Number 3 Grandiose delusion
A grandiose delusion is an experience of an extremely exaggerated sense of worth, power, knowledge, identity, or relationship. Someone who is grandiose may believe he can speak to supernatural beings or that he is a supernatural being himself. This is one of three of the strong signs that help determine whether a person is psychopathic, along with superficial charm and geocentricism.
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Orochimaru and Kabuto were sitting in the bed they shared because Orochimaru is a homosexual pedophile and everyone knows it.
"Lord Orochimaru why are you laughing?" Kabuto asked.
"Simple I was just thinking about my fight with Jiraiya." Orochimaru replied.
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Flashback
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"Omg you is the suxors nub-cake! Lols1/1/1!!" Orochimaru Yelled throwing a rock and hitting Jiraiya on the head.
"Oh noes I is pwned!!!!!" Jiraiya shouted falling down hurt.
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Flashback
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"Uhh…. Lord Orochimaru… that's not how it happened… in fact Jiraiya and Naruto beat you up.
"SILINCE! How dare you correct me Kabuto! How could those two imbeciles possibly beat me? I am a living God! I will destroy everyone who disagrees you hear me!?" Orochimaru shouted enraged with his head tilted to the side and some drool coming out of his mouth as he twitched and began breathing heavy.
"Uhh… okay then…"
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