Chapter 2: The Terrible Two's
Now that the babies were toddlers, there were a lot more messes. Some were caused by Plagg. Even a few were made by Tikki. But because of the toddlers, Tikki and Plagg always had a rag or washcloth on hand.
"Plagg!" Tikki shouted one afternoon. Her shout sounded like she was exhausted (because she was).
"Coming!" Plagg shouted back. He made sure to turn the camera in the family room on and switch his phone monitor app to the family room as well before he left Adrien's side. He came into the 'Babyroom' where Tikki was waiting. He saw a puddle of water on the floor, but he wasn't so sure it was water.
"Did you put Marinette's diaper on backwards again?" asked Tikki.
"Um...I don't know!" admitted Plagg. Tikki sighed.
"The two flaps go in the back, okay! The one big flap goes in front!" she said.
"Right!" said Plagg. "Because two is terrible and the back of a baby is terrible." Tikki rolled her eyes.
"That's one way of remembering," she said. "Can you go get the soap now?"
"Yes. Right. Soap," Plagg answered while running to the bathroom. "Will these babies ever grow up?" he thought.
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"I'm off to the cheese making factory!"Plagg shouted before kissing Tikki on the cheek, and then Chayzoo, and then Marinette, and then Adrien before lifting him up in the air and twirling him around. Adrien was his favorite, but he tried not to show it. "I'll be back later than usual," said Plagg. "There's a new kind of cheese to taste!" Her hurried out the door.
"I wan breskits!" wailed Adrien.
"You're just like your father!" Tikki said with a smile.
"No I not! I me!" yelled Adrien. Tikki couldn't help but giggle.
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Tikki had just put the kids to bed and was in her room. She was thinking about how she retired from her Miraculous and gave it to another kwami. If you thought there were only seven kwamis, you were wrong. There was a whole community of kwamis, and only seven at a time could have Miraculous!
She remembered that Plagg had also retired at the same time, and she met him in his scruffy brown suit, black tie, and tan fedora with holes in it from the numerous times he has mistaken it for cheese. He was so cute that she couldn't resist him, and eventually they married.
She remembered how they had gone to Marinette and Adrien Agreste (who were now married and knew each others' identities) and told them the good news. A kwami friend had recorded the wedding on a human camera so that they could also see how cute Plagg looked in his tux, and how beautiful she looked in her white wedding dress.
Even though they were both really old (and grandparents) Marinette and Adrien Agreste had laughed themselves right off of their chairs. She and Plagg had just barely hidden before two of Marinette and Adrien's grandchildren ran in to to see what was going on.
Marinette and Adrien had brushed it off, telling the children that it was an adult joke that they wouldn't understand, and they left. She and Plagg had come out of hiding.
"You guys had better leave," Adrien had said with concern. Tikki especially remembered how Marinette had said with such caring in her voice,
"Please, come back soon!"
Tikki didn't have time to remember any further because Adrien, Marinette, and Chayzoo all came in, whimpering. "How the heck did you open the baby gate?" Tikki cried.
"We can climb over dat fingy you know," Adrien said.
"Never mind, who wants lunch?" Tikki asked.
"Me!" Adrien and Chayzoo said in unison.
"Okay..." said Marinette in a small voice.
"Come on Adrien, come on Chay-" Tikki saw that all three kids were already in the kitchen, and she was talking to air.
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"Come on guys, it's Cat day. I want to go to the market before it's too late!" It was actually Saturday, but Cat day is what the kwamis called it because there were seven days of the week and seven Miraculous. Sunday: Ladybug day. Monday: Fox day. Tuesday: Peacock day. Wednesday: Turtle day. Thursday: Bumblebee day. Friday: Butterfly day. And Saturday: Cat day.
This would be the first time that Adrien, Marinette, and Chayzoo would go to the yearly kwami market, full of rows and rows of stands that were selling things. Such as vegetable, fruits, cheese, etc. There were also items like kwami jewelry, kwami clothes, and even tiny kwami pets called 'zinas'.
Kwamis had other stores that they could shop at daily, but the yearly kwami market was the biggest one of all. "Are we ready yet?" asked Plagg.
"Let's see," said Tikki. "Wagons, check! Baby stroller, check! Baby carrier, check!"
"Cheese, check!" Plagg interrupted.
"Looks like we have everything," Tikki said. She took a wagon handle in one hand and the stroller handle in the other, while Plagg took the other wagon and attached the cloth baby holder to the front of him.
"I can't wait to get more cheese!" he said, and they walked out the door.
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"Mama, a zina!" cried Adrien.
"Yes, that's a zina," Tikki said.
"Come here zina!" Marinette shouted. "I say come here!"
"I'm sorry," Tikki said to the kwami trying to sell the zinas.
"Not at all, she's a cute little tot, isn't she? And the boy too!"
"Thank you," said Tikki. Just then, Plagg came over with Chayzoo in the baby holder. "Oh, and this is the third," said Tikki, pointing to Chayzoo.
"Wow! He looks just like Camembert cheese!" the man laughed.
"That's what my husband wanted to name him," Tikki said dryly. Plagg blushed.
"Are you getting a zina?" he asked, trying to change the subject.
"No," answered Tikki. "I just came over for the kids to look at them. Come on, let's go." They started walking away, but Adrien and Marinette both started crying from the double stroller. "Well," Tikki started, "I guess we might be able to afford one. How much are you charging?"
"Take one for free!" the salesman said.
"Are you sure?" Tikki said with a gasp.
"I see you already have your hands full from the three. It's the reward for letting me see these three adorable..."
"Cheeseballs! I know right!" Plagg interrupted. They chose a white zina and named it Cheese (Adrien and Chayzoo helped Plagg with the begging for that name).
A/N: Hello, it's Goldy:) Sorry my chapters are short but hey, I'm only ten! I love writing this story so much that I've written four chapters in two days. My goal for reviews is 20 so can you pu-lease help? Thank you! Enjoy this next chapter!
