They were forty miles past Needles, after several miles of construction work through the last leg in Arizona, and Yumichika was officially done. As the Starbucks coffee, as the yoga pants, done. So done. Just, done. With driving, that is. He was becoming a menace. He couldn't even keep his eyes open, let alone keep the jeep moving forward in the right lane. He saw a rest stop exit and he took it. Ikkaku was woken by the change in the engine sound, because Ikkaku was a huge ass who took naps when he was supposed to be navigating. Ass. Done.
Ikkaku looked around blearily. "Are we there yet?" He yawned and peered around at the rest stop-like locale. And lo, it was indeed a rest stop, complete with bathrooms and picnic tables and not much else. There were a few semi trucks parked farther off, but the lot was otherwise empty. "Are we staying here tonight? Won't the police throw us out?"
Yumichika barely got them into a parking spot before turning off the engine and slumping over the steering wheel. "I don't care if we're not supposed to sleep here. I'm sleeping here." He decided the wheel impression wouldn't do his face any favors, so he did his best to lean back instead. "Maybe they'll arrest us so we can sleep in jail."
"Naw, you just gotta look awake. Here, get me a marker. I'll draw eyeballs on you so they can't tell you're asleep."
Yumichika turned his head and stared. Hard. "I'm going to pretend you didn't suggest that." He calmly and deliberately got out of the driver's seat and climbed into the back. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be sleeping on my duffel bag." In moments, that is exactly what he was doing. It looked incredibly uncomfortable. Adult humans were not meant to sleep in the back of that jeep.
Ikkaku shrugged, dug a marker out of the glove box (because why not?), and did his best to perform the necessary modifications to his own face. He could not see himself in the mirror in the dim light of the restroom buildings. He was still half asleep, and not terribly artistic at his best. He assumed it would be sufficient, having done it several times in the past with no adverse consequences. He stretched awkwardly over the front seats and fell back asleep.