"we do not start training till you two filthy brats take a legitimate bath!"
Levi closed the door on them, leaving both siblings bewildered…how was Shiro going to take a shower without Sora looking at her? Sora picked up a nearby towel and wrapped it around shiro's eyes. He took a quick shower and returned into his uniform. The red-head placed a hand on his chin and began to stroke it, their buttmonkey Stephanie dola was definitely not there to wash shiro for him so he'd probably needed some other girl to wash him
Krista?
No, Ymir would probably get possessive of Krista and protecting her goddess. Thus through this, sora eliminated the couple.
Sasha?
No, the teenager didn't trust the potato obsessed kid, especially since she hung around with that bald kid.
Mikasa?
Maybe not, considering she was always hanging around with that creepy blond and that golden-eyed titan shifter.
Petra?
Definetely not, since the superior still was pissed at both them and Olou for the loss of her panties. So that left Hanji…Sora knew that Hanji got over-excited but she was the only one that both siblings could trust besides, they could use the old trick that eren taught them when Levi confronted them. Jager called it the 'hanji-said-i-needed-to-see-her' getaway plan. Sora thought it was fool-proof, since Eren had more experience with the angry midget corporal so he decided to place his full trust in the kid.
Shiro and Sora were casually walking down the hallway until they bumped into armin. The blond boy was too busy wrapped up in his book that he didn't notice the two siblings strolling down the hallway.
"Sora! Shiro? Shouldn't you be taking a shower? Heichou would be pissed if he didn't see you clean." Armin observed Shiro from head to toe, her hair was slightly tangled with leaves and branches from the little mishap she had from training. Sora began to chuckle and patted Armin on the head.
"Armin, shiro doesn't like taking showers."
"Then go wash her yourself, you can help her."
Shiro took a step forwards and tilted her head to a side, in order to make herself look adorable. "Armin…the pedopolice would come for Sora if he washed me, can you please not tell Levi that Nii and I are looking for Hanji?"
Arlet felt his heart soften when he gazed into Shiro's ruby eyes…he felt so sympathetic of them…until he saw Corporal Levi down the hallway. Armin's eyes bugged out as if he saw hanji showing him her titan diagrams and began to bolt. Before any of them could react, Levi placed both hands on each shoulder of the two siblings.
"Why aren't you clean, may I ask?" Levi's tone was soft but deadly. Shiro and Sora knew he meant business. They tried the 'hanji-said-i-needed-to-see-her' getaway plan, too bad that Levi saw right through the plot. He dragged Shiro to the bathroom and pulled off her uniform in one go. Immediately she began struggling and screaming 'pedo-police' over and over again. Levi let out an exasperated sigh as he struggled to wash her hair.
"The military police are halfway from the wall, brat." Levi muttered, he then felt soapy water splashed at his eyes. Levi slipped over and fell unconscious, giving Shiro the opportunity to slide on her old sailor dress and bolt. The corporal spent a good 5 minutes rubbing his eyes before beginning on his search for the child. "Good thing, I locked her bastard brother in the broom closet."
Shiro found refuge in the girl's dormintary where she was instantly welcomed to comfort and kindness.
"Aww…poor Shiro." The blonde goddess, Krista, began pinching Shiro's cheek and rubbing her head. Ymir stood behind her girlfriend, brimming with jealous. Sasha shook her head from disdain and disgust.
"Honestly, I thought the corporal was beneath this…" Mikasa muttered, they knew the squad leader Hanji was too busy to take Shiro to the bath. Someone knocked the door, Shiro hid behind Mikasa. Sasha cautiously opened the door…it was petra. All the girls sighed with relief.
"Whew, for a second I thought it was…"
Petra moved aside revealing the corporal with an unexpressed expression.
"Defy my orders, will you? Splash water in my eyes, will you? Make me seem like a pedophile, will you?" Levi growled at the little girl. Shiro looked at the others for help and support with the eyes that used to convince Armin to help her.
"Honestly corporal, you locked her brother in the closet. And you should've at least help her find Hanji." Christa chided. Levi clicked his tongue in annoyance, he knew that the brats wouldn't do a better job than he would do if he washed Shiro but his reputation would be destroyed. Humanity's strongest soldier, a pedophile who insisted to wash an eleven year old against her will and wishes.
"Fine…" The corporal hung his head in defeat, he gave the girls 5 minutes to wash Shiro. 5 minutes to run halfway around the castle and dry Shiro's head and unlock Sora from the closet.
Author's note: yay! innocent Shiro! and Levi's reputation isn't screwed up! oh yeah and i do not intend to do any ships with like...shiro and sora. Maybe a hint of Rivamika though...maybe...fav/follow/review and check out my awesome death battles!