Hi everyone!!! I'm back!!!!! Sorry it took me so long to update, every time I tried to work on it, something came up that I had to do. Anyways, here it is!!!!
I would like to dedicate this chapter to:
Mind Walking Rabid Squirrel
For being the ONLY ONE TO REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone please review!!!! It will keep me motivated to write more!!!!!!!!! Anyway, here is chapter 3.
Chapter 3
The plan in action: part 2, Tara and Shikamaru
The next day Ayame met Naruto in the forest clearing where they had met the day before.
"Good morning Naruto!!!! Do you remember who our victims are today?" Ayame asked.
"Of course! Believe it!!!! It was, um, um, um, who was it again?" Naruto asked.
Ayame sighed," It's Tara and Shikamaru, remember?"
Naruto shook his head," Nope, believe it!"
Ayame sighed again, "Well, you at least remember the plan right?"
"Oh, yeah, believe it!!!!!" Naruto said.
"How does he remember the plan, but not who it was for?" Ayame thought, "Ah, well, we ARE talking about Naruto here."
"Well, then let's go!!" Ayame yelled as they both ran off.
Tara was sleeping(A/N Wow, what a surprise) when Ayame came to her door. She didn't bother knocking because she knew her sister was sleeping and would sleep right through her knocking. When she came in, she went straight to Tara's bed. On her bedside table there was a megaphone that was used for getting Tara up each day. Ayame grabbed it and yelled,
"TARA TARA TARA WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tara didn't stir.
"TARA WAKE UP BEFORE I DIE!!!!!!!!!!!" Nothing.
"TARA WAKE UP, KONOHA IS PERISHING!!!!! WE NEED YOUR HELP OR WE WILL ALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tara just rolled over.
"TARA!! WAKE UP QUICKLY!!! A STORM IS COMING AND THERE ARE ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT OF CLOUDWATCHING TIME!!!!!!!! HURRY OR YOU HAVE TO GO CLOUDWATCHING TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tara sat bolt upright and said,
"I have to get out there!! Quickly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then she looked outside," Hey, there is no storm coming! You tricked me!"
Ayame smiled sheepishly," I do what I have to, Tara."
Tara sighed," What do you want? Troublesome."
"Oh no! You're turning into Shikamaru!!! I'll save you Tara!!!" Ayame yelled.
"Ayame, what do you want?" Tara changed the subject quickly.
"Oh, I came to tell you that Shikamaru wants to meet you in the usual cloud watching spot at noon, he wants to tell you something important. He says he would tell you all this himself, but he thinks it's too troublesome. Isn't that great?" Ayame said excitedly.
"Sounds pointless, thanks Ayame, goodbye." Tara said, trying to hide HER excited tone.
"I wonder what he wants? Oh, no I'm obsessing!! Obsessing is troublesome!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, Tara, calm down, you are lazy, you shouldn't be thinking these thoughts!!! Okay, now what to wear….."
Shikamaru was watching the clouds in Tara's and his usual spot for cloud watching when he heard someone behind him. He didn't pay attention until he saw a bright orange and black jumpsuit in front of him. He was wearing a fishnet shirt and a forest green jacket, dark pants and ninja sandals.
"What do you want?" Shikamaru said, "Troublesome."
"I just came to tell you that Tara wants to meet you at noon in the usual place," Naruto said, "She says she wants to tell you something important, believe it!"
"That's such a drag," Shikamaru said.
"Oh, yeah, one more thing, believe it!" Naruto said, " The carnival is coming to Konoha!!! It opens on Valentine's Day!!!! It even has a Ferris wheel! The Ferris wheel has a perfect view of the clouds! Believe it!!! Then would be the perfect time to ask Tara to it!! Believe it!!!!!"
"Sure, whatever, talking to you is such a drag." Shikamaru said.
"Okay, see you later, believe it!" Naruto replied.
Ayame met Naruto a few minutes later at Naruto's apartment.
"How'd it go?" Ayame asked.
"He's in, you?" Naruto replied.
"She totally fell for it." Ayame said.
At noon, in a forest clearing,
Naruto and Ayame were in the trees, watching on, when Tara and Shikamaru came. Tara was wearing a black sleeveless belly shirt under a black jacket, navy blue jeans, black fingerless gloves, and ninja sandals.
"Hi, Shika." Tara said sounding totally bored.
"Troublesome woman," Shikamaru replied, "What do you want?"
"What do YOU want?" Tara asked, " Ayame told me you wanted to ask me something now say it so I can go back to sleep."
"Troublesome, Naruto told me you wanted to ask me something troublesome woman," Shikamaru said yawning.
The two geniuses figured it out quickly but were too lazy to do anything. They just sat down .
"Oh, by the way, I DO have something to ask you Tara!" Shikamaru said sounding VERY unlike Shikamaru, Tara was worried.
"Okay, you're acting a little weird," Tara said.
"Well, troublesome, though it is a drag, will you go to the carnival with me? It is supposed to have the best view of the clouds in all of Konoha, or that's what I heard, troublesome," Shikamaru asked, bored.
" Okay Shika, whatever you say," Tara said.
They both laid down under their favorite tree. As Tara put her head on Shikamaru's chest like a pillow, Ayame and Naruto snuck off, knowing that they didn't need to do anything else. But before they were far away they heard….
"I love you troublesome woman," Shikamaru said.
"I love you too Shika-kun," Tara said.
"Awwwwwww, how sweet," Ayame said, " Why don't we ever say stuff like that?"
"We don't need to, believe it!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto replied.
"You're right Naruto," Ayame said. (A/N Naruto's right for once!!! The world is coming to an end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
"Next victims, Dawn and Kiba," They said together.
End of chapter 3.
Sorry again about the long wait, but please review!!!!!!!!!!!! Pretty pretty please!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would really love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The reason I made Sasuke the way he is in the story is because I really hate him(Sorry all Sasuke fans, and Cameron!!) and I wanted to make him look dumb and silly. Please don't flame me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!