A/N Well this took me forever to write! I would have wrote it last night but I got back late, nawwww I saw my one year old brother! Anyway this chapter isn't angsty at all! Ok well maybe Gaara's little outburst.

I really like that Itachi is in this part of Ai Shite Imas, because ahhh I love evil guys!

Anyway thanks to everyone who reviewed, it really helps me to update faster!

Oh and I'm going to a friends house for three days so I wont be able to update, but when I get back I shall start writing straight away!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!

Chapter 2: The Wedding Planner

Jiraiya pushed the door open to their assigned house, it was a small brick building at the back of town as far away from the Hokage tower as possible, this was mainly because Tsunade did not want to get disturbed by Jiraiya.

Jiraiya holding the door open to Naruto who quickly walking beside him pulling off the black sheets that wove his body revealing a scruffy mop of blonde locks that grown out of control and the annoyed face of the 16 year old teen.

"A prostitute!" Naruto screeched falling back on the couch placing a hand on his swelled stomach, the was now blindly obvious that he was pregnant.

"Hm, I thought it suited." Jiraiya cocked a grin at Naruto's dismay. "After all you did bend over for Sasuke like a prostitute!"

"I thought we were over this!" Naruto said truly bored of Jiraiya making fun of the fact that Naruto was an uke.

"NEVER! Ahahahaha! I cant believe it!" this was quite a habit for Jiraiya to just bend over laughing at different times to the scene of Sasuke and Naruto in his head.

"A MODEST prostitute! Are you INSANE!" Naruto couldn't believe how dim this man could get, there is no such thing as a modest prostitute.

"mmmmm." Jiraiya said scratching his chin, ok that little blonde Uke has a point.

"They are sure to know SOMETHING!" Naruto was freaking out.

"Naruto calm down! Since you've been pregnant all you have been doing is complaining! Urhhh I really wish you were mute."

"You try being pregnant when you're a male! My body isn't suppose to be carrying an extra weight around in it! Wouldn't you think that it would hurt just a bit!" Naruto whined.

"OK, OK but don't make that an excuse! I don't like getting my head bitten off every time I open my mouth." Jiraiya raised his arms in surrender.

"hmp." Naruto crossed his arms across his chest pouting.

"So how did it feel to see Sasuke again?" Jiraiya smiled falling back on a chair kicking off his shoes.

Naruto froze as the image of Sasuke walking into the room appeared in his head, the perfect spiked black hair, the toned body that was hidden under the slightly baggy clothes. That jaw that looked like it was crafted by god and thous pitch black eyes that gave nothing away, Naruto shuddered at the thought of his sexy ex lover.

Jiraiya could only just sit back with a smirk on his face as he watched Naruto's reaction, he loved playing with Naruto, "Looks like your having an orgasm there, you sure your ok?"

"You PERVERTED OLD MAN!" Naruto cried out throwing a cushion at him.

"Gomen, Gomen,"

Naruto sighed standing up from the couch, "I don't know but the way he looked at me… it was like he knew.."

"How could he know! You look like a pregnant Muslim!"

"Yeah but… something in his eyes… anyway when are we leaving?" Naruto asked.

"We will leave within the week!"

Sasuke sat on the other side of Sakura and Kai who were having a very detailed convocation about curtain patterns. Sasuke looked around the restaurant bored, this seemed awfully familiar to when Shizuma and Sakura had planed to go out places and drag Sasuke along, Sasuke was always felt out.

Not like he wanted to be brought into convocation about curtains or colours he just wished he wasn't invited at all, he looked off at lanterns with a bored look ok his face.

The food arrived and Sasuke dug into it seeing as he had nothing better to do. He raised his head to grab his drink before freezing with the cup in front of his lips… OH MY GOD Kai has symmetrical eyebrows! Almost as good as his own… but that's impossible no one else could have naturally perfect eyebrows such as Sasuke… HE MUST WAX!

To Sasuke this was a disturbing founding, he tried to push it out of his head. Why did he have to suspect every wedding planner, at least if Kai was gay then Sakura was safe, Sasuke made up his mind.

Kai and Sakura started to eat, Sasuke looked down at his food which didn't look that appetizing any more, he sort of just wanted to go home. But he knew Sakura would be mad at him if he asked to leave, so he picked up his chopsticks picking up a noodle about to eat it when he felt a pressure on his groin.

He dropped his noodle his mouth gapping open looking up Sakura, she had a normal look on his face, since when had Sakura been so straight forward especially in public.

