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Ch 2: The sorting and crazy goddess
The great doors opened to reveal a Stern looking elderly witch in green robes with her Grey hair in a bun. "Greetings first years, I am professor McGonagall, deputy headmistress and head of Griffindor, one of the four houses here at hogwarts." she introduced in a Stern Scottish accent. "In a moment you will be called through these doors where you will line up and await your sorting."
"Trevor! " Neville called as he rushed forwards through the crowd and grabbed the toad which was croaking at McGonagall's feet. He nervously looked up.
" Best keep ahold of your pets mister longbottom. " McGonagall frowned. She then turned and left with Hagrid.
" So, which house do you think you will be in? " Draco asked Harry, Ahsoka and Hermione.
" do you really have to ask, I'm lady slytherin. " Hermione stated with a roll of her eyes." God forbid that old coot try anything either or he'll be on the receiving end of my hexes. " she added, muttering a few choice words after.
" Possibly slytherin. " Ahsoka shrugged smugly." I'm not a sith for nothing you know. "
" Maybe Ravenclaw. " Harry shrugged." I always had a knack for learning. "
" yeah, remember that time we used bantha poodoo as grenade fuel after we ran out of ammunition on Kashyyyk ? " Ahsoka chuckled.
" where's kashyyyk ? " hermione asked. Harry opened his mouth to reply when the doors opened and they were ushered into the main hall by McGonagall, luckily missing peeves by mere seconds. Said poltergeist was sad he missed the 'ickle firsties'.
As they entered the main hall they were surprised to see the night sky and floating candles, Hermione explained that the ceiling was bewitched. Ahead of them they saw a ratty old hat sitting on a stool. It twitched.
Then it began to sing. " Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!"
Many first years were bewildered and the second years up clapped and cheered loudly.
"When I call your name, please come upto the stand and place the hat on your head. It will tell you which house to go to. "McGonagall explained." Abbot, Hanna. "
A timid looking girl walked up and placed the hat on her head, after a few moments it called out" Hufflepuff! " students at the second table cheered loudly and clapped as Hanna walked over and sat down. Susan bones was sent to Hufflepuff too (AN: can't remember her year so she's in Harry's). Anthony caddis was sent to Ravenclaw. Neville longbottom was in griffendor and was halfway to the table before he was called back to return the hat. When Draco was called up, the hat barely touched his head before screaming "Slytherin!" and he walked off.
Eventually they reached the P's. "Potter," the everyone drew a breath. "Ahsoka." many began murdering at this in confusion as ahsoka walked up and sat on the stool. When she pulled her hood down, many gasped in shock and fear at her. The hat was lowered onto her head.
"Hmm, a sith ey? Been a while since one of Salazar's group have been here. " the hat muttered quietly." Mind lowering your mental shields so I can see where to sort you? " ahsoka obliged with a creepy grin which made all but Harry shudder." Now let's see here. " the hat spoke aloud." You... OH GOD! WHAT I CAN'T EVEN! MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY DID THAT TO AN ENTIRE PLANET?! WHAT THE? GOD WHAT THE HELL GIRL?! SLYTHERIN! SLYTHERIN! JUST GET ME THE HECK OFF! "It called frantically, McGonagall removed the hat fearfully and Dumbledore glared at the young togruta, realizing his plans for the 'greater good' may of just been foiled by her. The hall was silent as she walked over to the slytherin table, sitting next to Draco and Milicent Bulstrood.
"Heh hmm, Potter, Harry. " McGonagall called, over her shock for now.
" is that him? "" can you see his scar? "" wow it's really him"
As Harry Sat down on the stool he noticed a frown from the headmaster and a dark aura hanging around a man in a purple turban.
"Ahh another, that's two in one day. " the hat sighed." Alright, what horrors away now? " Harry muttered back" You don't want to know. "after a few moments the hat began to scream." WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING? HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?! HOW?! OH GOD YOU EXPLODED A STAR?! " people paled at that." OH GOD HOW COULD YOU DO THAT WITH A JUST A PEBBLE?! WHAT... OH DEAR GOD! WHAT THE HELL?! HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?! SLYTHERIN! OH DEAR GOD SLYTHERIN! " the hat was yanked off quickly. There was no sound as Harry walked over to the slytherin table asides the sobs of the hat. The headmaster paled significantly at the hat's outburst.
