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Setting: Lunch. It used to be with my old group of friends. Justice, James, Aaron, and Sharon. Well, now it was occupied by the Four Horsemen. I beckon my friends away and got ready for a 12 minute briefing. Oh boy.

Me: So let me get this straight. From information gained by your boss, the Rainfall Testament is a weapon at this school that will activate when passed onto the Trigger, the person that will activate it.

Death: That is correct.

Me: My objective is to "fulfill my role as an Agnum to unleash the powers of the 4 horsemen on those who try to kill me or disrupt the goals of your organization."

War: Could we get on with this? Are you sure this kid's the one and we didn't just spook him?

Famine: Yeah I'm hungry. I crave pure flesh...

Conquest: This IS the one. All methods of behavior and analyzation of emotions dictate such. The briefing said so and we have to guide him. Control yourself "Sarvty", you're always hungry.

Death: The Big Boss wants us to protect you and unleash our powers to eliminate the target that will destroy you and bring about the end of a great future. Yes, all of that is correct. Do you want to know more about us?

An inquisitive question, and yet I feel she really wants to know more about me. In other ways that I really don't want to know of right now.

Me: Yes. If your intel was able to find out that the Trigger was at this school, what's to stop your group from knowing who it is? If so, why do you need me to "activate" you guys and kill the Trigger? Couldn't you do it yourselves? Is your boss God? What powers do the agnum have? Is this like Fate/Stay Night where you're my servants? Will Sarvty eat me?

Death: Some information was not disclosed by the Big Boss, and some information he does not know. We need you because you have to activate the seals on our powers to find our targets. Our powers have been laid dormant for this mission and other missions that we have carried out. Those restrictions are necessary to ensure the safety of bystanders and you will control the usage of our powers. Big Boss is not God. He is one in a long line of mortal entities called the Gatekeeper that watches over Earth. As said, the agnum activates the seals on our power and lets loose our collective abilities to protect you and ascertain the identity of the Trigger. We are not your servants. We have our own free will and will act like our own selves, but will always protect you as it's our number one priority.

Conquest: And Sarvty will not eat you at all. All odds point to a 99% probability he will consume someone else before the end of this mission, however.

War: I'll punch his face in if he tries. Anymore questions pipsqueak, or are you gonna buy us lunch?

Famine: Yes... I crave the good stuff.

A cute girl that would fit into any clique, a jock with anger issues, a nerd with an absurd amount of brainpower, and an edgy skinhead with appetite issues walk into a bar. The bartender asks: What would you like? They respond: It's raining a lot outside. How about some Rain vodka.

I'll need more than 4 drinks to keep these guys under control. I'll have to find a way to not have them seduce me, punch out everyone, get caught in a cheating scandal, or get in a school incident with biting. My day just got a hell of a lot more interesting.

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