oh no but the boners were all ready to twerk... and Gul'dan wasn't yet he hadn't put on his makeup! Ohno how could he twerk without Ner'zhul, his bffl - bes t frends 4 lif. They had a friendship necklac it was a heart half a heart each except it just ended up lukin like a broeken heart, whic is what ner'zhul had right now. hE was in lov with Gul'dun, but guldan wasnt a lebsian so he wud never return the feelin.
Nerzhul whats wrong? "asked Kargath,"
"My he\art is brekrn," explaned nerzhi;
"well my bonar was brokaen becos I accidentally cut it off wif hand sowrd thing becos Granermara made me put it outside. But do you see me cryin over the broken boner now?" he pulled the bonar out of his pants, it was wrapped in a banderage.
"Are you sayin i shud just get a bandeg and mend the broken heart?"
"ja or you could ask whoever is breakin it to marry you."
OMG GULDAN MARRY ME? arsked Nerzhull
no lol said guldan
nerzhul was so angry that he twerked
A GIANT ANGER BONER CAME FROM HIS RAGE AND TOOK OVER DRAENOR! oh no