The hall was silent for a few moments until the griffendor table broke into cries of outrage. Not even cannonblast hexes from the headmaster quieted then.
There was a resounding echoing boom as the roof was removed from the walls, everyone shut up in shock as they watched ahsoka stand there with both hands raised, energy pooling off of her in the process. She lowered the roof with a thud. "Welcome, now shut up!" many gulped at the display of raw power.
"Slytherin, Hermione. " McGonagall called. Hermione walked up and as with Draco it barely touched her head before shouting 'SLYTHERIN!'." Tonks, Nymphadora. "
A girl with hair which cycled through multiple colors was called up. It took a minute before the hat called out' Ravenclaw!' The sorting continued without incident. Ronald Weezley was in griffendor and Blaze Zambini was in slytherin.
" Welcome all to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. " Dumbledore called." I have a speech repaired but first a few words, Nitwit, oddmin, blubble tweak. Dig in. " with that banquettes of food appeared on each table and students began to dig in. Hermione and Draco were about to dig in when they were stopped by the potters, the entire table watched.
" It's cursed. " Harry stated." We did it all the time in the sith academy, lace the food with behavior altering substances to give yourself an edge in fights, this is designed to make us act like jerk to others. " the entire table had wide eyes at this.
" Here, let me. " hermione stated and waved her wand in an intricate pattern. Every single piece of food glowed red." Potion laced. " she frowned." they're right, don't eat it. "
" then what should be eat? " Grabbe complained.
" I've got some MRE's." Harry stated as he detached a small pouch from his belt and began pulling out the packs of food. "Got Bantha steaks, Rancor cutlets and tonton ribs."
"huh? " Draco asked bluntly, many looked confused.
" Bantha are like big furry animals with long tongues and horns, Rancors are massive carnivores which live in caves and tontons are like kangaroos which live on the ice planet hoth." Ahsoka explained. "Personally, avoid Tonton, they smell worse alive than dead which isn't saying much."
"Hey, who's that? " Harry asked looking at the black haired professor who kept glaring at him as the packs were handed out.
" Professor Snape, our head of house. " Draco responded with an indifferent shrug. Harry gasped in pain and held his scar." You okay Potter? "
The hall darkened considerably." Stay out of his head rancor spawn! " a woman's voice hissed in anger. Many were looking for the source of the voice.
" Don't panic! " Harry called as he stood up. With a snap-hiss his green lightsaber sprung to life, electing gasps from people." Abaloth! What are you doing here?! "
" Simple. " the voice chuckled as a humanoid shape of swirling light and darkness formed. It had two gleaming silver eyes and a large fang filled smile which literally stretched to the ears and blonde hair." Voldemort just tried to probe your mind my precious. " the being frowned and pointed dead at the turban wearing man. With a flick of her wrist he was spun around and his turban vanished to reveal a hideous face. Many screamed in fear at this. She then froze the teachers in place and a Ronald Weezley.
" You've each done something to hurt my dearest. YOU! " she snapped as a rat flew from Ronald's pocket to her hand, turning into a fat blubbering man along the way." Peter Pettigrew. " she hissed, the teachers gasped." You sold out my favorite being's parents to voldemort! " she growled. She then glared at headmort." You killed them and you! Severs Snape! Well, I can't actually fault you there, you only wanted Harry's mother to stay safe. " she smiled happily but it brought fear into the hearts of all who saw it." But YOU! " she screamed in outrage at Harry, he flinched." WHY DIDN'T YOU LET ME COME TOO? " she shrieked then pouted like a upset girlfriend." You know that I like this sort of thing. " she wined.
" How does Harry know her? " hermione whispered to ahsoka.
" Good question miss slytherin ." Abaloth called, making her jump. "He killed my daughter, son and husband who imprisoned me unfairly, now he is my new husband." many gave blank looks of shock to that. "so now he has two wives."
Everyone who could looked at Harry. "hey! She's the most powerful being in existence! I either agreed or bye bye galaxy." many gulped at this.
"pretty much. " Abaloth giggled." Bysie bye! " she giggled and disappeared with Peter, Headmort and the headmaster.
" All students go to your dorms immediately! Mister and Misses Potter come with me! " McGonagall called loudly.