The Leaf Ghostbusters
A/N: Due to watching the trailer of that atrocity remake Chaossonic1 showed me. *shudder* He suggested this idea and I agreed. I don't know if anyone made a Naruto X Ghostbusters crossover. But I am happy to make one just for the fun of it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Ghostbusters.
Chapter 2: Trouble in the Council
Konoha Police Station
Kiba and Shikamaru are locked up in a holding cells of the Konoha Police Station, which is occupied by the ANBU since the original police force (the Uchiha Clan) was wiped out 8 years ago by Itachi Uchiha. But where is Naruto?
"You think he'll be alright; he hasn't been interrogated before" said Shikamaru
"You think I care about that blond bastard?" said Kiba relaxing in a carefree way. "I don't care what those sadists do to him, yeah I know about them Interrogators."
"Who are they?" said Shikamaru
"They were our Chunnin Exam Proctors" said Kiba
"Oh them…yeah we're screwed" said Shikamaru until he saw Ibiki walking pass with a cup of coffee.
"Hey why aren't you interrogating Naruto?" said Kiba
"Anko has that covered" said Ibiki casually "She insisted that she have her way with him. And boy is you better hope you're getting interrogated by me."
"Why?" said Kiba
"She was personally trained by Orochimaru the Snake Sannin, and you know how twisted and sadistic he is" said Ibiki pulling a sadistic grin at the 2 Ronin.
Kiba and Shikamaru gulped in fear, whatever Anko is doing to Naruto right now, they feel sorry for him to be with that psychopath.
Interrogation Room
Despite her frightful reputation, Anko isn't actually interrogating Naruto per say. She and Naruto are in a fierce make-out session. Unknown to all, Anko and Naruto are seeing each other. And despite the age difference, Naruto is technically legal when he was a Genin. And it changes nothing when his ninja status was revoked.
Their lips lock together while they embrace in this opportunity for them to make out.
"I was so pissed off when the council revoked your license, even when you succeed your mission" said Anko "It's total bullshit"
"I had a feeling it might happen eventually" said Naruto "Konoha hates me for being a cage of a demon"
"You think I care about that?" said Anko. "I wish I can help you return to us as a Ninja."
"I appreciate it, but there is nothing you can do about it" said Naruto "I'm fucked and the council will undoubtedly make my punishment far worse to satisfy them"
Anko frowned at this and then decided to do some actual interrogation but not her usual as she doesn't want to hurt Naruto.
"So what were you doing in the library?" said Anko "If you wanted to go, you could've wait until opening hours"
"You know about that Chunnin who was on assignment in library." said Naruto
"Yeah?" said Anko "He blabbed about a ghost of that old naggy bitch Librarian. So what?"
"I caught and trapped her" said Naruto
"You were ghost hunting?" said Anko
"I prefer the term "Ghostbusting" said Naruto "I hunted ghosts for 3 years with my equipment"
"That's a very interesting story, so is that why you have that strange weaponry?" said Anko
"Yeah" said Naruto
"Where did you get it?" said Anko
"I made them myself, I have a slight ghost infestation in my apartment, the ghost in my toilet asking me if I need red or blue toilet paper. A dirty ghost licking my bathroom clean with its tongue. And a Hellhound is living in my fridge." Said Naruto
"And you've been fighting these ghosts ever since?" said Anko
"Only in my apartment" said Naruto "I only use them as cleaning tools in case a ghost decides to terrorize me"
"Damn, it must've sucked to live in a haunted house" said Anko
"You have no idea, have you tried sleeping while ghosts scream woefully in your ears all night, ghost slime seeps out from the cracks and the stench of the ectoplasmic vapours from the vents is noxious." Said Naruto.
"Haven't considered moving out?" said Anko
"To where?" said Naruto "In case you haven't noticed, I'm not quite the most popular person for everyone to offer me a place to stay. Oji-san was the only one who was kind enough to give me a home after the orphanage kicked me out. May Kami bless him."
"Well you could've move in with me" said Anko with a seductive grin. "You and I could share a bed and cuddle and kiss, and maybe get lucky."
"Back then you don't know about me" said Naruto "We first met during the Chunnin exams, you cut me on the cheek"
"You were being cocky, but I admired your spirit and I didn't notice how adorable you looked." Said Anko as she licked where she scarred him during back at the second Chunnin exam. "And what about the time you volunteered to help me with the kunoichi training."
