Hello people of Fanfiction! It's the Bell of Bells here with another important update!
I NOW HAVE A CO-AUTHOR!
Her name is MajorIndecision and she was kind enough to fill in OC slots using her characters Honey the Salazzle and Xiahul the Xatu!
The 3 hosts all stand at the dock with grins. Well, Lunala has a grin. If you count Necrozma's sadistic smirk and Solgaleo's frown.
"Greetings viewers! Ladies! Gentlemen! Children!" Exclaims the Prism Pokemon. "Welcome to the first ever episode of Total Pokemon Comeback!" He grinned, his arms outspread. Lunala claps for him, but Solgaleo rolls his eyes in annoyance.
"We are gathered here today to entertain you at the expense of these 24 clueless campers!" He chuckled. "The last pokemon to stay in the game is also rewarded..." He pauses, but it takes longer than usual as a Gumshoos intern scurried over to hand him the briefcase. Necrozma glared at the pokemon.
"Those missing 5 seconds of airtime are coming out of your paycheck Bart." He growled.
"But you don't even pay us!"
"Exactly. You went from 0 dollars to negative 5 dollars. You will literally give me 5 dollars every hour." He boasted as the intern mumbled some not-so-nice words and shuffled out of camera frame. Necrozma opens the case, revealing a large amount of money. "They will be rewarded 10 million dollars!" He jeers as he tosses the case away, and a scream is heard before a loud crash which the hosts happily ignore.
After this occurence, the sound of a speedboat is heard in the distance and Necrozma looked pleased. "Oh look! Our first victim! And a veteran at that!" He laughs as the boat stopped near the dock. A Munchlax hopped off the boat, walking towards the hosts.
"Well, if it isn't Laxish the Fatass!" Laughed Solgaleo as Laxish groaned. "Why do I keep signing up for these things?" He asks, walking past the lion. "Because the author asked your creator and he agreed." Said Lunala.
She is then suddenly shoved out of the way by a Cofagrigus. "FOURTH WALL!" He exclaimed. He was immediately sent flying by Necrozma's Prismatic Laser.
"Egridos shut up, you aren't supposed to be here. Go back to Mew and Victini." He groaned as another boat approached, carrying a Xatu. It steps off the boat, staring at the sun.
"Hey there! It's a newbie! Welcome Xiahul!" Said Lunala as the Xatu looked at her. "My name isn't Xiahul, Lunathuliux. My name is Xiahulvatex-"
"Nope. Too long." Said Solgaleo. Lunala was a bit creeped out and confused. "Were you... talking to me?"
"Yes, Lunathuliux. But now I must talk to Solgaxhiuth." He told her, turning to the lion. "My name-"
"-is too long." He ended for him. Xiahul just stares at him before walking over to the beach where Laxish sat, as the munchlax used a stick to draw a Casteliacone in the sand.
Another boat approaches, carrying a shiny Pawniard. She walks over to the hosts with a wave. "Hiya!" She said.
"Welcome Tiffany!" Giggled Lunala. "Welcome indeed." Laughed Solgaleo as Tiffany looked a little weirded out. "W-What do you mean?"
Necrozma laughs "You've been on these shows before, Tiff. You should know what you're walking into." He said as Tiffany walks away, completely clueless.
As she does so, another speed boat approaches carrying an Incineroar, who had his arms crossed with a smirk. He gets up onto the docks and Solgaleo grins. "Oh look! Our first gay guy! Welcome Randall!"
Randall apparently didn't take the comment kindly as he starts towards the lion. "You know I have a type advantage over you right? Wait. I have 2 advantages over you." He growled.
Necrozma gets in between the 2 pokemon. He grins at Randall "New rule! If you harm a host, you're automatically eliminated!" He said. Solgaleo gives a mocking laugh "Just try to hit me now fa-" before he could finish, he is hit in the head by Necro. "New rule! No messing with the gay contestants!" He said with a grin. Randall growled grumpily before walking over to the beach and sitting next to Tiffany.
Tiffany noticed the ring on his finger. "Oh! Is that a wedding ring?" She asks.
Randall nods. Tiffany grins "Who's the lucky girl?"
"Guy." He corrected her. Tiffany frowns a bit "Oh! Sorry, I didn't know-"
"It's fine."
Another boat hits the docks, with a female Frillish floating over to the hosts.
