Two figures stood on top of Homuhara Academy rooftop early in the morning. Heck, the gates to the school haven't even open yet. The school was devoid of human life except for the two. They stared at the closed gate dumbfounded. "Avenger..."

"My bad. I thought school starts around this time" Avenger knocked his head with a silly expression looking at the exhausted Bazett. "You thought? Tell me Avenger... Which school starts at THREE IN THE MORNING?!" Bazett stomped her feet while pulling Avenger's hair in anger. Avenger cried in agony from the pain of his hair. "Ughhh! Why did we spawn here instead of the mansion?" Bazett shot a look towards Avenger. Sweating heavily, Avenger explained to Bazett "Its because starting from today the events of the holy grail war will be mainly held here. Look! There's even a bed for you" Avenger pointed towards a sofa hidden in the storage room of the rooftop. However, it was futile. Bazett's anger increased drastically. "AND YOU EXPECT ME TO SLEEP HERE?!" Bazett pulled his hair harder while he screamed, begging for help. "What really happened actually? After you whispered to me your plan I went unconscious" Bazett finally let go of Avenger then scratching her own head. "Well, lotsa things happened back there but one thing for sure... I successfully changed the plot!" Avenger claimed proudly making Bazett more confused. "Changed the plot?"

"Shi-! I mean the circumstances has changed. Hahaha" Avenger laughed with faint nervousness in his voice. "Before, you need to kill the seven masters and servants but now the condition is different. Furthermore, we're actually at an advantage" Avenger continued. Bazett lightened up at the mention of advantage with hope in her eyes. "Specifically, what change took place on the Grail war condition" Bazett cleared her throat. Avenger's eyes darkened as he inhaled a large chunk of air. "You need to find choose any one of the male servants or masters then get a happy ending with the one you've chosen" Avenger explained seriously. Bazett kept nodding as Avenger explained the new rules for the war. But, something about the rules Bazett found rather weird. "Wait. Why only male servants and masters? How about the females? And what's a happy ending? And how do you know this is certain?" Bazett asked out of curiosity.

"Hah? Of course only guys or perhaps you swing that way? And happy ending is when you successfully raised all the flags for the partner you've chosen by either dating or having an event with them without screwing up all or some of them" Avenger sighed at Bazett's question denying her last question. Couldn't take all of it in, Bazett remained fazed thinking again and again what Avenger's words meant. "Wait. Only guys? Happy ending? Date?" Bazett chanted those words for about a thousand times. "Hmm. Yeah that's how it is. I'm glad my master is fast to catch on these things" Avenger nodded before grabbing Bazett's arm. "Now lets get you chang- Huh?" as Avenger tried to pull Bazett she won't budge from her spot. Suddenly, she violently grabbed Avenger's shoulder and made him face her. "W-w-w-what do you mean date?! W-w-w-why would I-I-I date anyone?! What happened to the previous rules? And what do you mean we have an advantage? I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH MEN!" Bazett shook the fragile Aveneger violently before he fell to the ground, half awake. "Why would you initiate this plan? Why?!" Bazett screamed to his face. "B-because you asked me to...and...it'll be...funny-" Avenger fainted before he could finish his last words. "What do you mean funny?! Hey! Wake up! Change back the rules somehow! Hey!" Bazett was beet red and her eyes are spiralling. Panicking, Bazett ran around the rooftop looking for something to wake Avenger up that's safe enough not to kill him or break his body so she can ask for him to change back the rules somehow. In the midst of running around, Bazzet tripped landing face first losing her consciousness beside Avenger.

Exhausted, Shirou went to the rooftop to eat his lunch. "Ughhh... I can say that today might be bad but it have its own merits. Sigh Those two are acting strange. Rider kept ignoring me, reading her book and Saber won't stop clinging to me the whole day. Haaaah I'm beat" Shirou groaned. As he opened the door to the rooftop a shocking scene unfold before him. He dropped his lunch bread in surprise. There, two figures laying on the floor, one a male and the other female. Furthermore, the male is half naked while the female is...wearing a suit. Shirou picked back up the bread he let go and slowly approached the two figures on the floor. After closing in on the male, he poked his cheeks waiting for his reaction. "Hmmm... He's not reacting. For sure these two are alive but... Why are they up here?" Shirou stared at the female's boobs, drooling. He moved towards the female and started poking her boobs. "Hmm...no reaction too" Shirou kept poking her boobs relunctantly having no intention to stop. After 15 minutes, he grew bored to only just poking. So he planned to grope em' but since lunch was almost over he hunched over to the male attempting to wake him up. Just as Shirou was going to poke his cheeks, Avenger's eyes shot open resulting in Shirou screaming in suprise then Avenger joined in the scream with similar reason as Shirou.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Another chapter for today! I just can't somehow stop writing. Thanks for reading and drop a review if you like it.