"You drugged and gagged me, stuffed me in a sack and removed my pants in front of Sakura, Ino, Tenten and Hinata while fucking me in front of them. I would say rape but I shamefully enjoyed it"
"It was for the Kunoichi seduction training" said Anko "You got lucky that afternoon"
"Yeah and got a hell of a beating from Sakura" said Naruto rubbing his head.
"So er…in case if you do get the death sentence" said Anko "Can I…"
KNOCK
KNOCK
"Times up, Anko!" Ibiki's voice yelled from outside the room. "My break is up!"
"Damn it!" cursed Anko when Ibiki enters the interrogation room.
Ibiki looked and noticed Anko's expression, he sighed and spoke.
"I'll interrogate the rest at once, you go take a break" said Ibiki
That made Anko to smile in pure delight, but Naruto sighed and shook his head at this as Anko is predictable. But at the bright side, he'll get lucky again in case he gets a death sentence (which is highly possible).
"ANBU, bring the rest to me" said Ibiki
"Hai" said an ANBU
Later
With Shikamaru and Kiba in the interrogation room, Naruto back in the holding cell but Anko is with him and stripping him of his clothes, including her own. Naruto already lost his virginity during his voluntary work in Anko's Kunoichi seduction classes. Plus, some times when he and her have some free time at her place (during the fact Naruto's is still haunted and with a Hellhound in his fridge).
Anko wasted no time and insert Naruto's cock in her, she moans at the entry and deepen her kiss on his lips. Naruto thrusts his hips while placing his hands on her waist to support her. She bounces on his lap while he bucks his hips.
"Oh Kami, I'm gonna fucking miss you" said Anko
"Don't…don't ruin the moment" said Naruto "Just fuck me"
"Good idea" said Anko before she kisses Naruto again. "But I am gonna miss you"
"Me too" said Naruto before returning his kiss and fucking the purple haired kunoichi.
Morning: Shinobi Council
Naruto, Shikamaru and Kiba stands in the Konoha council room at the defendant's podium to be judged for their recent crimes. Their judge is none other than Danzo.
"Naruto Uzumaki, due to you being the ringleader of these crimes, how do you plead?" said Danzo glaring darkly at the blond but his face remains apathetic and calm.
"Not Guilty" said Naruto
"Then what are these weapons you wield to destroy the Library?" said Danzo.
The Chakra Ghost Blaster packs, the Ghost Traps and the P.K.E meter is displayed on the table.
"Not weapons, sir" said Naruto explaining what the C.G.B pack and the P.K.E meter "They are tools to catch and trap Ghosts, the Library is infested with one and I caught it."
The council murmurs at this in disbelief as if they heard something utterly ridiculous.
"Ghosts, you actually think I and the entire council would believe in such nonsense?" said Danzo "Ghosts are nothing but superstitious nonsense for superstitious fools."
"Then that makes you the fool for believe me as a demon for having it sealed in me"
What Naruto said caused the Council to exclaim in anger but Danzo slams his gavel.
"ORDER, ORDER IN THE COURT!" yelled Danzo
Splat
Naruto noticed a splatting sound and look up to see the ceiling with a crack and pink slime seeping through and dripping behind the council. Naruto frowned as he knows what that pink slime is.
"Oh no" said Naruto in silence.
"Naruto Uzumaki, I will not tolerate you insulting the council under these circumstances. These are serious cases you are in, breaking and entering a restricted section of the library that only ninjas are authorized to have access in. and due to you, Shikamaru and Kiba just had your licenses revoked, you don't have authority to enter these sections that contain classified information."
"We haven't touched the books and scrolls; it was the Ghost" said Naruto "if you allow me to show you"
"Enough, no more talking of Ghosts, Uzumaki" said Danzo "It is quite clear that you came to the library to destroy and steal jutsu and village secrets out of revenge"
"But I haven't…" said Naruto but Danzo slammed his gavel to silence him.
"Silence!" shouted Danzo, the shouting caused the slime puddle to bubble behind him. Naruto noticed this and gulped. "Don't lie to me, boy. It has happened before back when you failed the academy, you snuck into the Hokage Tower and stole the Forbidden Scroll"
"I was tricked into doing that, that was confirmed and my innocence was proven with Iruka Umino as witness" said Naruto "But I haven't broken into the library just to steal jutsu scrolls. I broke in to hunt down the ghost in which we caught before the ANBU ambushed us."