"Hey there Hex! How's the afterlife?" Asks Lunala. Hex just rolls her eyes "I know Im a ghost-type but that doesn't mean I'm dead." She told them
"Potato potahto." Groaned Lunala. Hex huffed in annoyance and floated to the beach.
Another set of boats arrived, they each carried a Hakamo-o. One Hakamo-o was busy reading a book, whilst the other had a cocky grin. The one reading had a necklace with the 'yin' symbol, whilst the other had one with 'yang'.
"Look out Necrozma! Guess who just arrived!" Boasted the one with the yang necklace. Necrozma rolls his eyes
"Hello Hairu." He said with little enthusiasm. The Hakamo-o walks over to him, whispering to him "Did any cute girls come yet?" He asks with a grin.
"Yeah. A Pawniard and a Frillish."
"Nice." He chuckled "Come on sis!" He motioned for the other Hakamo-o to come over. The other looks up, a blank expression on her face. She just walks past the hosts without a word. Solgaleo growled at this. "Nice to meet you too Heira!" He said sarcastically.
Another boat arrived. This one carries a Trubbish. It hops on the dock with a grin. "You guys sent me on a garbage boat! Thanks for the all-you-can-eat buffet!" He laughed, letting out a hiccup.
Necrozma rolls his eyes "Yeah, yeah, whatever Luther. Don't worry, there is plenty of litter around this island for you to feast on." Luther grinned happily "Can you direct me where?"
"No. Then you'd be happy."
Luther frowned at this and walked over to the others as the next boat arrived, carrying an Alolan Marowak. The Marowak just gets on the dock, clearly angry.
"What's wrong now, Rhonda?" Asked Solgaleo, unamused.
"The driver tried to dump my ass in the ocean, that's what. So I threw him overboard." She growled, brushing past the hosts.
As she approached the beach, Hairu grins at her. "Fiery, I like that." He chuckles. Heira takes notice and just rolls her eyes as Hairu is smacked in the snout by the Marowak. "Don't try anything Scaley! You ain't my type." She growled, walking away.
"Touché..." muttered Lunala.
2 boats arrive at the docks this time. One carried a shiny Treecko, the other had a very smiley Bronzong. The Treecko tries to get off the boat, but trips and falls on his face. Solgaleo laughs at the lizard's misfortune.
The Bronzong takes notice and floats over to the Treecko. "Hey, you okay bud?" He asks with a kind smile. The Treecko gets up, looking up at the bell. "Y-Yeah, I'm fine..." He said shyly.
"Wow! A newbie AND a veteran! Welcome Jester, Carson!" Exclaimed Lunala. Jester looks at the bat "Umm, thanks." He said.
"She doesn't mean it, beat it. The others are on the beach." Grunted Solgaleo. Carson frowns and floats with Jester down to the beach.
Tiffany was talking with Randall. "I'm waiting for a friend. We signed up together." She giggled. Randall chuckled back "My husband's on his way too."
"Oh? I can't wait to meet him! From how you talk about him, he sounds like a great guy!"
"Damn right he is." He laughs. The Bronzong floats up behind him "That's a bad word." He tells him, making the wrestler-cat jump in surprise.
"Fuck!" He exclaims, falling backwards into the sand. Carson covers his mouth. "I'm so sorry! I-"
He is cut off by being pulled into a tight hug from Tiffany. "Carson!" She laughs. The bell chuckles in response "Hiii..." Randall growls on the ground. "A little help would be nice." He said angrily, making the 2 steel-types separate and help up the cat.
Meanwhile 3 boats arrived. Each carried a different pokemon, one carried a Salazzle that wore an absurd amount of jewelry, another carried a Mamoswine that was devouring a bowl of poffins, and the third carried a Gardevoir that had a red dress and a gardevoirite stone in the hem of the dress.
They all walk off the boat as Necrozma greeted them. "Welcome! Kanaya, Honey, M.P.S." He told them. Laxish waddled over to the Mamoswine and gave it a high five. The mammoth looked surprised. "Laxish!? You're here too!?" He asks in disbelief.
"We signed up together, M."
"...Ohhhh!" He drones in realization. M.P.S hears someone clear their throat behind him.
"Excuse me?~" Asks a silky smooth voice. M.P.S. turns to see Honey the Salazzle, grinning at him. She puts a hand on his cheek.
"Would a big boy like you be so kind as to move out of the way for me?~ Pretty please?~"
The Mammoth blushes wildly and stammers. "Uhh yes! Y-Yes ma'am! I mean miss! I... I... I'll get out of your way now." He said, lovestruck as he moves to the side...
