Sorry I haven't updated for a while. It's been like...about 15 days. (I just counted) I'm glad you people are reading my story and new reviewers will probably get a cameo, even though the phangirl attack is over. Example: la vampire susan, who reviewed after I wrote the attack. Yeah. I think that's it.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. If I did, I would be very happy. But, sadly , I don't. Get over it.

Jennifer stared in amazement at the huge pile of rubble before her. "How did this happen? Wow, I can't leave you alone for more than ten minutes without you destroying the house."

Meghan glared angrily at her. "I didn't do this. The stupid authoress let in the phangirls and fangirls. They practically ripped the house from its foundation. They're evil! Evil I tell you! Evil!"

"Okay, okay, I get it."

Suddenly they heard a groan. The girls turned around to see Raoul struggling around the corner. His hair was a disaster, his clothes were shredded, he had a black eye, scratches covered his body, and he had rope burns on his neck.

Jennifer stared at him. "What happened to you?"

Raoul moaned. "They attacked me! Some ran up and tried to kiss me and asked me to marry them. Then they started chanting 'Glomp Raoul! Glomp Raoul!'. Oh my gosh! Then they tackled me! By then, other girls had come up and they tried to kill me! They tried to strangle me with lassos and attacked me with swords. I swear one girl was using my sword. It was horrible! I barely escaped with my life!"

Meghan rolled her eyes. "Yeah right, drama king. Your fangirls killed each other fighting over you. Then the other ones got bored and left. I think they went looking for Erik. Speaking of Erik, he's in even worse condition. Jane, Christine, Davy Jones, and Philippe got attacked too."

As if on cue, Jane walked into the room. She groaned and clutched her head. She looked up at the group. "Ugh, I hate those girls." She was swaying and almost lost her balance. To stop herself from falling, Jane grabbed the arm of the couch. "They thought I was some bloke called Jack Sparrow. I don't even know the guy!"

Jennifer suddenly jumped in. "Oh, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow is a really famous guy from Pirates of the Caribbean and he-"

Meghan cut her off. "Just shut up! Stop talking about Pirates of the Caribbean. Well, I should be glad that House isn't here."

"Huh?" an unfamiliar voice asked. Jennifer, Meghan, Raoul, and Jane turned around. Dr. House was standing in the kitchen.

Meghan slapped her hand to her head. "OH MY GOSH! Jennifer's obsessions are haunting me!!!"

She jumped up and ran to her room as fast as humanly possible. Jennifer stared after her. "Wow, she's kind of overreacting."

"Well, what do you want?" House asked.

Jennifer looked at him in confusion. "I really have no idea. You just randomly showed up."

"Oh. Well at least this gets me out of clinic duty. Have you seen my gameboy?"

Jennifer ran into her room and grabbed Meghan's PSP. "No, I haven't. But you can use Meghan's PSP. She'll probably be in her room for a while."

"Cool." House took the PSP and started playing it. Jennifer watched him for a few seconds then began cleaning up. As much as she hated it, the house was a disaster.

Suddenly Jennifer heard a thud. She turned around to see Raoul lying on the floor. Jane was staring down at him. "I think he fainted. I have no clue why."

Jennifer grinned evilly. "Well, now that he's passed out, let's lock him in something. Maybe a closet, or a small room, or an airtight box with no sources of light-"

"Or we could set him on the stairs and see what happens when he wakes up," Jane suggested.

Jennifer got a maniacal gleam in her eyes. "Yes, but let's put swim fins on him."

"Why?"

Jennifer shrugged. "I don't know. I think I saw it in a TV show."

"What is this?" House called out.

"Super Monkey Ball something," Jennifer replied. She picked up Raoul's feet and started dragging him to the front door. She looked at Jane. "Are you gonna help me?"

Jane nodded and picked up Raoul's head. They pulled him halfway down the stairs then shoved on the swim fins. They started giggling like idiots and ran back up to the house. When they returned, a strange girl was wandering around the house.

"Who are you?" Jennifer asked.

The girl looked around then replied, "I'm la vampire susan. I heard there was a phan attack here. Where are the phans?"

"I'm sorry, you just missed them."

La vampire susan sighed. "Aw man! I wanted so badly to attack Erik. Where is he?"

Jennifer looked at Jane and both girls exchanged puzzled looks. "Probably in his lair, under the house. If you can find him and survive, you can attack him and glomp him and whatever as much as you like."

"Great!" La vampire susan rushed off to look for the entrance to Erik's lair. Jennifer returned to cleaning and Jane turned on the TV.

"HOUSE!" an angry voice called. "You're skipping clinic duty again!"

Dr. Cuddy strode into the living room and grabbed House by his collar. She tried to drag him away.

"What are you doing?" he asked loudly.

"You owe me 43 hours of clinic duty. Not even a dimensional barrier will stop me from making you follow through with it."

House looked alarmed at the amount of owed clinic hours and tried to think of an excuse before Cuddy murdered him. "Why are you making me pay back my clinic hours at the hospital when there are so many injured people here? They got attacked by an army of insane girls."

Cuddy looked around. "Oh, you're right. Change of plans: you help the people here, then do your clinic hours. All 43 of them."

"WHAT?!"

"Yes, you have to help people without getting repaid for it. Now go. I'm watching you." She started shoving him toward the couch, where Jane was watching TV. "Start with her."

"She's going to kill me!" a panicked voice from outside yelled. Everyone near the window looked out. Erik was being chased by la vampire susan.

"I won't kill you, sweetie! I love you! Please marry me! If you say no I'll glomp you again! And then I'll climb onto the roof and drop you! Muahahaha!"

Jennifer's eyes widened and she slowly backed away from the window. "Okay then. That girl's dead serious too. Wow. Someone's a little crazy."

"Wait!" la vampire susan called. "I wouldn't actually drop you! I don't know what I'd do, but I love you! Be mine, Ewik-poo!"

Cuddy tried to ignore the snickering of Jennifer, Jane and House. "House! Helping people, now!"

House slowly stopped snickering and rolled his eyes. "Make me."

"If you don't I'll add five more hours of clinic time."

"On second thought, this should be pretty easy. I'll do it."

"NOW! Get to it!" Cuddy shouted. Grumbling, House went over to Jane and took out a pair of gloves.

"How lovely."

Please review! Cameos still open! I love you all! Good night! (Or morning, or afternoon, or evening, or whatever.)