This is NOT a MST!

Warnings!: Okay, guys. Because there are so many wacky, and sometimes just plain cracked up pairings, out there in the Naruto fanfiction universe, I've taken it to the next level and decided to take a fun poke at all of them! I mean no harm to anyone who ships a certain pairing, nor am I here to insult anyone. I'm simply taking all the Naruto characters and their respective pairings, putting their personalities into the stories and making them react as they really would. If you are going to be oversensitive and overprotective about your pairing and you know that you will flame me to death, please don't read! This is only for fun and nothing else!

A/N: Don't kill me after reading this. I don't really have anything against Hinata, but I just don't like the pairing all that much…

Anything in bold from now on will be the character's true personality and their own words and thoughts. I only forced them into these situations, so have fun seeing how they react to my script!

Also, whenever they seem to be talking to you, as in referring to the story/ script, they are actually insulting me, the plot creator.

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Naruto walked down the street slowly. He stopped suddenly and looked around suspiciously. His head turned slowly back as he scanned the area around him. I wanna sneeze…

He took a step backwards and began walking to a wooden telephone pole a few feet from where he was standing. The blonde stopped walking and stood there for a few seconds. "Hinata, what are you doing?" Whoa, why are you here?

I… c-can't really… answer that… "N-Naruto-kun! Um… Um… What are you doing here?" she blushed deeply and tried to change the subject. Her pale eyes darted around nervously.

Naruto immediately dropped the topic. His suspicion didn't go through his thick head. You're calling me stupid, aren't you? "I'm heading over to Ichiraku for some ramen!" he proclaimed loudly to her.

"Ah… Um… May… May I join you?" she asked shyly, not looking at his eyes but resorting to poking her fingers together. You're… making us… go on a date?

"Hm? Sure! Come on, Hinata!" he grabbed her hand and dragged her away from her hiding place. Ramen here we come! This is nice!

Hinata balked and tried to stay back, her face red with embarrassment as she looked at his hand in her's. He's… holding my hand!

"What's wrong, Hinata?" Naruto looked back curiously. Nooo, my ramen!

She looked down again and tried to find an excuse to make him let go. If he didn't soon, she'll faint for sure. This isn't good… "Uh… I'm not that hungry right now, let's walk for a bit first!" she suggested a bit too quickly.

"Oh, sure. That's fine!" he grinned at her and let go of her hand. Bu-but Gama-chan is all full and ready! "Where do you want to go?"

"Well…" she said quietly, "if you'd like, I want to show you a spot where I always go…" B-but I don't know where…

"Okay!" he yelled boisterously and waited for her to start walking. Raaamen….

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"Has your training been getting better now, Hinata?" Naruto asked her as they climbed a gently sloping hill. Where did this thing come from?

"Yes… Thank you for asking…" Hinata blushed and took up her guts to take a small glance at him. Where is this place?

… Hinata is so quiet and weird… "I'm glad!" his eyes were closed as he grinned widely. He turned his head and stopped walking when he saw that Hinata had halted.

Her right hand was stretched out timidly and she was pointing back to the direction they just came from. But what am I pointing at? "Look," she told him shyly.

"Huh?" Naruto turned back to look at what she was pointing to. "Ah…" They were standing on the top of the hill now. He could see where Konoha was. It was stretched out like a haphazardly cut out piece of cloth, stretched out and placed onto the ground. I don't like heights that much…

"It's pretty isn't it?" she sighed and sat down on the grass, tucking her legs under her. It's nice spending time with Naruto-kun like this…

"Not as… -ata…" Naruto muttered quietly. What in the world does that mean?

"Did you say something, Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked, growing bolder by the minute. I don't think he said that loudly enough…

Naruto laughed noisily and tried to hide a blush. "Ah, no, I didn't say anything!" he waved his hands in front of him nervously. I'm not shy like that! What is wrong with you?!

They spent a good half hour sitting up there shyly discussing various topics. Hinata started to talk a bit more but that blush never left her face. As for Naruto, well, he was loud enough to scare off most of the wildlife around them…

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"Are you hungry now, Hinata?" Naruto inquired as they skid back down the hill. I'm starving right now…

She didn't say anything but nodded slightly. Not really, but… that's okay.

A smile adorned his face as they walked back in the direction of the village. Several times during their walk, Naruto's hand twitched a few times, but he didn't do anything else. Oh geez, I'm getting seizures now?

"Um… Naruto-kun, you shouldn't eat so fast…" Hinata told him as she watched Naruto practically swallow the ramen without chewing it. Have you ever choked before, Naruto-kun?

"Hrmph?" he asked her while he still had a mouthful of ramen. I don't think so… He swallowed it and nodded, blushing a bit. "Sorry…" he apologized.

"No, no!" she raised her hands and smiled a bit. "That's not what I mean, it's just that you might choke or something if you eat so quickly!" Th-that's what I was saying…

"Oh…" he smiled as well. "Thanks…" For what?

That's my next line, Naruto-kun… "Why are you thanking me?" she tilted her head to the side, looking at him curiously.

Naruto turned his head so that he wasn't looking at her. "For… worrying about me…" he said quietly. He thought that if he said it softly enough, she wouldn't hear him. Everyone worries about me choking, what are you talking about?

Wow, I really wish Naruto-kun would say that to me… Hinata turned bright red and hurriedly began eating her ramen again.

When they were done eating, the two of them sat there, not speaking. Several times Ayame walked by them, glancing over to them and smiling to herself cheerfully.

"N-Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked quietly, reverting back to her shy state. Am I really this shy?

I want more ramen… "Hm?" he turned to look at her.

"Um…" she forced herself to look into his eyes. "I… I want to… tell you something…" I don't like this part of the script….

What are you talking about, Hinata? I have so many scripts to remember I don't even remember this part… "Go ahead," Naruto said, urging her to go on.

"Naruto-kun… I've… I've always liked you… Um…" she said softly. Ah… I'm so embarrassed! Oh no… Ayame had just accidentally dropped a bowl and it crashed on the floor.

"Huh?" I couldn't hear you…" he said apologetically. What was that?

"I… love you!" she said a bit too loudly, but at least this time it was audible. I can't believe you made me say it twice! What is he going to think of me now?

And then Hinata choked on her saliva and died.

"What?" Naruto raised his eyebrow as Hinata fell over her chair.

Hey, I'm the writer of this fanfiction and you don't get to complain. Just go with the thing, okay?

"Erm.. Okay then…?" Naruto scratched his head. "Ayame-neechan?" he called her over. "Can I get another bowl of ramen, please?"

What? You're not even going to pick Hinata up or something before ordering more? Man, you're even meaner than I thought!