it was tym for rade hellfire citdael. The furst boss wos an orc, she twerked but ran awya and turnt into the iron twerk reevar! Oh no

Then all of a suddenly... gorefiend came out of the ground. He had eaten too many bonars, so now he wos rly fat, but that ment he cud twerk better! He twerked him big booty... it wos so dayum that garrosh hellscrim came back to lyf

How did garesh die:

"Garrosh u cannot give another blojkon!" scremt chris metzen's self insert character... wait I mean thrall.

"Nooooooooooooooo!" screamt garrosh

sudden a lightning bolt twerked out of the sky and hitted Garrosh on the shiny orange head. :( He died, like when Varien wing's wife got hit on the head by a rock and died.

ok wheee wos i, oh

Sudden gorefiend twerkin so good that GArrosh gave him a blowjob, but then he died. He died to death. Very sad. TRagic. Sudden MANNAROTH COME BACK TO LIFE.

"wtf why did you copy my idea," sed garrosh. "As an artist who respects integrity I am disgusted."

"I have a HUGE CURSH ON YOu!" screamy msnnaorth.

"Omg RLY?" Garrosh blushed, him orange cheeks turnt pink.

"Lol not rly," sed Mannaoroth and kilt Garrosh like a 15th time. no one likes garrosh anyway. Sudden mannoroth died, he saw Guk'dan without makeup, a scary sight indeed.

Archimonde tweked out of the dark portal... oh my elune it was such SESXY twerk! No one cud beliv it was AN ARCHIMONDE TWERK. But it was an imposter... Archimonde turnt out to be... JAINA PROUDMOORE!

"myuahahahahahaha" i am the main villane!" shoted Jeina, then she ran away.

Gul'dan was cryin sad, his heart had bin broken. "it's ok," sed him boiyfriend, Ner'zhul. "Wil lyoum marry me guldan?"

"YES!"

"No I was asking Yrel LOL"

"But you sed Guldan!"

"No id didnt i said yrel"

Wtf! guln'da RAN AWAY, HIM EYES TWERKED TEARS OUT OF THEM.

Sudden it rained twerkin infenrals, dayum! Uh oh, it was Yrel. Yrel had a dark secret... she didn't know how to twerk.
"I can taech you," said Thrall, "but it will cost a raid tear!" "No thanks, said Yrel"

Yrel sudden used a spell which made her the best twerker in the world... uh oh the burning legion cud see her twerkin, and they were jealous cos she was better at twerkin than every demun combined!

Khadgar was sittin on the broken isles, it hadmt been released yet but he wos in the beta. He twerked alone, he dident want anyone to see how TERRIBLE was the twerk. Sudden a giant fel boner spaceship appeart! Khadgar gasped, shock. The burning legion had retwerked! He quickly did the bird twerk to become a bird and flew all the way to stormwind, jk he hearthstoned. Anyway he twerked to Varian Wrynn house who was teachin him son Anduin how to twerk.

"we must make all the bad twerkers twerk to scare away the legion!" realised Varian.

"We must... release the Moonguard Goldshire Inn twerkers!"

There wos a colective gasp. Every1 knew how dangerus was the goldshrie inn. It wos full of twerkin worgen, twerkin draneei and twerkin pandas and some druid but they didnt twerk cos bears cant twerk.

"NOOOOO" twerked Genn GReywamn

"we must," said Varian.

BUT YOU MUST WAIT TILL LEGION EXPASNEN IS REALESED TO SEE THE END OF TAHT STORYLINE!

Back to Draenor:

A happy undead rogue named Dayum twerked lonelily down the streets of orgrimmar. No one was there, they were all twerkin in their garrisons. But all of a sudden... a massive wave of ppl twerkin came down the Drag, the place in orgrimmar. Dayum gasped twerkily. He did a quick happy twerk then passed out from excite.
He sudden twerked. But soon orgrimmar would be desertewd again... PREPARE FOR THE DALARAN TWERK!

Hi everyone there will be one more DRAENOR TWERk then... LEGION TWERK! so excite, new twekrs