Phineas and Ferb
Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension
While bouncing on the bed, Ferb fell off. Ferb groaned in pain. Phineas stopped.
"Ferb, are you okay?" He asked.
"Peachy." Ferb answered.
While raising Perry up, Phineas dropped him to the floor.
"Oops!" The boy admitted. He looked down where he dropped Perry. "Sorry, Perry." He then realized something. "Hey, that rhymed!" Perry chattered.
While making Perry comb Ferb's hair, the comb got stuck. Phineas pulled and pulled. He accidently pulled too much and a chunk of Ferb's hair came off with the comb. Phineas' eyes widened.
"What happened?" Ferb wanted to know. Phineas quickly hid the comb with the hair on it behind his back.
"Nothin'!" He lied, rubbing his ear with an innocent smile.
Phineas was about to catch the baseball bat that Perry threw to him with his tail when the bat hit him in the eye.
"Ow!" The boy said, rubbing at his now black eye.
Phineas swung the ball at the ball, but missed.
"Oops, sorry, my bad." It took him several takes until he hit it.
"Try saying that five times fast." Second dimension Doofensmhirtz told Phineas. "Boyborg, boyborg, boybog, boy… wait, what am I saying?"
Platyborg butted Perry into the storage closet. But instead of coming out wearing sports equipment, he came out with a fairy princess outfit. First demension Doofenshmirtz smirked.
"Doofensmhirtz!" The director said, glaring at him.
"Sorry." He said. "I forgot they were still in there. You look so cute Perry." Perry chattered irritably. "Wait, wait! Don't take them off." He took out his phone. "This is just too good to pass up." Perry rolled his eyes and the picture took.
"Now, can we get back to the scene?" The director asked. Doofensmhirtz looked at the picture, admiring it. "Doofensmhirtz!" He looked at the director.
"Oh yeah, it's cool man. You can continue."
"Good."
Phineas was bouncing on the bed, and Perry was forced to bounce along. Suddenly, Perry's stomach couldn't take it anymore and threw up on the bed. Phineas and Ferb stopped bouncing.
"Sorry, Perry." Phineas apolized. "Guess I bounced too much."
"Okay," Said the director. "We'll do the bedroom scene later when Perry's stomach is all better and when the bed is all cleaned."
2nd Dimension Candace was suppose to throw the portal opener to 1st Dimension Phineas, but 1st Dimension Phineas missed and it falls in the lava.
"Shoot." Phineas cursed.
"You missed." Ferb said.
"Shut up." Phineas said angrily. "The next time you mess up, I'll point it out to you and see how you like it!"
"Boys, boys." Said the director. "Let's not get into a fight and reshoot."
"Sure!" Candace said with sarcasm. "Let's trust two little boys not to fight. I'd like to see where this'd go to."
Doofenshmirtz read the script of how his 2D counterpart went to the dark side.
"I become evil because I lost my childhood toy, a choo-choo?" He questioned the professor. "How lame!"
"Just do it!" The director said. "You're getting paid." Doofenshmirtz sighed.
"The things I do for you people."
Nerds of a Feather
Doofenshmirtz had both Jeff McGarland and Perry tied up together on a chair.
"It's lazy." Jeff said. "It's lazy writing."
"Well!" Said a mad Doofenshmirtz. "Should I put in a talking baby, a taking dog, fish, bears, and an alien? Is that what you want?"
"Well, yes, yes, I do."
"Well, that's too dang bad, because I'm not going to." Jeff looked disappointed.
"Aw!"
"Can we please stick to the script, guys?" The director questioned.
Perry the Actorpus
Phineas was supposed to throw the Frisbee and Perry was supposed to catch it in his mouth, when it hit him instead.
"Oops." Phineas said. "Sorry Perry."
Phineas was supposed to jump and catch the Frisbee in his mouth when he missed.
He tried in another take, wen it hit him in the eye. He rubbed his eye when he dropped to the ground.
"What it is with this Frisbee today?" He asked.
Perry was on top of Phineas and Ferb when they all toppled down on top of each other in the moving speedboat.
Take 23
Perry fell into the water.
On the Merry- Go-Round, the Merry-Go-Round spun a little too fast, and Perry flew off.
"No animals were harmed in the making of this episode." Phineas said with a laugh. "Except Perry. Are you okay, Perry?" Perry chattered in pain.
Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars
As Ferb walked across the Death Star, the bridge above him caved in and Hans Solo fell before him. Ferb's eyes widened as Hans Solo got up and looked at him.'
"Sorry, young master." Solo apologized. "But, that wasn't suppose to happen."
