This is NOT a MST!
Warnings!: Okay, guys. Because there are so many wacky, and sometimes just plain cracked up pairings, out there in the Naruto fanfiction universe, I've taken it to the next level and decided to take a fun poke at all of them! I mean no harm to anyone who ships a certain pairing, nor am I here to insult anyone. I'm simply taking all the Naruto characters and their respective pairings, putting their personalities into the stories and making them react as they really would. If you are going to be oversensitive and overprotective about your pairing and you know that you will flame me to death, please don't read! This is only for fun and nothing else!
A/N: Augh, sorry! With each passing chapter, I seem to be writing more and more bad plots and stuff… Sorry for the bad quality of the follow chapter! Judging from its title, can you guess what this chapter focuses on?
Anything in bold from now on will be the character's true personality and their own words and thoughts. I only forced them into these situations, so have fun seeing how they react to my script!
Also, whenever they seem to be talking to you, as in referring to the story/ script, they are actually insulting me, the plot creator
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"Ne, Sasuke?" Naruto looked up from his scroll and glanced over the edge of the paper.
"Hn?" Shoot, she's not pairing us up again, is she?
There was a long silence that filled the air after Sasuke carelessly made his annoying sound and continued to read from his own scroll.
No, I don't think we'll get another chapter, thank goodness…
What? You don't know what pairing this is?! Didn't you get the script, dobe?
Hey, look who's talking! Even you don't know who's paired up with who this time, teme!
Shut up, let's just keep going…
Fine…
"Ne, you know… That I fancy Sakura, right?" Ah… I see… Lucky me!
(snort) Have fun, dobe. "Of course not, Naruto…" he rolled his eyes and put down the scroll for a moment. "No one in the world would have the intelligence to figure that you're head over heels in love with Sakura!"
Naruto pouted and threw down his scroll, stomping over to Sasuke. "Don't make fun of me!" He tried to grab his overly large collar but was slapped away quickly. Ow! What kind of ninja slaps?
An elite one, like myself, of course! "Tch. What is it that you want, asking me so many useless things?"
Ah-ha… Very funny. "Well… Um…" the blonde stuttered a bit and blushed, his hands preoccupied with the task of poking his index fingers together.
Sasuke sighed impatiently and picked up his scroll again. Blah, blah… Something… What is this thing about?!
"Hey! Listen, teme!" Naruto raised a vein pulsing fist up to his face. How dare you act cool!
"Fine, fine, idiot! What is it?" Sasuke asked irritably.
"Do you think she'll go on a date with me if I ask?"
More silence.
"No."
"Dang you!"
"You asked for my opinion…" It's actually true, idiot…
"Augh, you suck!" The truth… It hurts…
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"Hmm…"
"What is it Naruto? You're so annoying!" Sakura raised an eyebrow at the boy. She was sitting under a tree, studying diligently. He had suddenly sprinted to her and crouched in front of her, grinning at her childishly. I'm still sore from the last chapter… My kiss… It was so close!
"Um… Um… Sakura-chan?" Hehe… There's no way you can escape my offer now! "Do you… want to go on a date with me?"
"Ch…" she clicked her tongue in annoyance. Noooo! "You really are annoying… Fine, but just this once…" Crap…
"Yes!" Naruto sprung up and punched a fist into the air, celebrating that he wasn't rejected again. Success!
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Ah… Let's see… Hm, where else do you think Naruto would bring Sakura out on a date? Yeah, you guessed it…
"Sakura-chan… Do you like the ramen?"
"Yeah, Naruto, it's great!" I hate ramen… Sakura chirped cheerfully, smiling over at Naruto. Though she masks her feelings toward him with expertise, it is only the truth that deep within her heart, she truly loves him. Not as a friend either. Gee, you sure are good at making lies…
"I'm glad!" Naruto slurped up a mouthful of ramen and tried to grin at the same time. Mm… Good ramen…
Sakura daintily put her chopsticks by the side of her bowl and waited for Naruto to finish before asking, "Where are we going next, Naruto?" I'll go home and you can go to hell, okay?
"Hmmm…." Naruto mumbled through a mouthful of ramen. He swallowed hastily before replying, "How about we take a walk around the park?" So full…
"Which… Oh, the one that we all used to play at?" Sakura realized what he was talking about. "Sure!" Ugh, another place to go to with him?
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The park was empty except for the two of them. Sakura was sitting down on a swing and Naruto was behind her, holding onto the chains right above her hands.
"This place… Is full of our memories, huh, Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked quietly.
Sakura nodded slightly, looking around the familiar spots that she used to play at with Ino back then.
"Everyday was spent here, messing around… Until the end of the day when everyone's parents came to pick them up… Except for me… I was always here alone… Watching everyone's backs as they left…" Naruto shook his head sadly, as if to rid himself of old cobwebs. "Well, that was back then…" Yeah, talking like this makes me feel older than Jiraiya…
"Naru…" Sakura began but was cut off. How dare you cut me off so rudely!
"Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked apprehensively. Wait, I forgot my lines…
"Hm?" Sakura replied absentmindedly.
Oh, yeah! I remember now… Wait… Yeah! Okay… "Why did you agree to come on this date with me? Usually you reject and… hit me…" Really hard too…
Sakura didn't answer. I'm not answering this… I'm not. Answering. Thi— "Because… Maybe…" she sighed. Not… Answering… "Look, chasing after Sasuke for so many years and watching you do the same for me… It made me realize… Maybe… You aren't that bad… Not as annoying as I thought you were… Not as childish… Maybe…"
"Sa…Sakura-chan… That means?" I wish this was true… Waah…
"How many times do I need to repeat myself before you understand, idiot?" Sakura looked down and blushed deeply. Oh geez…
She had excepted him to jump around crazily and holler but she was surprised when she felt his hands let go of the chains and hug her around the waist. Let go… Let go…
"Thanks Sakura-chan…" he said quietly to her, unusually calm. He was wearing a wide grin as he hugged her. This is going to be the only time I can hug her and not get killed… Better savor it… "You don't know how much it means to me… To have someone like me… And to acknowledge me…"
The pink haired girl laughed lightly. Can I change it to my laugh of evil and doom? Because I think that's the only laugh I can summon up right now… "I was half afraid that you would go running around telling the entire world…"
"Oh? Well…" he stood up halfway and rested his head on her shoulder. Ah… This is heaven…
I'm going to shower at least seven times tonight… "Well, what, Naruto-kun?"
He kissed her lightly on the cheek. Yes! I got to kiss Sakura-chan!
Oh my god, my face! It's going to melt off or something! Augh, save me, someone, anyone!
"I was going to do that right now!" Naruto jumped up and raced out of the park, yelling incoherent things into the village. He was so ecstatic and excited that he had a girlfriend now… Too bad… This is only a story… Man, this sucks…
"Sasuke and Naruto haven't killed you yet… Maybe I should try my luck at that, hmm?"
Oh crud…