Explanations

As I waited for the others to awaken, I walked around and tried to gather my bearings. I was in a forest. It seemed to be the same forest I had appeared in before. So that would mean we could be attacked at any second. There were many wild pokémon in the forest who would love a fight. And the nearest pokémon I knew were civil were a couple miles off…

Ouch! That memory hurt. I would rather face the two charmeleons again than go to that rescue team. I ran back to "camp", hoping someone was awake.

The small eevee was stirring. I then realized I had no idea who was who. And everyone would panic when they saw what state they were in. I detracted my claws. As the creature's eyes opened, I drew close.

"Tell me your name. No… don't say anything. Just say your name."

It looked shocked and fearful (mostly due to the fact my claws were an inch away from its face). But it did manage to squeak, "M.. M.. Matt!"

I relaxed and brought my paw away from him. Matt looked down at himself and shrieked. He started running around and crashed into a tree. I laughed, but not just because of his collision with the shrub: Matt was an "Emo" type character. He was, "In touch with his feminine side". The fact the Curse thought he had the personality of an eevee was hilarious. He turned to me.

"Who are you?!" he requested.

"Don't worry; I won't hurt you." I would have said more, but I heard a rustling noise behind me. I stared in awe as an absol slowly walked over to me, followed by a slightly overweight bulbasaur. My guess would have been Katie and Amanda as the absol and bulbasaur. Katie was a kind of dark character, and Amanda seemed to follow her everywhere, like a puppy. "At least they kept their cool," I thought.

I decided not to wait for the other four to wake up to explain myself.

"Hey, Katie, Matt, Amanda. It's me: Glen. I will now take questions, one at a time."

This took a minute to register with them. They looked at each other, and then back at me. Matt was the first one to speak.

"Is that really you, Glen?"

"Yes, but hold on: I will now answer the really obvious question."

As I opened my mouth, something caught the corner of my eye. The treecko and furret were slowly getting to their feet. After some quick thinking, I figured the treecko was Derek and the furret was Lucia. Derek was stubborn, and Lucia… well, I really had no idea. But I figured it had to be, since I had identified the poochyena as Tyler and the vulpix as Adriana.

"Hey, Derek! Lucia! Come over here!"

They staggered over to me, surprised and confused.

"As I was saying… Yes, we are all pokémon. In this world, there are no humans. But many pokémon keep popping up that were originally humans. Many pokémon in this forest want to hurt you, so stay close. Any more questions?"

Amanda the Bulbasaur started acting funny, and I figured she was raising her hand.

"Yes, the fat Bulbasaur."

"Is this real? I'm not dreaming, am I… WHO ARE YOU CALLING FAT, YOU ANOREXIC BASTARD? I'VE NEVER SEEN A LINOONE SO SKINNY!"

"No you're not dreaming. Even as a human, you were overweight, Amanda."

"Whoa, that's Amanda?" a mysterious voice asked.

The vulpix and the poochyena had woken up. Katie the Absol explained everything to them."

"Huh, so this is for real?" asked Tyler the Poochyena.

"Yes," I said.

Suddenly, a mankey screeched. The sound was followed by many more outcries.

"Oh, shit," I muttered. "Everyone, run as fast as you can in the other direction. I don't know if any of you know agility or quick attack: Try to use them to get out of here faster! GO!"

I saw 10 or 12 mankeys swing into view. As I prepared to attack, I muttered, "Just like old times."

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Ok, I am going to say this now. This Linoone knows hyper beam. Live with it.

R&R, or I'll make the next chapter even worse than this one! OH MY!

Here's a key:

Matt the Eevee

Lucia the Furret

Katie the Absol

Amanda the Bulbasaur (fat)

Adriana the Vulpix

Tyler the Poochyena

Derek the Treecko

Glen the Linoone (GO ME!)

Have fun!