Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the wacky yet wonderful characters.

A/N: I am sooo sorry I have not updated for sooo long. I have been out of state forever and I have not had many ideas. So please forgive me and please give me ideas on twin names, sexes, weddings, etc.

As Rory was walking up to the diner she saw Jess sitting at the counter reading a book. As she walked closer she noticed it was a book called Fatherhood for Dummies. She smiled and walked up to Jess. Removing the book from his hands she sat down on his lap smiling. He looked up at her angry at first but his frown turned to a smile as he saw it was Rory.

"Hey."

"Hey."

"How was the funeral?"

"It was sad but I guess a little good came out of it." Rory said pulling the letter from her hand that was behind Jess's back.

"What good can come from a funeral?" Jess asks smirking at her.

"Just read this." she said handing him the letter.

He took it hesitantly remembering the last one he read wasn't good news.

When he read it he smiled from ear to ear and hug Rory but not to tight. He started kissing Rory passionately. She stopped him because Kirk was getting awfully upset.

"Where did you get this?"

"Well Tristan left it to me."

'Why?"

"I don't know."

"Well you know what we should do first with it?"

"What?" asked Rory.

"Well you know how Luke and Lorelai aren't going on a honeymoon because Luke is afraid to leave the diner. Let's pay for them to go to Hawaii or something."

"That's a great idea. I'll get right on it." said Rory giving him a kiss and walking toward the apartment entrance in the diner.

"Get on what, Jess?" asked Lorelai as she came down the stairs.

"Dirty." said Rory walking upstairs.

"No really Jess. What is she up to?"

"Your guess is as good as mine." Jess said smirking as he picked up his book and continued to read.

"You will tell me Jess."

"All in good time." he said taking a sip of his soda.

Well I hope you like it. r & r.