Uncut Director's Edition Title: Fury Road Trip 2: Road Fast Road Furious: Yumichika's Baby: Road Trip Harder: The Long-Awaited Sequel
Ichigo Kurosaki was drowsing on his bed, nearly asleep, when he heard the creak of a floor board. A strange voice spoke quietly:
"It's close."
Ichigo's eyes shot open and he sat up. There, in the middle of his room, was the tiniest cat-burglar he had ever seen. She even had a black cat-eared hood to go with her all-black burglar get-up. They stared at each other, shocked stock-still. Then his brain caught up with what was happening. He advanced on the intruder, wielding a pointing, accusatory finger.
"What the hell are you doing in my house? What sort of lame burglar are you?"
She backed up toward the wall next to the window. Nevertheless, she seemed just as indignant. "What do you mean, 'burglar?' What are you even doing here?"
"Me? This is my house! What's 'it?' Is that burglar-speak for the safe?"
"What sort of burglar wears cat ears? I don't want whatever sad excuse for valuables a kid like you keeps in his safe! It's all porn anyway, isn't it!"
Ichigo turned bright red, clashing brilliantly with his hair. "I don't need to take that sort of insult from a third-rate burglar in my own room. How 'bout we let the cops decide if you're a real burglar?" He pulled out his phone to start dialing, but was stopped by a great crashing noise as the whole house seemed to shake. A quick glance out the window showed a semi tractor trailer sticking out of what had once been the living room wall downstairs.