Hi guys, long time no see, eh?

… Oh gods I'm sorry, I'm a terrible writer. I was just- you know, getting ready for my finals, rolling around in bed, watching YouTubers.. basically I was procrastinating. I'm sorry!

So I got this AU idea from one of my fellow Phandom and PJO fangirls, (she's like my favorite writer here) which is basically a Youtuber AU. She's doing a Solangelo one; I'm not going to rip that off from her. Instead I'm going to do one on the 'little big three'. Excluding the girls- cause you know, Percy doesn't exactly have a sister.

If you want to just read the chapter, skip all the letters in bold. I know my A/Ns are tedious, but for my AUs, I'm going to need them to explain the background of these oneshots. So basically Nico is a gaming youtuber who does other things too; and of course he has a coming out video. Jason is like the Bf vs Gf doing youtuber, with occasional YouTube webshows like Kickthepj does. He's more of a vlog type of guy. Percy is the funny, silly one who does all the moronic stuff, gets into trouble, and does truth or dare-like stuff on his videos.

Actually, almost all the demigods do actually have channels- for instance, Rachel has this art/charity campaign channel. Leo is part of a prank group with Travis and Connor. Hazel does one on supernatural happenings- along with Piper's help. Will does do a channel, but it's mainly focused on his geeky side and music, and healing, of course. And most of them are in their early twenties or late teens. This chapter is a liveshow.

Anyways, on with the chapter!

(So, regular is Percy, italicized is Nico, underlined is Jason. All comments will be marked with a [blah blah] )

SeaweedBrain, DeathBoy, and Sparky Collaboration: the little three

What's up, guys, this is Perce at your service! And welcome to my new little collab video!

J: Oh come on, Jackson, this is our collab video. But hey there guys. I'm Sparky the superman at your service, along with my fellow idiots.

Grace, I'd appreciate it if you didn't include me into that category. Well, hi. You guys have been nagging me about joining Jason and Percy. Nevermind that I'm a gamer. By the way, thanks…

Neeks! I take offense! I'm not stupid.

Really. *Gives Percy a deadpan stare*

Um, yeah. Annabeth says I've got street smarts!

J: You don't, water boy. That's just in comparison to your overall intelligence.

Nothing will penetrate his brain, Jason. Let's just get on with the video.

Eh, someone just posted a comment about us.

Whippee! I'll read out this one!

J: Your choice.

[RogueM: OH MY GOD you guys are so adorable together wish you did more live shows like this.]

Oh.. well, thanks, I guess.

J: Yeah, sorry about that. Neeks is always such a shy one.

Wha- what in the name of-

You guys are so niiceee *pumps the air* YAS, we've got five thousand viewers right now!

J: We usually get more as time passes, Percy. We'll thank them all together later- when we're passing out the 'presents' *wriggles eyebrows*

Oh, yeah, that…

J: Also, did you guys check out Nico's coming out video yet? Like, it was the cutest thing my little bro- *voice is muffled as Nico attacks*

Gods, just shut up, Jason! *tackles him*

Aw, my little kids, all grown up! What's that?

[Phangirl123X: wait- so Nico's FINALLY COMING OUT?! OMG SOLANGELO asdfghjkl]

J: So about that- *is still under Nico's attack*

Oh no don't you dare, Sparky!

Hmmm, I wonder what that means.. right, Neeks?

I told you not call me that, and what are you implying?!

J: We all know you have a thing for a certain blonde *winks at Nico*

That's it. I'm officially out of here *tries to get up and dash out of the room*

Nope, you're coming back. And thank you, Gremlinsix for showing your support, yes Lizzy he's not bi and all female OC fanfics are not going to happen, and yes, SolangeloFangirlTMI, they're getting to-

PERCY

Whoops, sorry. LOL.

[Justkillmealready: Oh shit solangelo's real.]

No schi-

J: Percy! Help me! Rabid Nico's on loose!

Anyways, we're getting off track. We were going to tell you guys about our awesome offer we got! Though Nico's love life is interesting…

So, guys, we're going to be in the game Forsaken Land, and it's basically a game where you have these super cool powers, and it's in the middle of an apocalypse. Nuclear bombs, radiation, zombies, and monsters- all put together.

J: Phew, thanks bro *looks at Percy sarcastically* The game is like Nico's personal heaven; horror, apocalypse, and super powers. You know you're such a kid, you know?

A dam kid…

What?

Just an inside joke. Back to the announcement- wait;

[Harley Baker: GUYS THIS IS SO COOL XDXD I can't wait for it!]

Thanks for the support! The game's gonna come out in… two months, I think?

J: It's out in June 21st- one month and a half.

You know, I can't wait to play it!

Aw, Neeks is cute when he gets excited.

J: Perce, you'll probably get murdered for that.

…. *face palm*

Weeell, okay then.. *whispers* please don't murder me. The fans await us.

*Ignores* You'll get to play as three different characters: well, four actually- Rachel is doing one girl character. Different character, different scenario, different powers. If this game goes well off, I think they're going to make a multiplayer mode or something.

J: You should check out mine- its cooler than Neeks' or Perce's. They look like us! And!

Whoa, watch it, Grace. You're going to spoil the surprise for them!

Oh just go and bicker somewhere else already.

Anyways, the second thing we have to tell you guys is that we are also doing an acting part in the new episodes of Warden, which is by the way, the coolest Psychic related thriller mystery in the world.

I love thrillers! Annabeth too!

J: He's exaggerating. Well then, I guess this show is up?

Pretty much, I'd guess, from what Percy is doing.

What I'm doing?

Ranting and being stupid.

By the heavens, Neeks, you hurt my feelings! Do you do that to your boyf-

*Lunges* I'M GOING TO KILL YOU PERSEUS JACKSON!

Oh god oh god, he's going to murder me! Help me Jay-Jay! *runs*

J: Okay! Bye guys! Episode over!

[Sassyness: owo. Guys, seriously, you need to stop hitting on each other XD]
[Lovethetube: I hope Persassy makes it back next week.]

That was awful! ;-; I'm so sorry for being such a crappy writer. Anyways, what should the next chapter be about? (and don't worry guys, your OCs will soon take part) I was considering a zombie apocalypse thing, or maybe a description of our favorite girls meeting the mortals, or some other cliché. Review and leave me ideas, please!