NOTE- I don't own any of these characters, except my own ocs. If I have bad grammar, point it out in reviews, and I will get around to fixing it. Also, I am not a psychotic maniac, and will a) tell you that if you are under 18, or still don't know what the term "stripper" means, stop reading right now. Do not read any of my stories, and go grab a cup of milk or something. B) I will write more than lemons in here (sorry, all you dirty minded folk out there). Also, I am obsessed with pokèmon. DON'T JUDGE!
Freddy was looking over he front of the ship. "Cap'n, land ahoy!" Freddy yelled at the top of his lungs. Just then, they were attacked by another ship. "Freddy, get the cannons, we be eating KFC for dinner tonight!" Foxy yelled at the top of his lungs. This encouraged Freddy, and insulted the other captain, killing two birds (I'm not sorry) with one stone. Freddy grabbed the cannons, and got them on board just as the chickens swung over to their ship. They had sharp, steel cutlasses, similar to the one Foxy used, only Foxy's was more badass. Foxy was a near mythical pirate, who controlled 5 of the seven seas. He was said to be more skilled than Davey Jones himself. It is said that he died, but won a sword fight with death, and reclaimed his life. It is also said that he can raid claw machines with one swipe of his hooked hand. The only rumor that wasn't true was the crane game one. That one is impossible. He challenged 5 of the chickens to a fit at once, and they came at him. He sliced down one with his cutlass, and attacked another with his hook. He kicked another off he boat, and insulted another so badly that it committed suicide. He was about to take a bow, when the final chicken kicked him down onto the ground. Foxy resigned himself to his death, and waited for the strike. But it never came. He heard a loud boom, and the splintering of metal and wood. He looked over at Freddy, who had managed to nail the chicken in the back with a cannonball, and it had coined on to hit the opposing ship, causing it to sink. Foxy stared at Freddy in disbelief, but his wonder didn't last too long. Just then an English military ship came up next to him. "We be toast, Freddy." Foxy yelled, running into the crowd of oncoming warriors. Foxy woke up in a sweat. He stared at his curtains, and decided to add that story to his long list of pirate stories to tell the young ones.
I know, not much for a first one-shot, but I didn't have any inspiration. Remember, I am looking for possible OCs, and ideas. THE IS A REVIEW BUTTON FOR A REASON!