...falling into the water.
The Salazzle giggles at this and blows him a kiss as he struggles to stay above the water. "Thanks hon!" She said as she strutted over to the beach.
The hosts laugh at M.P.S's misfortune, whilst the gardevoir, Kanaya, uses psychic to help M.P.S. our of the water. "Are you okay?" She asks him, worried.
"Y-Yeah, I'm fine miss... uhh-"
"Kanaya."
"Right. Just... t-thanks!" He told her.
The pokemon make it to the beach as 3 more boats arrive. One carried a Sigilyph who observed the hosts with a strange look, the next carried a Houndour who was just reading a book, and a Toxapex, who just sat there, hiding under his tentacles.
Solgaleo approaches the Toxapex. "Hey, dipshit! You're here!" He yells at the Brutal Star. The pokemon quivers as it opens one of the flaps revealing it's face. He stared in terror at the lion.
"Boo." He said with an evil smirk.
The Toxapex screams in fright and jumps off the boat into the water. The Sigilyph stared at the occurence and hummed to himself.
"Interesting. This Toxapex appears to have shown plenty of cowardice. You scared him so much I don't even think he realized you had a type disadvantage." He told Sol. The lion just rolls his eyes with a chuckle.
"He's a wimp, what can I say?"
The Sigilyph just shrugged it's wings. "However this Houndour..." He turns to the hound who silently read to herself. "She has not spoken a single word during the ride and she has shown little to no emotion."
"Whatever. I'll handle it." He told him. The pokemon floats over to Necrozma. "Welcome! Tiamat, Ally... Cyrus..." He said the last name with little enthusiasm as the brutal star, Cyrus, washed up on the shore, cowering in fear.
The Houndour, Ally, just walks off the boat without a word and goes over to the beach, in a shady spot far away from the other contestants.
3 more boats approach. One carried a Salamence, the next carried a Lopunny with white fur and a pink scarf, and the last carried a Phantump that had a purple cape flowing behind him.
The Phantump was busy talking to the Lopunny. "Why did the Delibird cross the road?" He asks cheerfully.
The Lopunny rolls her eyes with a chuckle "I don't know, why?"
"He didn't! He got hit by a car and died!" He laughs entirely as if it were the funniest thing in the world. The Lopunny just frowns, clearly uneasy. She walks down to the dock.
"Paradiso! Welcome!" Said Lunala. The Lopunny grins "Thanks Luna! Glad to be here!"
"Yeah whatever." Said Solgaleo. "Go stand with the others." He told her as Paradiso nodded and left.
The Phantump floats towards the hosts with an unusually happy grin. "Hey! Necro!"
Necrozma sighs, uneasy. "W-What is it, Will?"
"Wanna see a magic trick?"
"I really don't-"
Will sets down a Pokeball on the dock and dramatically covers it up with his cape. "Behold! I will make this standard pokeball disappear!" He lifts up his cape immediately, putting it back on. The pokeball is gone.
"Tada!" Will beams in pride, but the same pokeball rolls out from behind him. Will chuckles nervously. "I meant to do that!" He said quickly.
"Sure you did, get outta my face." Said Sol. Will frowns and floats over to the others. The Salamence flew over to the hosts, unhappy.
"Thanks for putting me in a group with a psycho plant."
"No problem Draco!"
The Salamence growled and walked towards the beach next to Cyrus, who was still shaking.
3 more boats were approaching the docks. One boat carried an Alolan Raichu, the second carried a Mimikyu, and the third harbored a Noctowl that had a decorative black flower behind her ear. The 3 females all approach the hosts.
The Raichu rides on her tail with a grin "Heeeeyyy!" She giggled. Necrozma smiled.
"Candy! Welcome!"
She smiled happily "Thanks Necro! I'm glad to be here!" Candy told him before hearing a scream.
"ARGH! You little...!"
On the beach, Draco was examining his now swollen tail. Cyrus quivered cowardly as he backed away. "I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean t-to!"
Before Draco lost his temper, he sighed. "It's... it's fine. Just don't let it happen again." He told him.
Cyrus nods quickly and scurried away towards the dock. "Mr. Solgaleo I wanna go home!" He yells, opening up his flaps.
However, his frightened expression changes to surprised when he sees Candy. She looks at him with a smile.
"Hi! What's your name?"
"I... I..."
She tilts her head, waiting for an answer.
"C-Cyrus." He answered, blushing madly
"Ooohh! Cool name! I'm Candy!"
