Okay, after this chapter the updates may come a bit slower. The Phan Attack will probably be in chapter 7. So far I have 1 phan who will attack. Anyone eles who wants to be invovlved, review. That's about it. Here's the next chapter!

Jennifer regarded the scene before her. All the sugar and caffeine she had given everyone was finally starting to work! Andre and Firmin, finally over his sugar rush, were draped over the brown couch. Jennifer could hear Carlotta snoring through the door of the coat closet. Meg and her mother were lying on an inflatable air mattress brought up for this occasion. Christine had fallen asleep in front of the TV again; this girl's addiction was starting to get serious. Raoul was sleeping with his mouth wide open on Meghan's bed. Meghan was probably bugging Chip about the time machine again. Nadir was lying on the floor; he hadn't quite made it to a bed. Erik was doing something in his "lair". He was the only one Jennifer hadn't been able to give sugar to.

Jennifer had just begun writing something on her laptop when she heard organ music blaring. That was nothing new. However, she thought she could discern two voices arguing. That was something new.

Jennifer crept down the driveway and retrieved the garage door opener from her mom's car. She pushed the button and the door began loudly sliding open. Jennifer cringed. She glanced at the windows. Thankfully, no lights were on. She snuck into the garage, though whoever was in there obviously knew she was there, and headed for the door opening into the storage space.

Erik and Davy Jones were fighting over the organ. It was very entertaining to watch.

"Get out of my way you slobbering sea beast! I was here first!"

"I'll go where I please! Now it's my turn to play it!"

"But I got it down here! I brought it for myself!"

"Too bad! Now move!" Davy drew his sword. Erik drew his, but held a Punjab lasso behind his back with his free hand. They fought. Jennifer watched for several minutes before becoming bored, perhaps by the lack of suspenseful music, and headed back upstairs.

Several people were now awake and roaming the house. Apparently the sugar and caffeine could only keep them asleep for so long. Carlotta was banging on the door of her closet and begging to be let out. Raoul was attempting to restore his hair to its original state so he could look fittingly heroic. Ron Weasley had shown back up and was trying to cook what looked like macaroni on the stove. It wasn't looking or smelling very pleasant, but at least he hadn't set his hair on fire.

Everyone seemed to be hungry. Christine had dragged herself away from Jennifer's TV to make cereal, though she was progressing at a painfully slow rate since she was only pouring the cereal and milk during commercials. Meg was trying to open a package of peanuts she had found in the snack cupboard. Nadir was eating cold leftovers. Firmin was searching for a spoon while his ice cream melted in the container. Madame Giry was attempting to operate the microwave so she could cook her frozen burrito. Andre was eating whipped cream straight out of the bottle. Uh oh.

"Andre!" Jennifer yelled. "Stop! Eat something that's not loaded with sugar for once. Ron, find Meghan so she can teach you how to properly cook mac and cheese. Meg, either look for the little opening thing or use scissors. Nadir, those leftovers will taste much better if you heat them up in the microwave first…"

Nadir interrupted. "Noooo! Not the microwave!" He looked at the microwave as though it would reach out and grab him. Suddenly the microwave actually began emitting sparks. Nadir ran and hid in a corner. "It's happening again!"

Jennifer glanced at the appliance.Then she looked at the fire extinguisher on the wall. After several seconds, her brain seemed to make the connection and she grabbed the fire extinguisher and walked over to the microwave. She pulled the little pin thing and weird foamy stuff came out. Once the fire extinguisher as empty and the microwave had ceased to emit sparks, Jennifer opened the slightly charred door. Lying on the rotating plate was a smoking paper plate with a burned burrito and a metal fork.

"Who put a fork in the microwave?!"

Madame Giry slowly raised her hand. "He told me to," she replied, pointing at Nadir.

Jennifer rolled her eyes. "No wonder you caught the microwave on fire. Okay everyone, rule of thumb, NEVER put metal or aluminum foil in the microwave. It will spark and possibly catch on fire. Plus, if you burn down the microwave or house I will have to pay for everything and you will be VERY sorry. Do I make myself clear?"

Everyone nodded their heads slowly, carefully backing away from Jennifer.

"Good." Jennifer turned on her heel and left with an imaginary swish of her imaginary cape. Everyone stared after her.

"What's her problem?" Nadir asked Meg. The ballerina shrugged and returned to her peanuts.

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