To be sick, or not to be sick, that was the question. I know it's a bit grose, but it just popped up into my head and I wrote it down. Here is the seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's stone. Enjoy it.
Chapter 7: The car crash.
Dudley opened one of the doors and jumped out of the car, they were still in the middle of a highway though and the driver didn't see Dudley in time. There was a loud crash and a lot of crying. Retardia and her Husband also jumped out of the car, starting to attend to a creature that looked a lot like Dudley, even though it missed part of its upper leg.
Harry looked out of the window. This was his chance, now was the time to run away. Then he remembered what had happened to Dudley after he had jumped out of the car. He started to laugh, suddenly all his sickness was gone, and he started to laugh even harder.
Far away, in a place unknown to Harry, sat a dark man (In other words: Someone from Africa). An extremely big man walked towards him. The man said: "Should I collect the… item?"
"There is no need for that, I already saw Jungle Book 2 yesterday." The dark man said, scowling.
"Not that item, sir. THE item." The big man tried again.
"You know I don't like horror movies, why would you let me watch Winnie the pooh and the stolen honey pot?" The dark man scowled even worse.
"Master, I'm not talking about a movie. I'm talking about it." The dark man said, desperate now for the other man to understand.
"Well, why didn't you say so before?" The dark man demanded. "Of course you have to collect it, and bring him with you as well."
At that, the big man departed.
Who will the dark man be? And who is the giant? Maybe you think you know, but I'm sure you don't. Cause this is my story, and I decide who kidnaps Harry… Oops, shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry the chapter's so short (Pleads for forgiveness, huge puppyeyes and stuff).Well anyway, hope you enjoyed this chapter, cause I did. And that means more people are gonna lose body parts, (Evil laugh). Anyway, please review.