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Back at the Griffin household in Spooner Street, Chris sighed as he was looking out the window as he was doodling. Chris smiled as he kept drawing. It had been quite a while since he gotten back into the art, but he seemed to have been improving pretty well. He sighed as he looked closely at the picture he made...

"Oh, Lana... the depiction of your breasts are just as perfect..." Chris thought to himself as he sighed, touching the picture of Mrs. Lockhart that he drew. He actually felt a little more happier, returning back to the crush he had on Mrs. Lockhart, and knowing that she was returning his feelings was a special bonus.

"Hey Chris! Can I come in?" Peter called.

Chris yelped as he tried to hide the picture. "Er, one minute!"

Chris then stuffed the picture in his closet as he smiled a little nervously as Peter came in. "Ah, there you are, Chris! I wanted to talk to you about your new girlfriend. Well, your mother wanted to know, I just wanted a turkey sandwich with mustard. We think it's great you're getting a girlfriend and all, just so long as she's nice and pretty. Nyeh heh heh heh heh... nah, nah, I'm just kidding. We won't judge what your girlfriend looks like."

"I see..." Chris said. "What did you want to know?"

"Well... you never really... "discussed" on who she is and when she's going to come over." Peter explained.

"Well... I can't say much right now, but... it's someone you met in the past." Chris explained. "She's a pretty girl, blonde, older."

"Blonde, huh... well, all men prefer blondes..." Peter paused. "But I'm really at a loss... how about I take a guess... Amanda?"

"No." Chris shook his head.

"Hmmm... it wouldn't happen to be that Alyssa girl, would it?" Peter said. "The girl that was against the gay marriage scenario?"

"No, not quite her." Chris shook his head.

"Oh, I got it, it's that Anna veterinarian girl you liked a while back!" Peter smiled.

"I haven't even heard from her in years!" Chris frowned.

"Oh yeah, good point. Her voice actress retired voice acting... shame really, she was great on the Amanda Show..." Peter sighed.

Chris rolled his eyes just a bit, knowing that Peter just set up yet another cutaway. Peter then shook his head as he said, "Whatever the case is, I hope we get to meet her... at least, your mom wants to..."

"Eh, I don't want to say much, but let's just say this girl... is more of a woman and... you know about her... you probably won't even like her." Chris said, nervously.

"Are you kidding? I'm eager to meet this girl! Twice as much in fact!" Peter smiled. "Just don't keep her a secret too long!"

Peter then started to walk off as Chris sighed in relief. Now he could go back to business as he pulled out a picture of Lana. He sighed happily, knowing his next meeting with her was going to be fantastic...


Out in the town, Lana Lockhart was humming to herself, in a trench coat that barely covered her appearance. She was quickly walking around, a little nervous that she was walking far in the town at all... but she needed to get something, so easier said than done...

It was then Lana spotted the place she needed... 'Mort's Pharmacy'. Sighing in relief, she started to get inside. Little did she know was that her face went into direct sunlight for a brief moment as someone spotted her from the curb.

"No way... is that..." Someone said as he pulled out his camera phone and started getting closer.


"And now, back to Shut Up and Kiss Me, Charlie Brown." A TV announcer said as Peter, Lois, Chris, Meg and Stewie were watching a brand new Peanuts special.


"Forget about the Little Red Haired Girl, Chuck!" Peppermint Patty frowned, glaring at a nervous Charlie Brown. "What has she ever done for you?"

"Well, I, uh..." Charlie Brown stated nervously.

"Nothing, that's right! Look at me, Chuck. Haven't you realized yet just how much I'm in love with you?" Peppermint Patty exclaimed.

"What?" Charlie Brown said in shock as Peppermint Patty grabbed him by the shoulders.

"I didn't stutter, Chuck! I love you! I have been in love with you since the first day we met! I always kept a close eye on you, I always tease about how you hold hands with me, and the truth is, I like the way you do it! You've been in love with me, Charlie Brown, you just didn't know it and... TAKE ME, YOU BLOCKHEAD!"

Peppermint Patty then grabbed Charlie Brown and pulled him in a kiss, surprising the round-headed kid as Charlie Brown gave a smile, going deep in the kiss.


"Hmmm... these specials haven't been quite the same since Bill Melendez passed." Stewie muttered.

It was then Brian Griffin came home as everyone looked up. Peter smiled. "Oh, hey Brian. What's going on?"

"I was taking a walk down the street, hoping to find a street where I could get a new stylized dog collar when I noticed someone across the street, someone we knew... sort of." Brian said.

"Really?" Lois asked. "Who was it?"

"Do you remember what happened years ago, Season 4, Episode 2?" Brian asked.

Everyone just looked confused, except for Stewie, who got the idea. Meg frowned, "You're going to have to be more specific, Brian."

"Well... here, just look!" Brian said as he pulled out his phone and showed it to the family. Chris's eyes widened as he smiled nervously, but the family was too focused on the picture to notice Chris's nervous smile.

"Wait... isn't that Mrs. Lockhart?" Lois asked.

"Oh, yeah! Her!" Peter frowned and nodded. "But... just in case people don't know, how about you explain her, Lois?"

"Well... as you all remember, she replaced Brian as the new English teacher after Brian moved to teach a new classroom... and Chris started to fall in love with her. We tried to convince Mrs. Lockhart to let him down gently... only we didn't realize that Mrs. Lockhart got an idea to manipulate Chris into killing her husband... which Chris never did, good for him. I still remember having to dump the body into the water when I thought Chris actually did do it..." Lois explained.

"The times I actually manipulated that body to fool that police officer... good times, good times..." Stewie gave a smile.

"But we never heard from her again after that mess was over." Chris said, pretending to not know what was happening. "What was she doing all the way back in Quahog?"

"I don't know yet... but I doubt it's anything good..." Lois frowned. "Chris, you might want to be careful if you run into her..."

Chris smiled. "Don't worry, Mom. I learned my lesson from her, heck, I'm not even in love with her anymore. I assure you, if I see her again, I'll just turn cheek and walk the other way..."


"You might want to be more careful getting into town." Chris said as Lana Lockhart happily let her new lover in.

"...How did you know I was even in town?" Lana asked.

"One of my family members spotted you going into Mort's. Why were you there, anyway?" Chris asked.

"Why? Oh..." Lana Lockhart giggled as she rolled her eyes. "Nothing too important, my big, beautiful man..."

Chris gave a happy chuckle as Lana started wigging her breasts in front of him. "You know I like it when you do that?"

"Oh?" Lana said as she stripped off her shirt, revealing she wasn't wearing a bra. "Then how about touching my body again and again..."

"That..." Chris smiled as he grabbed and kissed her. "...is precisely what I am going to do, my hot Lana..."

Lana giggled as she and Chris kissed as they went to the bedroom and fell straight on the bed, happily making out with each other.


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