"Let's fix the bridge and shoot again." The director said.
After Perry re-bakes the birthday cake for the young Tusken Raider, he walks to him and his family with it. He was about to give it to him, when Doofenshmirtz extends his leg out and trips him. Perry falls and the cake splatters everywhere on the Tusken Raider. The Tusken Raider gets teary-eyed. Perry gives him a 'sorry' grin. The Tusken Raider child then burst out crying. The director glares at Doofenshmirtz, who is laughing.
"Doofenshmirtz!" The director scolded. Doof turned to him.
"What? Can't I guy have some fun while he's waiting for his next scene?"
Road to Danville
"Tough break." Doofenshmirthz told Perry after he wasn't allowed to ride on the bus. "Thanks for the ticket though." The door closed and Doof's finger was in the way, and got squished instead.
"OWCH!" Doof screamed. "Oh, my poor finger." Perry knew he shouldn't, but the platypus smiled in amusement. Serves you right!
Doofenshmirtz tried to climb the fence, but lets out some gas. Perry plugs his bill, and fans away the smell with his hand. Doofenshmirtz did a lame smile.
"Sorry." He apologized.
Doofensmhirtz tried to climb the chain link fence, but falls to the ground instead.
Brain Drain
"Why are you hitting yourself?" Doofenshmirtz questioned when making the poor platypus hit himself in the face. "Why are you hitting yourself?" He was supposed to stop, but didn't.
"Doofenshmirtz!" The director shouted. Doofenshmirtz laughed and stopped.
"Sorry, but it's just so fun!" Perry chattered madly to himself.
Perry pushed Doofenshmirtz pushed Doof in the cart when all of a sudden, he hit a crack on the sidewalk. Doof flew out and landed facedown on the pavement.
"Ow!" Doofenshmirtz groaned.
Sipping with the Enemy
Perry held the coffee cup up so Doofenshmirtz wouldn't see Vanessa with Monty.
"Okay, I'm sorry." Vanessa spoke up to the director. "But how is a coffee cup going to hide us from my dad?"
"Just do it without complaining!" The director told her.
"Perry?" Vanessa asked when he saw the platypus reading a newspaper. "Perry, is that you?" The platypus didn't look up. He was to absorbed in what he was reading. "Perry?" Vanessa brandished her hand in front of the platypus. "Yoo-hoo; Perry; earth to Perry!" She then saw that he was reading a Garfield comic and laughed. "Oh, Garfield."
"Who taught that platypus to read?" The director said with a sigh.
"Who says he's reading?" Phineas piped in. "Maybe he's just looking at the pictures."
Skiddley Whiffers
Perry jumped out of the bushes in a bear costume. He chattered, trying to frighten her.
"Aw!" Vanessa awed. "Wait, let me get my phone and take a picture. He's just so cute!" Vanessa took out her cell phone and took a picture. "There; I'm done." She put it away. "We can continue now."
Perry was about to jump out of the bush when his costume caught on a branch. He pulled and pulled. He got free, but unfortunately, his costume ripped off. Perry looked at his costume on the branch. He looked at the cast and smiles in an embarrassing manner.
"Okay!" Said the director. "Let's do this again."
The Inator Method
"Albert?" Irving asked. "What are you doing here? Pluto isn't even a planet." He then gives a sly smile. "He's Mickey Mouse's dog."
"Irving!" The director shouted at him.
"Sorry." Irving apologized with a giggle. "But it's true."
"Irving!"
"Sorry!" The director sighed.
"Let's shoot again."
Lost in Dansville
Bernie is supposed to appear from the capsule, but didn't come.
"Hey!" Phineas shouted. "Bernie? Bernie!" They then saw Bernie inside eating a pizza.
"Oh, is it my cue?" Bernie asked. "Sorry. Just let me finish this pizza first." The director sighed.
"Okay, finish. Then we'll reshoot this scene. Why didn't you eat your pizza during lunch?"
"Because I was going over my lines!" Bernie said. "I wanted to surprise you by not making a mistake. He then gave a nervous laugh. "Guess, I kind of did by not eating my pizza at the appropriate time. Oops, my bad."
Oh, There you are, Perry
Candace looked over her singing lines and is confused.
"Oh, Perry, I can't find you anywhery?" She read out loud. "It fill me with despairy?" Oh, Perry, I'm allergic to dairy? I'm gonna move to the prairie? Who writes this stuff?
"Just sing the lines!" The director said to her.
"'Just sing the lines.'" Candace mocked the director. "Oh well, at least I'm getting paid for this."
