dayum ner zhuk was anger, so extremly anger that a giant boner come out of him face, dayum makin a boner unicorn, except more like a narwhal becos them horns are bigger, and this boner was pritty damn big
Nerzhuls boner was so big that he became the lich king. He was twerkin around wif the other warlords of draenor when all of a sudden
"Dayum Nerzhul I DIDENT KNOW U CUD TWERK THAT GUD!" but who was it that was speekin? dayum there was an elf wif pee colour hair, alleria and an humen it was turalyon, turalyon was pregenertent, but the pregnancy was in his face so he had a swollen lookin face.
"Why is there a boner on ur hed?" arsked Turalyon "shudent it be in ur pants?"
Nerzhul took off him pants and there was nothin there, oh no. He felt him hed to check for his precious boner, but it was gorn. WHERE WAS IT!?
he looked arownd and saw the bonar comin out of gul'dan's eyes.
"dayum nerzhul, if i had known abowt this boner then i wud haf sed yes to marryin u.
nerzhul was suddenly happy, so happy that he stopped bean the lich king and decided to put him lich kingness in a sowrd which was big to resemble his bonar.
"dayum guldan!"
and they gave everyone blojkobs to celebrate/ but KILROGG WAS JEALOUS
so jealous that he gotted a gun and kicked nerz'hul in the blowjob receiver then punched him in the blojkwob giver.
dayum
Draka was watchin the scene thru her spygalls, but her veew was blocked by ginormus boners and a twerkin ass. omg she looked closer, thinkin how SESXY was the twerk. eww it turned out to be a KHADGAR TWERK omg draka threw up