So, it's me again!
And i'm here with a new chapter. And at first a little statement to the last episode ("The Damned"). At first i hated it to see Heidi and Cartman together but when i looked the episode a second time i find it in some kind cute, of all the McDonalds scene. But Heidi's last sentence. I can watch this scene so many times i want, it ends everytime that i freak out and throw my Monster Energy through my room (One time the energy drink hitted my mirror. Thank god he don't broke.) And then i laugh because of the picture when Heidi shows Cartman her vagina.
And to all "Heidi is now Cartman's girl.''-dudes. Calm down. This is just a fanfiction and Cartman has his time in this fanfiction too. But in this fanfiction they don't come together and even when i actually like how they acting together (I was more the Cartman x Red shipper) i don't want to change the whole story because some of you saying "Cartman x Heidi rules". Just chill and get over it! (... the author let the mic fall down and in the background plays Rise Against while he got off the stage.)
South Park and his characters are the work of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The idea to this fanfiction and the character of Kevin Krieger are mine.
Rates and Reviews are welcome!
Part TWO: Meeting J.J. Abrams
On the next day the two Kevins, Douglas and Francis were on the way to the Denver airport. With the money Kevin earned with the donations from the live streaming of Counter Strike: Global Offensive it was very simple to pay the tickets for the bus to Denver and the flight to New York where J.J. Abrams lives. When they arrived New York City they take the next bus to Los Angeles where the producent lives. As they saw the villa of J.J. Abrams they were not surprised that his house have even a pool in the fore yard. But they weren't here to jump in his pool but to ask him for his help to get back on good terms with the girls.
''Hey, what are you kids doing here!'' says the security man with a grim face and two doberman behind the gate.
''We want to speak Mister Abrams?'' Kevin asked straight.
''Like a million of americans and of course Star Wars fans.'' the guard said and rolled his his eyes.
While Francis and Douglas tried convince the security man that their request is very important for their town and their country and even the world Kevin Stoley tipped the other Kevin on the shoulder.
''Isn't this the security guard from the shopping mall who worked a time long at Tokens house?'' asked the Stoley boy Kevin.
''Do you mean the one ive kicked in the ass when we all played with the stick of truth?'' asked the german boy.
''Yes.'' said the black haired boy.
Kevin then looked closer at the guard and it was him. The guard who sprayed pepper spray in his eyes when he played with the others with the stick of truth. ''Yeah. It's him. And I know what to do.'' said Kevin determined. ''Kevin, give me your light saber. I hope you have it by you.''
Kevin Stoley take off his backpack and take out his green light saber and give it to his friend.
''Hey. Man. Do you remember on me?'' said Kevin when the green-lighting blade cames.
''What do you mean?'' asked the officer confused.
''Little tip. Colorado, South Park. The kid in the mall who played with firecrackers and you was to dumb to find me. You're were fired because of me. And then at the Black's house. The kid who kicked you in the nuts. Got an idea?'' said Kevin uninterested to provocate the men while he made some moves with Kevin Stoley's light saber.
''You god damn prick. I'll beat you into the next century?'' said the man when he grabbed his truncheon.
The man began to swing the stick in Kevins direction and he blocked his attacks with the light saber. The guard then take a beat on the light saber where Kevin had to take his second hand but with this his defense was down and the security guard grabbed him on the collar and as they were face on face the boy saw the anger in the mans eyes. Kevin than give the man a head butt from which the security guy steps back and hold his head and released the boy from his grip. He than take the chance and kicked the man in the nuts from what he finally goes down. As they opened the gate they saw the two dobermans storming onto the four kids but Douglas grabbed the pepper spray of the guard and sprayed it into the dogs eyes. The dogs losed their vision from the spray and overrun each other.
So the way to J.J. Abrams house was clear. No other complications.
They passed the 109 yard long pool in the fore yard of the villa before they finally reach the door of J.J. Abrams house. Kevin than ringed on the clock and a butler appeared.
''Yes?'' he asked uninterested because he thought they were just some random Star Wars fans or very young paparazzi.
''We want to speak to Mister Abrams please?'' said Kevin.
''No autograms. No interviews. No photos! Mister Abrams is very busy with writing the script for the ninth episode of Star Wars.'' the butler than said like someone would dictate him this.
''We don't want any autographs.'' said Kevin stern.
''Hey. I surely want a autogram from J.J. Abrams.'' Kevin Stoley said.
''No autograms, No videos, No interviews and No questions to the new Star Wars movie. And yeah. They still negotiate with Tom Cruise about his gage on the new Mission Impossible movie.'' the butler answered.
''We don't give a fuck about Tom Cruise. We want to see Mister Abrams!'' said Kevin when he squeezed the light saber who's still was in his hand.
''But he don't have the time to sign your Star Wars posters!'' said the butler still blocking the door.
''That's it! Doug. Give him a dose!'' Kevin ordered Douglas. His friend then sprayed with the pepper spray in the mens eyes.
