DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NOTHING

AN: Hey folks, sorry about the wait. In my defence, my boss sold the business, and the new owner is half-useless, so I've taken over running a fair chunk of the store. It's a lot of stress and a lot of early mornings, so most of my afternoons have been spent sleeping instead of working on anything important, like this.

Anywho, onto important matters.

Because I couldn't write a convincing explanation of what sex is from a teenager, to basically amnesiac men, I skipped the explanation itself and moved straight on to the reactions of the men in question.

Hint: Nothing ever goes smoothly for Harry.

Also, sorry to people of other orientations and such, but you're not getting included here, because poor sheltered Harry doesn't know you exist, let alone how to explain how your sex lives (Or lack of) work alongside or separate from romance.

Read on and lemme know what you guys think. If you hate how I've done it, I may be convinced to give it another crack, but I don't think I'll be able to write a better explanation. Just a warning.

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Harry felt like his face might actually light on fire. He was veeeeeeery very determined to never look any of the men around him in the face ever again. He would have started running away more than ten minutes ago, but the last thing he wanted to do was flash the lot of them in the rush to get to his clothes.

After his somewhat stuttered explanation about the basics of sex, learned from school thankfully, and not whatever lies the Dursley's would have told him, Dragonair, Ninetails and Umbreon had started repeating back what he had told them.

With horrific added questions.

"So, the dangling thing things between our legs is called the penis, and that gets stiff in readiness for sex."

"And the sack thing underneath is called the testicles and that's where the semen is kept."

"And humans have to have sex to reproduce."

"So, what does it mean when my penis gets hard for no reason? Is that important?"

"And sex is where the man's part goes inside the woman's part."

"And then is sprays the semen inside and that forms a baby."

"And that baby grows in the woman for nine months."

"Why don't people lay eggs, like Pokémon?"

"And then the baby comes out of the woman's part."

"Are the woman's parts supposed to be able to stretch that big all the time?"

So! Fucking! Goddamn! Embarrassing!

How was it possible for it to be this awkward?!

"But you can have sex for fun or as a display of affection?"

Well, scratch that, awkwardness was now infinity +1.

"Well, you see . . . when two people love each other very much, there's usually some kind of physical attraction involved. When there is, most people have sex as a way of physically connecting and showing that love."

There, that was a description that should cut off any further questions because seriously, Harry very much wanted this moment to end and to never come back.

"So how do two boys have sex?"

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . There were no words . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

The whole lot of them looked horrendously interested in the answer, and part of Harry shrivelled up and died inside.

He abruptly stood up and left the water, summoning his clothes to him and hurriedly getting dressed. "I'm going to go start dinner, see you guys later." Harry called over his shoulder before fleeing without shame or hesitation.

He'd had more than enough embarrassment today.

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The five men watched the teenager leave before turning to each other. Dragonair gave Nintails a disapproving stare, "Why did you ask that question? Harry was clearly uncomfortable enough as it was."

The man gave a fox-like grin and shrugged, "I just wanted to know how to best show Harry my affection."

Dead silence filled the river bank for a moment as Ninetails received some very hostile, very shocked looks.

He leaned back in the water, "What? Can any of you deny that you like the little wizard?"

Lucario nodded seriously, whilst Dragonair shifted a little, "That might be true, but still-"

"But what? We're humans now, we have to play by their rules. And Harry just told us that having sex was a big sign of affection."

Umbreon and Espeon were whispering amongst themselves, so Dragonair continued, "Maybe, maybe Harry doesn't like us that much though."

He drooped a little at the thought, "What if he's just staying with us because he feels responsible for what happened to us? He doesn't seem overly thrilled to be with us most of the time."

Ninetails rose from the water, a sly smirk plastered across his face, "Well, why don't we just ask?"

He stalked off into the woods in the direction the young wizard had taken, Dragonair following close behind, protests trailing off as they disappeared from view.

Lucario looked at the two younger males still in the water with him, "You two didn't seem so shocked by most of what Harry told us."

The two shared a look, then Espeon spoke up, "Well, our trainer had a partner before he got rid of us, so we've seen people kissing before. The stuff about 'sex' is new to us though."

Umbreon leaned forwards a little, "What about you?"

Lucario smiled slightly, "Humans are a strange species, I admit. I don't know as much about them as I probably should, but Harry's explanation cleared up many of the questions I had from the moment I woke in this new form. Although, if I'd known his uncomfortableness with others seeing his naked body." Here a hint of blush appeared on Lucario's pale features. "I would have been a little more respectful when I first encountered Harry in that clearing."

The younger male laughed loudly, "I would have thought that you'd be right behind Dragonair, given how much you like him."

Lucario took a deep breath, then let it out slowly, "I am quite fond of Harry, it's true. It's only been a bit over a day, but he'd shown himself to be a kind young man, and I look forward to the journey ahead of us."

"But?"

Lucario looked skywards, trying to put his thoughts in order, "I'm not sure if you know this, but one of my abilities is to see the aura of both Pokémon and humans. Auras contain the, call it the essence of a person, the truest expression of their soul. Harry's is very pure, generous, kind, and above all, loyal." His features darkened as he thought of the taint that was clinging to Harry's aura, like a parasite, greedy and cruel. It was fortunate that it hadn't managed to taint the young man, but Lucario had never encountered such a thing and had no idea how to go about removing the vile thing.

Espeon nodded approvingly, "My senses might not be as refined as yours, but I get the same sort of feeling from Harry. It's why we decided to reveal ourselves instead of going alone. I felt that Harry was the right choice."

Umbreon slung an arm around his friend's shoulders, "And where he goes, I follow!" They shared a warm smile, and Lucario took a second to sift through the feelings of companionship and affection that danced across the auras of the two men.

The purple haired man gave the older man a shrewd look, "You didn't really answer my question though."

"During Harry's explanation, his aura was a mess of humiliation and discomfort. I wasn't happy that he felt that way, but it was too late to stop the discussion. He needed some time to cool off, and my presence wouldn't have helped that."

Umbreon smirked, "And you realised that you'd pull ahead in Harry's affections if you gave him that space, instead of forcing your presence upon him like two others are right now?"

Lucario looked away from the black haired man, face carefully blank, "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Once again, the Eeveelutions shared a look, "Suuuuure, of course you don't. Just to let you know." The two of them pinned Lucario with a surprisingly serious stare, particularly in the case of Umbreon. "We don't plan on giving up, so don't think you've won already."

The taller man stood, and stared the two down as water sluiced from his body.

"You'd better be ready then, because I have no intention of losing"

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Alright, that's a wrap.

The chapter is a little short, but I thought this was good enough for an update, and I didn't want to make you guys wait even longer.

The next chapter will probably be around the same size, and it'll be the confrontation between Harry, Ninetails and Dragonair as the latter two argue, and Harry tries to escape from the lingering embarrassment.

However, I am trying to make it clear that while they do all like Harry, it's not love or even lust just yet. They like him as a friend, but aren't sure how to express that as people, and Harry's explanation just made it worse. So, next chapter will have some boundaries getting established.

And of course, over the few chapters after that, those boundaries will be explored, stretched, demolished and let down. Get excited~~!

Until next time, lemme know what you think. Review, let me know where and what I can improve in this story, I want it to be as good as possible.