CHAPTER 7: TURANABOUT AWESOMNESS
(A/N: HEY GUYS REMEMBER MEEEEEEEE? I COULDNT WRITE FANFICS CUZ I WAS LIKE BUSY WITH SCHOOL BUT NOW IM BACK BABY! ANYWAY THIS CHAPTER IS LIKE THE AWESOMEST THING EVER WRITTEN BY HUMAN HANDS. THIS COURTROM BATTLE IS SO AWESOM IT MAKES THE OFFICIAL GAMES LOOK TERRIBLE. IF U ARE ALERGIC TO AWSOMENESS DO NOT READ THIS OR YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY WILL DIE ON THE SPOT. YUO HAVE BEEN WARNED.)
TRevor gantgarde felt the sweet kiss of victoryousness He had just passed the bra exam and got his attornys badge even though hes only 12 that makes him the greatest produgy ever even better than fransizka who was 13 when she became a prosecutor
then he got a phone call from Blackquill
the phone said "hey dude your under arrest because YOU ARE THE MAN IN BLACK" when trevor heard this he spilled his milkshake all over the floor out of suprise
"OH YEAH" said trevor "WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT IN COURT"
anyway the screen cut to black and then the green text came up it said "octobur 17, 2015, 7:00 AM coutroom no. 1"
"ORDER" screamed the judge and he banged his gavel "ok today were gonna have a trial and see who the man in black is
blackquill and godot were both prosecuting and they got up and blackquil said "yeah so the prosecution has figgured out that trevor killed a bunch of ppl and that totally sucks so bad so he shud get the deth penalty"
"OBJECTON" said Trevor who by the way is the defence attorney "YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE"
"SCREW YOU" said Blackquill "i have a decisive witness the prosecution calls lotta hart to the stand"
so then lotta heart came up and she said "yeah so I took this photo and it kinda looks like trevor is killing this other guy
"HOLD IT" said Trevor "DON'T LISTEN TO HER SHES AN AMERACAN AND AMERICANS ARE STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID" at that moment everyone in the court's brains exploded at trevor's awesome logic
then godot slammed his coffeee mug on the table and insightfully said "ah, but we are all treasure seekers, grasping at the mysterys locked deep inside our souls"
"WAT YOU TALKING ABOUT" said the judge
"what im saying is that the prosecution has another witness ATHENA COME TO THE STAND" (A/N: Athena is my waifu i mean srsly guys she is like the sexyest character in dual destinys)
"heeeeeeeeeeey athena" trevor flirted
"TREVOR YOU SUCK" screamed Athena "I AGREED TO TESTAFY AGAINST YOU BECAUSE YOURE LITERALLY THE WORST PERSON EVER NOT BECAUSE I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU OR ANYTHING, B-BAKA" then she began her testumoney "ANYWAY YOURE TOTALLY THE MURDERER BECAUSE I HATE YOU AND YOU SUCK AND YOU SHOULD DIE IN A-"
at that moment athnea and trevor ran toward each other and started making out in the middle of the courtroom and everyone was totally grossed out except the judge bcuz trevor/athena was secretly his OTP
then they were finished "OK guys it should be pretty obvius im not guilty" said trevor
"PROVE IT" scraemed godot
"well for starters your witnesses sucked and my arguments were awesome
"PROVE IT" scraemed godot
"OK FINE" said Trevor and he did the thing where the guy holds up the paper and reads it "THIS SCIENTIFIC REPORT SAYS IM NOT GUILTY"
"PROVE IT" scraemed godot
so then trevor wrote "im not guilty" in the report and threw it at godots face
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" said godot and his mask did the explosion thing and his face blew up and he fell over and died.
"seriously guys" said the judge "guys seriously trevor is probably innocent but im wondering if hes not the man in black...then who"
"I KNOW EXACTLY WHO IT IS" said trevor and ive got stuff to do right now so i have to wrap this up but trust me when you find out who the man in black really is you will shit ten million bricks so maybe you should wear a diaper or something when you read the next chapter