The Lizard Whisperer
At the Steve convention. Steve Smith, Steve from Minecraft, and Steve Burns from Blue Clues are there.
"Wrong shows and this isn't Minecraft!" The director shouted. He glared at his assistant director who picked out these Steves.
"What?" Asked the assistant Director. "They are all named Steve and this scene is the Steve convention where everyone is named Steve.
"Hey!" Phineas said to Ferb. "Maybe Blue's Clues can help us find Steve." Ferb snickered.
"Can I go home, now?" Steve Smith asked.
"Yeah!" The Steve from Minecraft added. "I promised a friend that I would built a house for her."
"Okay," Steve Burns told Phineas and Ferb. "Let's go and play 'Blue's Clues' to find your missing pet". Phineas looked at Ferb again.
"Maybe if this goes well," He told him. "we should play 'Blue's Clues on almost every episode to find Perry Then we don't have to ask, 'hey, where's Perry?'" Ferb nodded in agreement.
"NO!" The director barked. He pointed at the three Steves then to the exit. "You Steves, get out before I call security" The Steves goes to the exit.
"I didn't want to be here, anyway." Steve Smith said. Steve Burns waved at Phineas and Ferb. They wave back.
"Bye!" Steve Burns called. "Maybe we'll play next time!" He then disappeared through the exit with the others.
"Bye!" Phineas called back. He looked at Ferb yet again. "Once again, the director has ruined our fun." Ferb nodded in agreement.
"Okay," The director started. "Let's shoot from the top before all of that craziness happened."
Happy Birthday, Isabella
"I call that a win-win." Isabella sang while she and Phineas jumped on the couch. Phineas jumped a bit too much, and he fell.
"You okay?" Phineas faked it by giving her a thumbs up.
"Peachy keen!" He told her, and then fainted.
Isabella twirled around to the sliding door while singing.
"Just be…." She twirled so much that she bumped into the sliding door and fell to the floor. She got back up.
"I'm okay!" She said.
While Isabella is singing, Phineas and Ferb carry the Giant Baby Head. They bump into her, and then all of them fell to the ground.
Buford was supposed to bag Isabella, but bags Phineas instead. He grins lamely as he pulls out a mad Phineas and puts him back on the ground. "My bad. Sorry, Phineas."
Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel
"Don't mind me." Lawrence told Candace and Isabella when they were done with their song. "I'm just givin' the lawn a bit of a drink." He tried turning it off, but couldn't. "What the…?" He tried again and again. "Oh! What's wrong with this thing?! Why is it being so stubborn?" He heard Buford laugh and looked up. He gasped. Buford had turned off the water. "Buford!" Buford laughed again.
"Buford!" The director scolded him. "Please; we're filming here!"
"Sorry!" The bully apologized. "I just couldn't help myself, you know? It's just so funny!" He noticed everyone's expressions and his face fell. He laughed nervously. "I'm just going to turn the water back on, okay? He turned the water back on and left the set. The director talked into his megaphone.
"Okay, let's just take it from the top!"
Perry climbed all over on the ceiling, listening in to the villains' plans, when suddenly, he lost his grip, and fell to the floor.
"Platypus down!" Doofensmhirtz called out.
"You okay there, Perry?" The director asked. Perry gave him a thumbs up before fainting.
During the 'My Evil Buddies and Me' song, Doof was supposed to kick the motorcycles and they fall like dominos, but instead he kicked the first one too hard and injured his foot by accident. He yells and jumps in pain. The tough guys started laughing.
"It's not funny!" Doofenshmirtz snapped. "I really hurt myself!" They still laugh. "You're pay for this!"
Take 2
Doofshmirtz kicks the motorcycles and they fall. Unfortunately, it landed on the tough's guy foot. He jumps and yells in pain, Doofensmhirtz laughs.
"Karma, baby!"
"Doofenshmirtz!" The director snaps. "Come on guys, focus!"
Doofenshmirtz and the villains got on the little train, except M.O.D.O.K. He looked at the director.
"Do I have to get on this itty bitty train?" He wanted to know. "I'll look stupid in it."
"You look stupid?" Doofenshmirtz asked. "Imagine how we feel! If we have to suffer, you got to suffer! Come on; it's just for an itty bitty scene." M.O.D.O.K. sighed and got on.
"Fine! I can't believe I'm getting paid for this."
"That's the spirit!"
Candace Disconnected
Doofenshmirtz took off his lab coat. His work- out clothes were supposed to be underneath, but it wasn't. He was naked! Perry looked disgusted, shielding his eyes. Put some clothes on! Doofenshmirtz was confused as everyone started laughing.
