Disclaimer: Nope, still not mine.

Author's Note: I just finished watching Nocturne on my Season 1 DVD and I repeated the Kathy/Elliot convo like ten times! Kathy was jealous of Liv even in the first season! I love it!!!!!! Hahahaha! Anyways...you all wanted a quick birth so here you go!

"Oh Jesus friggin' Christ! Elliot Stabler you are a dead man!" My wife screamed at me as she held my hand in a vice grip. This birth was proving to be a lot harder than the twins, not surprisingly though. We had already been here for seven hours. At least her doctor assures us it's normal that when over 40 and having a child it's harder to give birth. I glance over at her again, face contorted into a look of pain and groaning loudly. Somehow I don't think she cares if it's normal or not, right now.

"I'm sorry Baby. Just squeeze my hand." I answer giving her a light kiss on the forehead. As I pull away she takes the hand that isn't holding mine and grabs one of my ears. And damn does it hurt.

"Elliot. Do. Not. Baby. Me." Her nostrils flared and she tightened her grip, both on my hand and my ear, as she screamed through another contraction. When it was over she pulled me closer to her and I thought she was going to whisper. Dead wrong. "You are never putting that fucking cock of yours up me again without a damn good condom and me on brith control Elliot Daniel Stabler! I don't care how damn horny you are or whose birthday it is!"

My face turned bright red when I remembered who all was in the room. All four of the older kids. Don. Casey. Alex. And get this, Kathy. She was our nurse. It hadn't really bothered us though because about a year and a half after the twins were born the four oldest had rounded the three of us up and sat us down and made us talk. For two hours! But, it ended up good. Olivia and Kathy weren't exactly friends but they were civil to each other and it was the same between Kathy and myself.

Everyone snickered and Olivia gave me a sarcastic smile before throwing her head back in pain once more. This was gonna be one hell of a long ride.

Three Hours Later

"Mom, Dad, here it is!" Kathy smiled and gently pulled the baby from the doctor's arms to show it off.

"Well?" Kathleen asked from her seat at the said of the room. Kathy looked at her strangely and Kathleen answered quickyl. "What is it?"

"Oh! I didn't know you didn't find out!" She exclaimed, blushing embarassedly. "It's a boy!"

Olivia starts laughing her ass off and points a finger at me. "I told you it was a boy! Where are Don and the boys? I want my money!"

I laugh and cut the umbilical cord, because the doctor reminds me he can't still be attached and held.

"So. Gotta name?" Alex asked after he had been cleaned up and Don, Fin, Munch, and Monique Jeffries had been let in.

"Benson Joshua Damion Stabler." They all rolled their eyes at Fin who chuckled. Damion was Fin's middle name and had decided that he saw it fit to be used. We did so since John and Don's names had also been used.

"I love it Liv. Benson is a great choice. 'Course I think you coulda done better with Damion but ya know..."John trailed off and both Liv and I smiled at him. "But where did Joshua come from? Or did you just like it?"

Dickie piped up. "Me!"

Kathy gave him a strange look. "Your name isn't Joshua."

"Nah Ma. Really?" He rolled his eyes at her and smirked. "Joshua is my favorite name. Lizzie thought up using Benson. Kathleen thought up Bryce and Maureen thought up Breanna. We all picked out a bunch of names for boys and girls and Liv and Dad narrowed 'em down to the ones they liked and let us pick the ones we wanted. Maureen and Kathleen got to chose for Bry and Bre so we got to chose for Ben. It was only fair."

Kathy looked at me wide eyed and I shrugged. Liv smiled and spoke up, "Bry and Bre say it's not fair so that's why we bought Hershey. He's a dog but for four year olds, it's about the same thing." We all laughed and I glanced down at my youngest son, laying peacefully in his mother's arms, eyes scanning the room curious. Oh yea, Bryce and Breanna had done that too. He definately had the detective genes. I then glanced to the door where Kathleen and Maureen were walking back in. They had left right after we had announced the name to get Bre and Bry from where they were waiting in the employee's lounge. Kathy had let them stay there.

"Daddy! Mommy! Is that our new baby brother?" Breanna gasped, chocolate eyes wide and glistening in excitement.

"Yep. Breanna, Bryce, meet Benson. You can call him Ben if you want to." Liv said and smiled up at me as I hoisted Bryce onto the bed beside her and Breanna into my arms so that both of them could clearly see the new member in the family.

"What's his whole name Mommy? Does he have two in the middle names like me?" Bryce asked. I laughed. In the middle. Where do my kids get the things they say?

"Yes baby. Benson Joshua Damion Stabler. Just like you, two middle names." Liv answered, laughing along with me.

"I love him, Mommy." Breanna declared.

"Me too. I love him, too Mommy." Bryce answered with a nod of his head.

"Well so do I, Munchkins. I love Benson, and I love you, Bryce, and I love you, Breanna, and I love Reen, Katie, Liz, and Dickie too. I also love your Daddy. Very much."

"I love you too, kids. All of you. And I love your Mommy very much, also." I leaned down and grabbed Liv in a kiss that made Bre and Bry make choking sounds and say "Gross!" but I didn't care. I had the woman of my dreams beside me and seven, God, seven beautiful children. How much better could life get?

Author's Note2: So...what'd you think? Good ending or do you want more? Cuz now that I've got Thinking It Over up and I'm thinking about posting another EO that I have started I dunno how much time I'm gonna have. BUT! It is ultimately up to my fans! Review and tell me what you want!