Today is September 11th, 2005. Nicolas cage and mila kunis with lightning mcqueen pulled up to the 9/11 building. "we must stop the TERRORIST" said Nicolas cage. "stay out here where it is safe this is a job only a man can do". He grabbed the firehose and approached the 9/11 towers but the door was locked so he started to climb the building. A plane then crashed into lightning mcqueen and meila kunis die. KACHOW said lightning mcqueen as he emerged from the explosion unharmed. Nicolas Cage looked down and was very happy to see that lightning mcqueen was ok. He then climbed into a window and saw a plane come towards the 9/11. He quickly pulled out his large firehose and then saw Obama driving the plane. "you damn bastard I knew you were behind this all along ISIS scum!" said Nicolas cage. "how dud you stop my plot? John cena was supposed to kill you!" said Obama. "love will never kill" said Nicolas cage. Obama replied with "your going to die now! Btw I pregnanted your son LOL!". Obama fired minions (the stupid annoying ones) stapped with dynamite at nicolas cage, but Nicolas cage shot them down with his hose because he is cool. Nicolas cage looked and said "die you liberal scum!". Nicolas cage fired an explosive spurt of water at the plane and blows up the plane and kills Obama and all the minions because my little brother andy likes minions and I hate andy. Nicolas cage saved the world from 9/11. He then walked down to lightning mcqueen as the people on Washington dc chered because he saved everyone. "I am so glad your ok lightning mcqueen" said Nicolas cage. "I am ok but meila kunis died" said lightning mcqueen. Oh no. Nicolas cage looked off into the sunset, where markiliper appeared. "I thought you died" said Nicolas cage. "but love never dies" said markiplier. They then started to kiss and slowly walked home.
"Every great story seems to begin with a snake." ~Nicolas Cage
Author's notes-
Mr krabs gave birth to michelle Obama LOL
If you see my little brother andy please punch him because he is annoying.
Thank you for reading my first fanfic! I hope you enjoyed. I spent lots of time thinking about the character and who I should ship but I think it all camed together in the end ^_^