The foot started to move on his groin pushing in and grinding, his hands tighten on a napkin on the table trying to hold a normal face expression, what the hell did she think she was doing! Ok to be honest it sort of turned him on…a lot, in public after all.

"Sakura…" he said lightly his voice slightly squeaky.

Sakura looked up from her food with a sweet smile on her face, "Yes?"

She was playing dumb… ohhhh the little vixen! Sasuke was finding it hard not to let out a moan, as he hardened making him feel uncomfortable, his pants tightening. Dammit he wanted to rip them off.

He put his elbow on the table leaning his head on his hand, god he felt like shacking with the sensation running up through his body, he curses under his breath down to the table cloth his black hair hanging in his face trying to hold back gasps.

"Sasuke, I need to get your measurements." Kai said smiling strangely

"What…" Sasuke gasped out like he had lost his voice, his groin heating up.

"For the suit…"

"Ooooooh!" Sasuke let out a moan trying to disguise it like he was agreeing, the foot was digging in deeper, ohh Sasuke liked it.

Grabbing a napkin he wiped his forehead sweat starting to build up little gasps leaving his mouth.

"Are you ok?" Sakura asked.

Ooooh she is playing dumb again… his fully hard now and knows that soon he is going to come, ahhh not in public he lets out a huge groan before standing up and grabbing Sakura, he looked to Kai, "we'll be back.":

Sakura looked confused as they got outside, Sasuke all hot and sweaty pushing her up on a wall, she looked down at him, "Your hard…" she asked confused.

He starts to kiss her neck gasping, "What your doing in there is so turning me on." He grinds himself against her.

"Doing what? Eating?" Sakura asked.

"Don't play dumb…although I love it." He growled grabbing her arms and placing them above her head pulling her into a kiss.

He leaned back, Sakura giggled, "Would you like me to do something in there?"

Sasuke stepped back looking at her strangely, "What…"

"Would you like me to do something to you in there?" she asked again, her eyes filled with lust.

"You…you were doing something in there…and it was really turning me on…" Sasuke explained.

"No…no I wasn't…"

Realization hit Sasuke like a ton of bricks.

He gulped, "Ummm it was just the way you looked at me.." he was not going to admit to Sakura that he had just been molested in the middle of a restaurant.

They came back into the restaurant, Kai had a stupid smile on his face and raised one of thous waxed pretty boy eyebrows at Sasuke, oh that little…fag.

He felt so embarrassed yet angry, he tried to hold his temper, he didn't want Sakura to think something was wrong.

As he tried to eat the food once again he froze once again he felt a pressure on his groin, OH MY FUCKING GOD! It was happening again.

Sasuke dropped his noodle looking down to his groin to see the large boot of Kai's foot, as fast as lightening he grabbed the foot squeezing it as hard as he could making Kai yelp, he then stood up, "Sakura we're leaving!"

Neji wrapped his arms around Temari firmly pulling her back into him planting a kiss on her cheek she giggled, "Not when Gaara is here…"

"Come on Gaara is family." Neji smiled in Gaara's direction who just sat there with an indifferent look on his face as he sipped some water from a glass.

Gaara was contemplating telling them his views, "I don't get it…"

Neji butts in, "How were you feeling that night Temari, I just came in there and pushed you down, it was like…"

"At first I thought I was being raped!" she giggled.

Gaara tried to ignore this continuing what he was in the middle of saying, "I've been thinking about it for a while, ever since Sakura and Sasuke's engagement…"

Neji butted in again, "Yeah I know I just couldn't help myself, you looked so hot! And haha Tenten was on the couch! I just had to take you."

"What did you slip into Tenten's drink?"

"Oh you know the usual, it was worth it because I got to give you the rough treatment."

The grip on Gaara's cup tightened, "You know rock cakes…"

"You were so tight, I didn't even consider that I wasn't wearing a condom."

"On the bar, Jesus you wanted it bad! I was so drunk I didn't even know what was going on!" Temari laughed.

"You know whatever I want I usually get." Neji smirked.

A slit crack ran down Gaara's glass, "…you know rock cakes…they don't have rock in them…"

"Shut up Gaara, cant you see we are in the middle of a convocation, anyway." He said looking to Temari, Gaara was giving him the death glare.

"At first I thought it would just be a quick role in the sack, you know add another name to my belt…" Neji said as Temari ran her hand through his hair, "You were drunk and all, anyway you wouldn't have said no if you were sober."

The glass shattered in Gaara's hand, making both Neji and Temari look at him, Temari got up from Neji's lap going over and attempting to clean up the mess.

"And plus Temari has the best rack of the bunch!"

