Nicholas Cage walked up to the door and then opened it to see who it was. President Obama was at the door and he also didn't have a shirt on. The morning sun was shining on his oiled negro chest. "Cage" said Obama. "Obama" says Nicholas Cage. Obama was holding a very big fire hose in his huge African hands. Obama told Cage "You know what to do". Cage grasped the large fire hose from President Obamas hands and ran very fast to his caar which wasalso Lightning MacQueen from my favorite movie cars. Lightning Mcqueen said to Nicholas Cage before he entered the car "Hey Nicholas Cage do you want an adult drink". Yeah sure" said Nicholas cage. Lightning Mcqueen handed Nicholas Cage a cold sunny d. he turned on Lightning Mcqueen and looked to his side and asked meela kuniz "do you trust me? Like in aladin". Yup said mila kunis showing her phat boobz. They speeded away toward Washington dc. They were going really fast like 2000 miles so they were far away from the house. Then President Obama walked in and saw Mr. Krabs at the table eating chicken nuggets. dishappy gave Obama the looks like my parents give when they want to get sex. Mr Krabs eyes glazed down President Obamas shirtless shiny hot and black body. He was ready.