This is NOT a MST!

Warnings!: Okay, guys. Because there are so many wacky, and sometimes just plain cracked up pairings, out there in the Naruto fanfiction universe, I've taken it to the next level and decided to take a fun poke at all of them! I mean no harm to anyone who ships a certain pairing, nor am I here to insult anyone. I'm simply taking all the Naruto characters and their respective pairings, putting their personalities into the stories and making them react as they really would. If you are going to be oversensitive and overprotective about your pairing and you know that you will flame me to death, please don't read! This is only for fun and nothing else!

A/N: I've written many yaoi stories, so I decided to make a yuri chapter this time. There weren't many characters to choose from. A grand total of five female ninjas. I have no idea how people got up with this pairing, but… go with the flow, right? And as a test to see how many people actually read the author's note, the first person to send me a message will get to choose how the next chapter ends! Just send me a message, and if I send it back to you asking you for an idea for the ending, you've got it! Nothing too bizarre, please. I won't be following it word for word though!

Anything in bold from now on will be the character's true personality and their own words and thoughts. I only forced them into these situations, so have fun seeing how they react to my script!

Also, whenever they seem to be talking to you, as in referring to the story/ script, they are actually insulting me, the plot creator.

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Sigh.

A sigh amongst the wind. The breeze which so carelessly took it away from the mouth that it came from. A sigh that was not heard by anyone but the one who had let it out.

Drip.

A tear slipping past a blade of grass. The fold in the grass that so gracefully allowed the drop to fall to the ground. A tear that was not acknowledged by anyone but the one who had shed it.

Rustle.

A movement disturbing the calmness of the surroundings. The cloth that quietly shifted from the body that was standing up. A movement that was not seen by anyone but the one who moved.

"Well… Time to get back…" she said, wiping away her tears and forcing a smile on her face. A strand of hair that had fallen from the usually neat buns that held it tickled her eyes as she darted from tree to tree. Wow, you just had to go overboard for the beginning of this chapter and made it all angsty, huh?

Tenten was trying to go back to Konoha before the night fell. Even with her vision blurred from the speed that she was going at, she could not help but to notice a small glint off in the distance. It wasn't much but it was noticeable. She changed directions and went toward that small glint. I'm guessing you ran out of ideas to make me meet whoever the heck I'm paired up with this chapter?

A sleek fan was placed against a tree. The girl immediately recognized it. I do?

"What a surprise seeing you here," a voice said as she stepped out from some trees. … Is this what Gaara was mumbling about? Disappearing from Suna all of a sudden?

"Oh… It is you…" What's her name again?

Blonde hair shone in the dying light and bright eyes looked back at her. Have we met before?

Tenten leapt down from the tree and stood up in a fluid motion, a small smile on her face. Uh… Let's see… What is your name?

"Tenten… You've been crying?" Whoa, that's scary! I said her name even though I don't know it! Temari's sharp eyes noted the blotchiness of her face and the red-rimmed eyes.

"N-No," she lied hopelessly, her hand brushing against her face. "I wasn't… Temari…" So that's your name! I forgot… When did we meet before?

…Uh… I think… Hmm… I don't know… Temari laughed harshly, picking up her fan again. "You're a bad liar."

Yeah, I know… "What are you doing here?" she nervously tried to change the subject.

"I'm here to deliver a message to the Hokage," the older girl told her. What message?

"We'd better hurry then. It's going to be dark soon," Tenten jumped back up onto a tree and waited for Temari to do the same. What's up with me jumping on and off trees? I'm not a frog!

"Hm…" Temari nodded curtly and followed Tenten as they raced back. "So… Why were you crying?" Isn't it considered rude to prod into someone's emotions like this?

"I wasn't crying!" Tenten almost growled angrily. Her speed picked up all of a sudden.

"Okay, okay…" the blonde raised her eyebrows and left it off at that.

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"Y-you really want to know?" What am I talking about again?

It was a day after the two of them had met. People bustled around them as they wandered around the streets. Temari was looking around aimlessly while Tenten had her hands tucked behind her back and was looking shyly at the ground.

"Know what?" Temari asked distractedly. You make me sound like I'm crazy or something…

"Why… I was crying yesterday…" Tenten whispered, forcing Temari to lean in a bit to hear her say it. I don't want to act like Hinata!

"If you want to tell me…" she glanced away, slightly uninterested in the topic. Yeah, who wouldn't be bored to death hanging out with you?

"… Come with me then…" Tenten looked up and grabbed her hand, dragging her away somewhere. You're going to make up a new area for us, aren't you? I can just sense it! You've been making so many random places for this series of stories…

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"… This…" 'is creepy…' Temari said quietly, looking over all the tombstones.

Tenten nodded. I know it's creepy… "These are my parents' graves…" And we're standing on them right now? Thanks a lot…

I thought you didn't have a background story! "Oh…"

I don't. She made it up. This is so lame… "They died in the battle against Kyuubi…"

That's blatantly ripped off of Iruka's story, isn't it? "I'm sorry…" Temari hugged Tenten.

I believe so… And why are you hugging me? "I… I just… keep thinking of them… So lonely…"

Temari placed her chin onto Tenten's head, her eyes heavy with sadness. It's not like I really feel like hugging you right now… No offense or anything, but…

Someone really should fire this author… "All alone… And even my team is not much help… They… don't know…. But it hurts to be alone…"

And that part is… What's that kid's name again? Naruto's words, aren't they? "But now I know…" Temari released her from their hug a bit and smeared the tears off a bit. A small smile was on her lips.

I'm starting to think that she's running out of ideas and is just stealing other character's background stories… "But…" Tenten started only to lose her words as she started to cry again.

"Don't worry… I'm here with you…" Temari leaned down and put her cheek against Tenten's as a sign of affection. Oh crap. This isn't going to be good. "Don't you know?"

Tenten froze up. She didn't understand what Temari was doing. She shook her head at the question. Quick! Think of some way to get out of here before anything happens!

I'm thinking, I'm thinking! Dang… "Don't you know that… I love you?"

We're too late… Tenten started to cry again but this time they were tears of joy. No one had ever said that to her.

"Temari…" Hey! I remember when we met! It was in the preliminaries in the Chuunin Exam, right?

"Everything's going to be okay..." Sure, let's go with that… Met during the Chuunin Exam… Yeah…

The ground began to split open and a bony, flesh rotting hand shot out from the ground. Both girls jumped away and screamed.

"Hey! Get out of here!" Kankuro was sitting on top of a tombstone with chakra strings flowing from his fingertips. "You have no idea how much I rushed to get over here! Come on, get with the act. Killer zombies or something, right?"

"You're a lifesaver, little brother!" Temari yelled and ran off quickly.

"Eep!" Tenten scurried out quickly as well.

I thought raising the dead was considered impolite!