"And who can confirm this as proof?" said Danzo
"Shikamaru and Kiba can, they were with me" said Naruto
"Nara and Inuzuka do not count as witnesses as they are guilty of the same crimes and both are your accomplices" said Danzo. You 3 are traitors of Konoha and you will be punished for your crimes."
"But…" said Naruto
"ENOUGH!" yelled Danzo, the slime bubbles again but more violently. "The council will decide of this and the sentence will be made. Who all for guilty?"
"Hai!" said the whole council.
"Then it is decided" said Danzo "Naruto Uzumaki, Shikamaru Nara and Kiba Inuzuka, you 3 are found guilty of all charges. The punishment for these crimes is a fine of 30'000 ryo each and 18 years at Blood Prison without parole."
The council murmurs while Naruto, Shikamaru and Kiba notice the slime starting to bubble again.
"What is that?" said Kiba
"Something bad, it's ghost slime that responds to negative vibes" said Naruto
"Seriously?" said Shikamaru looking at the slime.
"I am not finished!" said Danzo yelling at everyone to shut up. "Let me make this personal opinion about this case, I honestly disapprove with the punishments when you should suffer much worse than this like traitors do, at what they truly deserve"
The slime is bubbling violently and expanding as if it's alive.
"Er excuse me" said Naruto
"Be quiet, I've got more!" ranted Danzo
"Please, no more I beg of you" said Naruto in panic.
"SILENCE, I will not be interrupted again by lowlife Ronin like you" ranted Danzo
"Sir, please!" begged Shikamaru
"Be quiet!" Danzo continues to rant.
The slime is getting more violent and bubbling mad. Naruto, Shikamaru and Kiba shift their eyes at each other and nodded while they lower down and hide under the table. Danzo just rants like an old man he is and remain oblivious of the bubbling slime behind him.
"Now due to the respectful laws written by the Shodai Hokage, these punishments are fair and just." Rants Danzo "But if it were up to me, just like in the Warring States Era, I would have you all burn to the stake!"
BOOM!"
The slime exploders from behind Danzo and the council, the old War Hawk falls on his face on the table when 2 Ghosts wisp in the air, shrouded in black flames, their eyes holes empty and leaking of blood. Both have messy onyx hair and are wearing bloodstained Jonin Flak jackets with kunai and shurikens embedded in them.
The council saw these to Ghosts and Panic as they run out the Council Room, especially the ANBU as they jump out the window. Danzo saw the Ghosts and turned white in fright as he recognised them.
"Dear Kami, it's Kagami and Shisui Uchiha!" said Danzo in terror.
Shisui and Kagami glare at Danzo despite without any eyes and starts breathing black flames at him.
"DANZO!" wailed the ghosts of Shisui and Kagami Uchiha.
But Danzo jumps off before the black flames reach him. He rushes to hide under the defendant podium with Naruto, Shikamaru and Kiba.
"It's Shisui and Kagami Uchiha!" cried Danzo at Naruto in fear.
"Friends of yours?" said Naruto looking at the eyeless Uchiha Ghosts.
"Kagami is an old teammate of mine before I killed him for his eyes, Shisui was his Grandson and took one of his eyes." said Danzo unintentionally confessed. "They're here for me, help me!"
"Fat chance, we ain't doing shit for you" said Kiba "You condemned us, remember?"
"And revoked our license" said Shikamaru
"And we just plain hate you" said Naruto. "Give us one good reason to save your pathetic ass?"
Danzo looked up to see Shisui burning the Council Room and pulling out Mebuki Haruno back in the room.
"No, please, have mercy!" begged Mebuki Haruno before Shisui and Kagami tossing her out the window.
Danzo grit his teeth and cursed himself.
"I'll drop the charges!" said Danzo
"Not good enough" said Naruto
"What else do you want?" said Danzo
"Remove the Ronin status on us and return our citizenship" said Shikamaru
"What?" exclaimed Danzo in anger no way. "Never!"
Suddenly Shisui and Kagami ripped out the podium and wails angrily at Danzo. Danzo panics and tries to escape but the Doors and windows all shut close and covered in black flames. Danzo is trapped along with Naruto, Shikamaru and Kiba, who just lay casually on the floor calm and collected. Danzo growled at this and had no choice but to submit to the 3 Ronin's terms.