Gaara jumped up from his seat, "I'LL KILL YOU!"

Neji scrambled back in his seat whilst Temari jumped up in front of Gaara, "No Gaara!"

Gaara pushed Temari out of the way his sand gathering behind him.

"WATCH IT, she's PREGNANT!"

"That's right pregnant with your child of sin."

Sand gathered around Neji before Temari's high pitch voice screamed out, "GAARA!"

Gaara scowled at her before letting the sand fall and leaving the house.

Sasuke and Sakura walked into the house, Sasuke was red with anger clenching his fists.

He went up to the shower, scrubbing every inch of his body, especially his groin, before coming out wrapped in a towel dressing gown, he went and sat at the edge of the bed, 'Kai is gay' 'Kai is gay' 'Kai is gay'.

Sakura walks into the room, "What's wrong with you?"

'Kai is gay' 'Kai is gay' 'Kai is gay'

"One moment you are all horny, then you go all cold and THEN we have to storm out of the restaurant without even paying the bill!"

"KAI IS GAY!" Sasuke screamed out standing up.

"Bloody hell, Sasuke, every one's gay aren't they?"

"Well HE is!" Sasuke emphasized.

"You're a hypocrite! And plus what does it matter if he is gay!"

"He LIKES me!" Sasuke says

Sakura crossed her arms across her chest raised an eyebrow at Sasuke, "Sorry to burst you ego Sasuke but not everyone likes you."

"But he does! And I have proof!" Sasuke said standing up.

"OK, what proof?" Sakura had a look on her face as if she had won.

"Urhhh, urhhh IF YOU HAD SEEN!"

"seen what Sasuke?"

Sasuke pouted, ok he couldn't tell Sakura that he had been molested right in front of her, that his horniness was all because of Kai's wondering foot, "I was right about Shizuma!"

"So…so that's your proof?"

Sasuke swallowed back his pride, "Yes… but you know I have a knack for these things!"

"ohhhh Sasuke," she said coming up to him and patting him on the shoulder, "Its ok to be wrong every now and then, don't let it get you down."

Ok so now she was talking to him like he was dumb, Sasuke tried to hold back his anger hissing through his teeth, "But I'm right…"

"Of course you are," Sakura said in a mocking tone pulling him into a hug.

So now Sasuke just had to sit back and let Kai molest him and Sakura would believe that Sasuke is delusional, oh and asides from that now Sakura thought he was vain, thinking he thought 'everyone likes him.' Grrrr this just pissed Sasuke off.

Tsunade squinted through her window in the Hokage tower in the direction of Jiraiya and his covered in black robed wife, she crewed on the cap of her pen, glaring intently.

"Are you ok Hokage?" Shikamaru asked, Tsunade never takes her eyes off Jiraiya.

"I know something strange is going on…" she contemplated, "He just turns up here with a mute woman who is pregnant and his wife, if it just me or is it a bit strange…"

Tsunade walked over to her bookcase grabbing out a few books, "what are you doing?" Shikamaru asked.

"I better not speak my queries just yet, but I just find it strange, I was so sure that Jiraiya was with Naruto…" she flipped the book open.

Shikamaru looked out the window at Jiraiya and the woman, "What exactly are you looking up?" he asked.

"Hmmm, monsters and their hosts…" Tsunade muttered, "I was just wondering…"

"Wondering what?" Shikamaru asked.

"As I said I don't want to start putting idea's into your head, so I'll keep it to myself for now,"

Shikamaru looked closely at the couple down in the market ground, Jiraiya was waving a fox plushy in the woman's face…. Did Tsunade think the pregnant woman was Naruto?

"I think little Sasuke would like to play with a little foxy, just like the big Sasuke did!" Jiraiya said waving the fox at Naruto, who was acting mute so could not shoot a insult back, Jiraiya then bought the toy throwing it to Naruto.

They walked along, "By the way, I'll call you Mizuki from now on." Jiraiya smiled, "I thought it matched you know, Miz'uki' ahahahahahahah!"

Itachi sat with his legs propped up on a glass table, sipping some sake. So far he had to kill at least eight members of the Akusuki who were die hard worshipers of the last leader.

A man came scampering forward placing food on the table for Itachi before running off in fear, Itachi cocked a grin picking up a piece of bread. He liked this fear and this power.

"What are we to do now Itachi?" Kisame asked, "You got the Akusuki, they are all at your disposable."

A light flickered in Itachi's eyes, so many things he could do, then his eyes turned red, he knew exactly what he wanted, "I want the power of the Kyuubi."