Okay, I don't feel like waiting for reviews so here's the next chapter. I don't care if you don't like it, just review and tell me. I know this is kind of short, but hopefully the next chapter will be longer.

Disclaimer: If you owned this, would you be sitting around writing stories about it? I didn't think so.

"Wow," Meghan exclaimed, "Now Phantom of the Opera really is haunting us.

Jennifer just stood and stared. Someone had figured out how to run on the TV and Christine, Raoul, Nadir, Meg, Firmin, and Madame Giry were all staring at it in amazement. Andre and Carlotta were watching Jennifer and Meghan's dog Chloe sleeping on the floor.

"Poodles are so-a much-a better," Carlotta exclaimed suddenly. Chloe's head jerked up. She took one look at Carlotta and sprinted away as fast as possible.

"You scared it away," Andre said angrily. "I wanted to poke it."

Carlotta stared at him, then waltzed over to the refrigerator. Piangi was digging through it, flinging out whatever didn't interest him. Chloe smelled the food and came running back, knocking over Carlotta. She eagerly began licking up all the food on the floor (Chloe, not Carlotta).

Erik was wandering around and came across the keyboard sitting opposite the computer. He tried pressing the keys, but got frustrated when it didn't make any noise. He picked it up and threw it across the room, hitting the random French lady. The plug from the keyboard hit Christine. She looked down and saw the French lady flattened underneath the keyboard.

"Oh my gosh! Raoul, there's a dead body under this grayish piano-looking thing!" She screamed in horror, slowly backing away from said corpse.

"Don't worry Christine, I'll save you!" Raoul lifted up the keyboard and shoved it into the dining room table. Then he picked up the body and threw it at the TV. When it hit the TV and nothing happened, he broke a window with his fist and threw the dead French lady out the window. He flashed Christine a dazzling smile and she fainted. Then Raoul noticed the stairs outside the window. "Ooo, stairs!"

Raoul jumped out the window and began sprinting up and down the stairs like a maniac. Christine hit the floor with a thud and woke up, rubbing her head.

"Raoul, you idiot! You were supposed to catch me!" She stomped off in the most dignified way possible and wandered into Jennifer's room, where she became instantly entranced with the TV in there.

Meanwhile, Jennifer had rushed over to the keyboard and was seeing if it was broken. "Raoul, you idiot! If you broke this keyboard you'll pay! If it's broken, I can't play Phantom of the Opera Music!"

Raoul attempted to laugh evilly, but ended up sounding like a cross between a donkey with a cold and a hyper chipmunk.

Meghan had been standing watching in amusement. She strolled over to the TV and saw that everyone was watching a rerun of an old Mickey Mouse show. Curious to see how everyone would react, she pointed to the treadmill and called out over the chaos, "I wonder what these buttons do."

"Yeah," Firmin agreed. "Let's push them all." He pushed as many buttons as possible at once and the treadmill started up. He pressed the button that said 12 and the Nadir went flying off. The treadmill was roaring and moving faster than seemed possible.

"Turn that thing off," Madame Giry yelled. "I can't hear the magic box with moving pictures!"

Meghan pushed the right button and the treadmill slowed down then stopped.

"Hey, Andre, come look at this!" Firmin had found the computer and moved the mouse to wake it up. Currently on screen was a webpage Jennifer had been looking at. "It has our names on it. See, right there." He pointed and Andre walked over to see what he was talking about.

"This thing says that I got married to you!" The managers looked at each other in surprise.

"Hmmm," Andre speculated. "That could be a good idea."

Firmin stared at him, then ran away to the treadmill.

"Honey, don't you love me too?" Once Andre reached the treadmill, Firmin turned it on and jumped off. Andre went flying into the china cabinet and landed in a heap at the bottom.

Suddenly a giant chocolate bar walked through the door and began singing, "I am the giant candy of doom! I am the giant candy of doom!" over and over again to the tune of Darth Vader's theme. Madame Giry wandered over to him.

"Why?"

"Well," the giant chocolate bar began a long and very strange story that for some reason put Madame Giry to sleep. "Oh, well. I think I'll go terrify that fat guy over there." It pointed to Piangi, who was trying to eat melted ice cream with his fingers.

Carlotta saw the chocolate bar approaching, then whispered, "We-a should-a probably run-a." He looked up and they both got up and ran straight into the sliding glass door.

Meghan had taken control of the computer and brought up a very detailed description of what phangirls would do if they got their hands on Erik. She left it open and wandered into Jennifer's room to watch Kim Possible with Christine. Nadir and Jennifer were fighting over an Erik plushie that had appeared out of thin air. Erik had discovered the computer and was now making very interesting noises as he read the phangirls' descriptions.

Jennifer suddenly felt a tap on her shoulder and turned to see Meghan standing behind her. "We need to figure out how to get them back."

Jennifer looked around at the overturned furniture, broken window, mess of food on the kitchen floor, and various scattered unconscious forms. "I agree…"

She was about to say more, but she was interrupted by Nadir squeezing the plushie, which began singing 'Music of the Night'.

Jennifer snatched it away. "Mine." She stowed the plushie in her pocket. "We definitely need to get them out of here."

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