-1Number 5 Histrionic Personality Disorder

A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

Is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention

Interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior

Displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions

Consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self

Has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail

Shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion

Is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances

Considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are

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Team 7 was waiting on the bridge where they did everyday, waiting for their Sensei to show up.

As usual Naruto was bored, Sasuke was annoyed, and Sakura was the cause of it.

Sasuke was sitting on the railing doing his best to ignore Sakura as she asked him out for the 100th time that morning.

"Sasuke! Is my hair pretty??"

"Hn.."

"Sasuke! Does the shirt look good on me?"

"Hn…"

"Sas-kay! How about after training you and I go out and get something to eat?" Sakura asked with a huge anime smile on her face.

"Oi Sakura-chan Sasuke doesn't like you… figured you woulda figured that out by now…" Naruto added his 2 cents in a totally correct statement.

"SHUT UP MORON!" shouted Sakura before hitting Naruto in the face so hard the Kyuubi spit up teeth.

"You do like me right Sasuke?" Sakura pouted and pretended to tear up while bending over attempting to give him a clear view down her shirt.

"Well.." Sasuke began but was promptly cut off.

"OOOO I KNEW IT!" Sakura squealed before glomping him to the ground.

At about that time Kakashi showed up and interrupted the happy young girl and nauseous young emo.

"Uhmm What goings on with you two? And why is Naruto coughing up blood?" he asked frightened of the answer.

"Interrupt me and Sasuke-kun again and you'll find out…" she said to her sensei menacingly.

"Right… well training today is cancelled because I have to go pick up some new underwear now… bye." and with that the Jounin ran off at the speed of light.

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