''Ahhh! God damnit! My eyes!'' the butler said when the hold his eyes and run away; maybe to the next toilet to wash it out.
As they entered the villa they heard some steps from the upper stage. They waited in front of the stairs because they know who made this steps. Then the double doors opened a big cloud of fog flew out of the room.
''God damnit. And i thought that Bono is the only one who have a fog machine in his hallway.'' Kevin rolled his eyes because Stan telled him a few times about his meeting with the U2 front man.
Then finally J.J. Abrams appeared.
''Oh my god! That is J.J. Abrams!'' Kevin Stoley said with the voice of a screaming fangirl.
''What is going on here?'' J.J. Abrams said with a stern look on the boys. ''Rupert? What are this kids doing here. I already said your kids can only use the pool in the backyard.''
Kevin and his friends then go upstairs and since he began his journey he thought for the first time he comes closer to his destination.
''Mister Abrams. Sorry when we interrupt you-'' Kevin started.
''What! Interrupt! Since i'm back from the Academy Awards i'm writing on the script for the ninth episode of Star Wars and i'm glad for every break i can take. So what do you want?'' J. asked while he leaned himself on the ceiling.
''Mister Abrams. We came from Colorado because South Park and even the whole world is in danger. This new internet troll, skankhunt42, he cost almost everyone of us our girlfriends because they're still thinking he's speaking for us. And since this troll brought my girl so wide that she quitted Twitter they're taking revenge by breaking up with every boy in school. My friends too.'' Kevin explained the situation.
''And how should i help you. I'm busy with the script for Star Wars and the gage for Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible. I'm not in the movie but i'm working with McQuarrie since Rogue Nation.''
''Because you're the only one who can rescue us all. When we want to stop the troll we have to work together with the girls. Only with their help we can find out who's this guy and what's his motive. Because of him...'' Kevins hand squeezed Kevin Stoleys light saber so hard that it goes on and he swiped with anger on a vase on the banister that the vase fall down and breaks. ''Because of him my girl quitted Twitter.''
Kevin's eyes were full with anger. The producent noticed that and he realized that this boy did this all to bring this girl back. In some kind it inspired him.
''Young man. I see that you really love this girl. And i want to stop him too. This skankhunt42 put on facebook a dick in the mouth of my mother so the FBI and is already on him but they said hes acting with several IP addresses and everyone of them going into hundreds of countries worldwide.'' Abrams said.
''So that means.'' Kevin said with a half smile.
''I will help you. But i can't promise anything. Reviving relationships under this circumstances is much more harder than reboot the american national anthem or the Star Wars franchise. But i will help as much as i can.'' said the producent when he take Kevins hand to seal the deal.
As the men said this Kevins eyes got wet. He comes in his plan to bring Heidi back a step wider. When they released from their handshake he slang his hands around the producent and thanked him thousands of times. Kevin Stoley and Francis were so overwhelmed from this scene that they joined the hug.
The only one who stands on place was Douglas. He looked with a smile onto the little group. He thought group hugs were too cheesy. He just smiled until his phone buzzed.
He take out his phone and looked at the screen and he saw a new message on Twitter. He opened Twitter to look on the message. It was from his girlfriend Emily. As he looked on the text his eyes forms tears and his phone fell out of his hand and he sank on his knees.
The two Kevins and Francis noticed that Douglas was on the ground with whinerly eyes.
They already could imagine what happened so Kevin picked up Douglas phone and it was like he thought.
Emily, his girlfriend came out of the hospital and the girls told her about their plans. So she did it too. She broke up with him. It was just a cold and heartless text like she never loved him.
I BREAK UP. IT'S OVER! FOREVER!
Kevin then rushed over to him and he hugged him while he cried his sorrow into his friends Game of Thrones shirt.
''Is everything okay!'' said J.J. Abrams who still stands in the background.
''Nothing is okay. Emily. The love of my life break up with me. Only because of this son of a bitch.'' Douglas said with a bitter voice. He never had a voice like that. In this second Kevin makes on one step back to give Douglas some space. Tears streamed down his face as he take his phone back from his best friend.
''Let's just go.'' said Douglas when J.J. Abrams take his hand his shoulder and turned him around.
''Young man. You will get her back. We will help you.''
Douglas thanked the producent but he don't have a smile. He still was heart broken from the things Emily wrote. He, Kevin and Francis head out of J.J. Abrams house with Kevin's hand on the left shoulder and Francis hand on the right. A few minutes later Kevin Stoley joined them with a autogram of the producent.
They walked to the nearest bus stop there they drive back to the airport and from there back to Denver and then with the bus back to South Park.
It becomes night when they finally arrive the little mountain town. The headed out of the bus and everyone was worried about Douglas. Since J.J. Abrams said that he will help to regain his girlfriend he don't speak any word. Until the moment when the boys paths parted.
''Guys. Please don't call me the next days! I need time to think about this.'' said the heart broken boy when he goes his way home.