"Okay, okay, I'll return your citizenship but I can't reinstate your shinobi license, you just have to retake the exams for that. Now please get rid of them before they kill me!" pleaded Danzo who is begging for mercy.
"Don't forget Neji Hyuuga and Choji Akimichi" said Naruto
"Fine, them too" said Danzo "Just catch them already"
"Guys, let's bust some ghosts" said Naruto as he, Shikamaru and Kiba rush to equip their tools. They strap the pack, cock the blasters and turn on the power.
They aim at the 2 Uchiha Ghosts and fire their charka streams at them. Shisui was the first to get tangled and fight for freedom from Naruto and Shikamaru. Kiba tries his luck on Kagami Uchiha's Ghost.
"Guide them to the trap!" said Naruto as he placed the trap in place and activates them.
Shisui wails in anger as he breathes out black flames at the Ghostbusters. But Naruto and Shikamaru duck away from the flames and drag the ghost over to the trap where he gets sucked in. Kiba struggles to drag Kagami to the trap but Shikamaru and Naruto help him and the Ghost got sucked in also.
"Another success, 2 in the bag!" said Naruto "High Five!"
Shikamaru and Kiba High-Fived Naruto.
Naruto then turned to Danzo who is leaning on the wall with his hand on his chest as he almost had a heart attack.
"Thank Kami that's over" muttered Danzo in relief while reliving the stress and fear out from him. "It's damn over."
"now then, it's time for us go" said Naruto as he picks up the trap. "Unless you want to say goodbye to them?"
"No! Er…no that won't be necessary" said Danzo in sudden fear but calmed when. "As promised, you 3 are no longer Ronin, I'll confirm it to the Hokage immediately"
"And Neji and Choji?" said Naruto
"They will have their Ronin status removed too" said Danzo "Now please get out. I don't want Shisui and Kagami haunting me anymore."
"Good" said Naruto as he, Shikamaru and Kiba leave the Council Room "Consider that payment for our services, asshole."
"What services?" said Danzo "You 3 aren't ninjas"
Naruto stopped and turned to Danzo.
"You're right, we're the Ghostbusters" said Naruto before leaving with Shikamaru and Kiba. "Dattebayo!"
Next Time on the Leaf Ghostbusters
"Kiba, I found it!" said Naruto within the Fire Castle corridor. He speaks to Kiba though the earpiece. "I think it's a Type V Ghost, it has no human features.
"I know…it's here with me" said Kiba calm but scared on the other side. "It's looking at me"
The Ghost is a floating glowing green ball of slime with arms and a huge mouth. It is glaring at Kiba but is it is 4 metres away.
"Ugly little fucker, ain't he?" said Naruto with excitement.
"I think it heard you" said Kiba still looking at the Ghost.
"Don't move, it won't hurt you" said Naruto trying to calm his partner.
But Kiba starts to scream as the green blob charges at Kiba in an aggressive way.
"AAAARRRGGGGHHHHH!" screamed Kiba
"ROOAAAAAWWWWWW!" roared the ghost charging at Kiba.
"Kiba!" said Naruto as he heard the scream and runs to help his partner.
More in Chapter 3: The First Job
End of Chapter
Ghostbuster Work Log. Property of Naruto Uzumaki
Crew Status:
Naruto Uzumaki: Founder of the Konoha Ghostbusters
Age: 16
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Blonde
Shikamaru Nara: Analyst
Age: 16
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Kiba Inuzuka: Tracker
Age: 16
Eyes: Unknown (eyes are lupine and slit, can't tell eye colour)
Hair: Brown
More recruits will come.
Equipment:
Chakra Ghost Blaster: Anti-ghost weapons that catch and bind ghosts. Powered by Chakra Power Cells fuelled by the Kyuubi's chakra (the source that harms ghosts.) Warning: don't cross the chakra streams.
P.K.E Meter: A scanning and tracking device that reads Psycho-kinetic energy (the energy source of Ghosts). It will sense if any paranormal activity has happened in the area and if a Ghost is nearby.
Ghost Trap: Nothing else to say, it Traps Ghosts.
Note to Self: need new equipment, maybe a car too.
Ghost Bio:
Shisui Uchiha
Age: 15
Cause of Death: Suicide (However his right eye was gouged out by Danzo Shimura)
Threat Level: Class IV Ghost
Kagami Uchiha
Age: 25
Cause of Death: Murdered by Danzo (both eyes gouged out by him)
Threat Level: Class IV Ghost