive and well now, but um...why are you wearing that suit again?"
"I'm Captain Universe, Marty!"
Okay. This is just getting weirder.
"Captain Universe? That Captain Universe from Marvel Comic?"
"Comics, Marty!"
"Whatever." He shrugged to himself.
"So..."
"What do you two got from mails?"
The trio now were rich. Filthy rich. All going according to Ikari's scenario. Just as planned.
Rei's clones industry were entertainment success! Shinji was right about Rei's potential to become a sensation in entertaiment industry. Hundreds of characters based on her persona, from KOS-MOS to Yuki Nagato were working for anime industry, with varying success. In short, Rei became what the capes with super awesome looking jaw; entertainment cliches. No need for Evangelion 2: The search for more money!
Right?
"Let's see...Tsundere conferences-Meh. Never get along with that witch Akane. Chill Pills for virgins-No need for that. Damn. Can't these people differs between the real people and their fictional counterpart?"
"I'm afraid that we can't, Asuka. Look at mine." Rei said as she slided her brocures to her female companion.
"Hmmm...How to live as a clone, psychologist for the newly found siblings-Recommended by Leia and Luke, how to not endure in incest-my, you guys never get a break, eh?"
"I know." The lone boy sighed, "Don't they know those cases where the damn animator and drawers can't do more than 5 faces for shit?"
This was the case. While Rei and Shinji looked similar with Yui, so does many Gainax characters like Maya Ibuki. In fact, Shinji himself was modeled after Nadia, their previous Anime. Hell, even young Gendo looked like Shinji. It's just that Anno was so obsessed to make Rei a creep that he made those crap about Yui's salvaged remains yadadada, even with the already obvious implications. Had he escaped, he may did something even worse, like changed Yui's maiden name into Ayanami. But that won't happen, right?
So, about their relations with each others? Mirror images. Not related genetically. Too bad that Yamaha already patented the idea. They could've give it to those poor background characters that now became beggars in street.
Then again, Rumiko Takahashi already done that to death, so perhaps the idea would not be potent for money for a long time.
"It's amazing on how the crowds think i am hot when i was supposed to be otherwise, and yet they managed to draw the line to make me have a blood relation with Ikaris."
"Yeah, i know. Speaking about Ikari, how did your dad going, Shinji?"
"Oh, he's good." He claimed with rather lacks of caring in his voice, "Just arrived from worst parent ever's conference with mom. Mom was still in consideration for membership, though."
"Figure. So, your mom take him back from his beggar routine?"
"Yeah, Rei." Got hungry, he began to took a bite from their sandwich lunch. "We already figured that it's already enough for him."
"Good to see your parents get back into lovey dovey. Were they...loud in bed?" Asuka said while wiggled her eyebrows.
"Uh, i would rather not know, but yes."
"Ah...you little pervert."
"No!"
"Eugh...what kind of pervert that listening to their parents 'going on' all night? Someone Oedipal?"
"Ehm."
A cough from the albino was an enough sign from her that she's not comfortable with their current subject.
"Sorry, Rei."
"Don't talk about that again."
"Well, can't help it." Asuka said to herself, "Well, anyway, Shinji. Did you go to that conference for whiny giant robot pilots?"
"No."
"Why?"
"They rubbed me the wrong way."
"Figure." Asuka sympathized, "It's rather double standard for people to call you whiny while 80% of Mecha's pilots doing those whining, anyway. Hell, i'm more annoying than you twice, and people did not complaining about me."
"What's funny is that if we're switching gender, the complains from the fans and haters would be much less abundant and significant." Shinji said as he finished his sandwich, "I mean, my whining would be much less annoying to the audience, and Rei would be your stoic badass instead. The show would be more like Gundam instead."
"Looks like i'm the only one who did not benefit from gender changing, after all."
"Yes, Asuka." Rei finally talked after went passive for minutes in their picnic. Somehow, they were lucky that they did not get spotted by the maniacs from paparazis. "They would have labelled your actions as offensively abusive instead of simply abusive."
"Double standard. Fuck PC."
"Agreed."
Just before they dwelved more into politics, their ground shaken. While Asuka screaming and demanding regarding what's going on in the place, Shinji got himself into praying position, pleading for the world to not give himself a real giant robot. He knew the law of anime protagonist-The more awesome power you can get, the more painful it will be for you. He had enough with his own whining. Meanwhile, Rei did nothing but tried to stabilize herself, which she done so with little success.
And then, the ground revealed...
"Eeehhh, what's up, Doc'?"
Bugs Bunny?
"Allright. What the hell is going on-"
She did not had the chance to finish her sentence, as Asuka and the rest of Pilot stooges were immediately dragged by Bugs Bunny into his trusty hole. As they began to get deeper, Shinji knew what would be happened with them.
"Um...are we going to play basketball?"
"Yeah."
The trio groaned. Even Rei, who thought that the movie should be done into 7 parts instead of just one game. Also, her favorite player, Barkley and Shaq did not even went to the game.
"And...why should we?"
"Well, we have Disney going to revive Ducktaels, girl, so we have the plan to revive our biggest animation in 90s. Animaniacs."
"I see." Rei spoke for her second time that day, "You Looneys knows that it's indirectly my fault that caused Animaniacs to collapse in the first place, so you decided to use our talent, right?"
"Well, that's probably right in other situation, but now, you three are the chosen one."
"Chosen one?" The three said in unison. Rei was quiter, of course.
"Yes. You three will help us to fight the renewed monstars, with talents of current NBA players."
"You mean..." Shinji gulped, "They stole the likes of LeBron, Howard etc?"
"Well, that, but luckily, we got the best to fight them now?"
"Who?"
"Kobe and Iguodala."
The trio groaned again. These two were barely elit now, so why?
"Don't worry, you three. We all know that Kobe's the next Jordan."
They groaned again.
"Raep tiem, bich."
A psychotic, poorly drawn duck (still better than the last episode of EVA) went into his...pleasuring spree. His current target was Macky.
Unknown to everyone, this duck will bring something painful to the pilots sooner or later...
Well...that's the next installment of Meta Genesis Evangelion. Pretty crappy, if you ask. But it's just for a short update. Next will have more.