"What?" He wanted to know. The director pointed at him and Doof looked down at himself with a gasp. He blushed and laughed nervously.
"Ohhh, I'm so embarrassed!"
"TTL?" Monogram asked out loud, after reading Carl's message. "What's TTL?"
"Sorry." Carl apologized. "It's supposed to say TTYL."
"That's what I thought."
Summer Belongs to You
"Oh, no. That's ridiculous!" Phineas said, tossing the sponge and starfish into the ocean. SpongeBob and Patrick were insulted.
"We could've helped." Patrick said, mournfully.
"There, there." SpongeBob told his friend, consoling him. "Yes, yes we could."
"You guys are on the wrong show!" The director said to them.
"Do you mind, sir?" SpongeBob asked. "My friend's heart was broken by that boy with the weird triangler shaped nose, and so was mine."
"Do you know what they have in France?" Candace asked Stacy over the phone.
"The pyramids?" Stacy guessed.
"No! French fries!"
Take 59
"French Toast!"
Take 34
"French Kissing!"
"Ooh!" Phineas oohed, "How dirty!"
"Candace!" The director scolded. "Careful, this is a kids' show!"
"Sorry." Candace apologized with a lame smile. "By the way, do French toasts, French fries, and the French kiss originate in France?"
"No." Ferb said.
"Well, yeah." Jeremy said. "I used the…oh…ugh, hold on." He went on the other side of the bridge. Birds flew up into his face. As he shooed them away, a bird pooped on his shoulder.
"Oh, yeah." Candace said. "This is so romantic!
Take 72
As he shooed them away, he got some tail feathers in his mouth.
Take 87
As he shooed them away, one pooped on his head.
"What is it with these birds?" Jeremy questioned.
"Well, G-word, you want the K-word?" Candace hesitated, trying to figure out what he meant, then figured it out.
"Oh, you mean kiss!"
"Candace!" The director shouted at her. Candace looked at him.
"Well sorry, but talking about the B-word, and the G-word kind of mixed me up. But, I'm good now."
"I'm Candace Flynn!" Candace shouted on top of the plane. "Cou de…" Candace lost her balance and fell down.
"Are you okay?" Phineas asked.
"Peachy." Candace answered, her voice muffled.
"According to this GPS…" Doofenshmirtz began, holding the GPS the right way.
"Turn it upside down, Heinz." The director said to him. Doofenshmirtz was confused.
"But, it's the right way. Why would we purposely have it upside down so Perry can turn it upside right?"
"It's funnier that way." Doofenshmirtz thought about this.
"Hmmm, I guess it is funnier that way. Let's do that!"
"Hold it right there!" Vanessa shouted holding a hairdryer as if it was a gun, "Step away from the evil…"
"Oh my gosh!" Monogram shouted. "It's a gun; run Perry!" The director sighed. Monogram noticed this. "Sorry; I knew it was a hairdryer. I was just so in the moment, you know? We can start it again from the top."
Act Your Age
"Well, it's about time Phineas and I got together!" Isabella said after reading the entire script. "We should've done it when we were kids, but I guess now's better then never."
Phineas caught a piece of paper, which has a school's name.
"Okay, Kjobsl…Kj…." Phineas tried to say.
"Phineas!" The director said. "It's Kjobst…Kjab…"
"Yeah, you try saying it!"
The booth was suppose to stop, but didn't.
"Ferb!" Phineas yelled, paper hitting him on all sides. "Ferb; turn it off!"
"I'm trying." Ferb told him. Phineas screamed. His screams got muffled as paper flew in his mouth.
"Don't worry, Phineas!" The director assured him. "I'll have you out of there in a jiff." He went and unplugged the booth. Phineas panted heavily.
Mommy, Can you Hear Me?
Candace tried to control the helicopter with the remote in the backyard, but couldn't. It bumped into the tree and the bushes.
"Come on, come on!" Urged a frustrated Candace. She looked at the director and smiled weakly, laughing nervously. "I'll get this right." She kept trying with no luck. She groaned loudly and sighed in defeat." Okay, I need help."
"Ferb, help her out." Ferb went to help his sister control the helicopter.
Doof Dynasty
During the song, Ferb was supposed to land perfectly on the dock after jumping from a vine, but fell in the water instead.
Phineas, Ferb, and Buford carry logs. But because of the weight, Phineas and Ferb collapses to the ground while carrying theirs.
Sorry about the long update. I'll try to have it updated every month until the last or near the end of June. Next Up: American Dad Part 2