Vacation - Simple Plan

I know a girl who's obsessed with a guy.

She talks for hours,

But still tomorrow she'll call again.

And when he thinks that this could be the end,

She calls again.

"Hey Pucky-Poo!" Moth gushed into the phone. Puck grimaced and curled his nose up at the sound of Moth's voice. "Listen you lunatic, stop calling my phone! Stay away from me!" Puck screamed as he pushed the end button. Moth had gotten out of prison after only a year. Titania apparently couldn't stand the idea that her 'beautiful fairy advisor' could be in such a disgusting place. A dungeon was no place for royalty - no matter how crazy the bitch really was. The queen swore that the year in prison had changed Moth and she would be a good fairy from now on. And when Moth realized that she could be stuck in a town with Puck forever, she jumped- well flew to the opportunity. So Ferryport Landing is where she resides, only a couple miles away from Puck. And she continuously stalks and tortures him, even when he says he hates her to her face a thousand times a day.

At 6 in the morning she waits at the door,

He tells her to leave,

But still tomorrow,

She'll be there again

She won't let go!

Once, Puck opened the door to go to school and Moth was sitting out on the front step. "Moth what are you doing here!? I told you to stay away from me. I don't understand how you're not getting this. I'm never going to like you." He complains while he quickly tries slamming the door in her face... to no avail. "Oh you don't mean that, Puck. When we get married, you'll love seeing me every morning." Moth grinned as she ran up and pushed with all her might against the door. Puck would push her off enough to finally slam the door shut and fly on the window from the second floor.

"Bye Old Lady!" Puck called over his shoulder the next day as he went out the door. And there was Moth, in the same place as usual waiting for him. When she saw him, her face lit up into a grin. "Pucky-poo!" She greeted him opening her arms for a hug. But Puck would sigh. "Every frickin' day!" He groaned while he had to twist and pry her vise-like grip on his abdomen. He would run back into the protection of the house before she could trample him with hugs and kisses.

Can't you just go somewhere on vacation?

I could book your flight and pack your bags if you want

A one-way ticket out of my life

Just watching you fly away…

I never liked you

Sabrina, Puck and Daphne were sitting in the living room watching tv when Moth's small face would pop up in the window. "Puuuuuuuuuck. Let me in!" She would whine through the window as she rapped her knuckles along the windowpane.

"Arrrrrghhhhh!" Puck would growl as he would take the remote and turn up the volume to drown out the sound of Moth's voice. Daphne would laugh so hard she had to bend over and hold her stomach, and Sabrina would send her death stares through the window.

"I can't believe that psycho is still stalking you." Sabrina said as she gets up and pulls the blinds down to cover Moth's face, just leaving her small silhouette in the window. "You'd think she'd take a hint." She growled as she plopped back down onto the couch.

"I can't blame the obsession to be honest." Puck grins as he props his feet onto the table and puts his hands behind his head. "I mean look at me! Who wouldn't wanna rip my clothes off?." He says as he looks over and winks at Sabrina.

Sabrina scoffed and turned her attention back to the tv. "She can have you for all I care." She sneered as she peered back over to see if her shadow was still present behind the blinds - it was. "As long as she doesn't try to kill me again, I'll be happy." She added as a sarcastic smile made it's way onto her face.

"Just imagine Moth flying way, way, way across the globe to another country. Like Antarctica or something!" Daphne added as she peered through the blinds to stick her tongue out at the young fairy.

"That would be the happiest day of my life!" Puck exclaimed as he looked over to still see her behind the blinds.

"GO AWAY, MOTH!" He screamed from his place on the couch.

"But I love you, Puck!" She said as she started banging on the window - once again. Puck threw a pillow at the window and watched as the little silhouette starting stomping her feet like a toddler.

She doesn't care if he tries to ignore,

He runs away but,

Still she follows,

She'll try again.

She likes to think she'll get him in the end, yeah!

"Moth, leave me alone!" Puck screamed as he ran away from the Blue Plate Diner. He accidentally walked in a little too loudly and Moth noticed and started a chase. "Puck wait up, I can't run that fast. Princesses are not supposed to be trained for running!" She would whine in a complaining tone as she held her abdomen dramatically.

"Then stop running and leave me alone you psycho killer, freak!" Puck screamed as he continued to sprint down towards the back of town. He ran in the house and locked the door behind him just in case the girl had actually caught up to him. He breathed a sigh of relief and fell down the door with his back hitting the doorknob on the way down. Moth banged on the door like a little baby throwing a temper tantrum. "You'll see someday, Puck. We were meant for each other. You and me always were supposed to be together!" She screamed before she blew a kiss through the door and flew away.

Can't you just go somewhere on vacation?

I could book your flight and pack your bags if you want.

A one-way ticket out of my life,

Just watching you fly away,

I never liked you

I never wanted you,

I never liked you

I'm not in love with you!