Xiahul notices the occurence. "I predict they will be successful." He says, staring back up at the sky.
Candy helps Cyrus back to the beach as the Mimikyu shyly walked towards the hosts. "Umm... hi." She whispered.
The hosts all shudder. "M-Mimi..." the groaned. Mimi sniffled and shuffles off the dock while crying over to the beach.
The Noctowl shyly approached the hosts.
"Hi there Felicia!" Greeted Lunala. Felicia looks away shyly and flies over to the other contestants.
"Not very social is she?"
5 more boats approach at this point. The final boats.
The leading boat carried a shiny Jynx, the second carried a Lucario, the third carried a Fennekin, the fourth carried an Aron, and the fifth carried a Glaceon.
Necrozma grins "Everyone's here..."
The Aron hops on the dock with the Glaceon. The Aron had a Shell Bell.
"I personally thank thee for acceptance in this competition!" Announces the Aron, bowing to Necrozma.
"Yeah, whatever Shelley, just go over with the others." He tells her. Shelley nods and walks over.
The Glaceon shyly struts over. She looks away, avoiding eye contact.
"Hey there Alexa." The Glaceon just looks down shyly and runs off. Lunala looks confused. "Did I scare her?"
"No, she's just a wuss with no backbone." Said the Jynx, adjusting her flower pin.
"Ah Jenny. The empress of what we call bitches." Grinned Necrozma. Jenny huffed in annoyance.
"If anything I am the empress of beauty and talent!"
"More like empress of bitchiness and ego." Whispered Lunala.
Jenny rolls her eyes and goes back to the others. She sees a nice shady spot, but Heira was sitting there.
"Um, excuse me, but you're in my spot." Said Jenny, crossing her arms with a smirk. Heira glances up from her book. "Last time I checked you don't control where I sit."
"Well, I deserve that spot. I am the clear winner after all, so move it bitch."
Heira doesn't comply, she just keeps reading.
Jenny growls "Fine! Be that way! I'll find my own spot!" She huffed, walking off.
The Lucario gets off the boat, about to greet the hosts. He is however suddenly pounced on by Randall.
"Babe!" He laughed, hugging the Lucario. Necrozma smiles "Awww, young love!" He chuckled. "Welcome Jaxxon!"
Jaxxon was struggling to get his husband off him, laughing. "R-Randy! People are staring!"
"I know!~"
He rolls his eyes with a chuckle.
"Does anyone want to see a MAGIC trick?!" Shouts the Fennekin behind the happy couple, putting a lot of emphasis on the word magic.
He caught the attention of Hex and Will, who immediately turn their heads. "Magic?!" They ask simultaneously. The exchange looks with a blush.
The fox grins "Ahh yes, acknowledgement." He chuckled, walking past Jaxxon and Randall.
Necrozma cringes "Ohh Arceus... hello Hazel-"
Hazel brushes past him, not even acknowledging him. He walks over to Will and Hex.
"Oh, so you are also lovers of magic?" He asks. Hex giggles "I like magic, but I'm not a magician." She tells him.
"I am!" Said Will proudly.
"Ah, maybe I can teach you a thing or two."
"Too bad!" Said Lunala.
The hosts all gather up the contestants, grinning. They stand in front of the run-down cabins. Jenny scoffs "You cannot be serious. You expect us to sleep HERE!?"
"This looks nothing like the brochure." Said Hazel.
"Yes. We expect you to sleep in these cabins, but for now, it's time to divide you all into teams!"
Lunala and Solgaleo hold up 2 banners. Lunala's banner was sky blue with a Beartic on it, and Solgaleo's was lime green with a Flygon on it.
Necrozma clears this throat.
"For Team A, with Lunala..." He starts
"Carson, Tiffany, Jaxxon, Paradiso, Draco, Ally, Xiahul, Heira, Randall, Alexa, Will, Hex, Tiamat, and Felicia!"
The respective campers group up and hold the banner. "You are the Ballistic Beartic!"
"Oooh!" Carson giggled "Cool name!"
Tiamat raises a wing.
"Yes Tiamat?"
"Beartic are not actually ballistic. They attack only when provo-"
"Shut up, we aren't going to be THAT accurate!" He told him.
"Now, the rest of you: Rhonda, Hazel, Jenny, Luther, Laxish, M.P.S, Kanaya, Candy, Cyrus, Mimi, Honey, Shelley, Jester, and Hairu!"
The respective competitors carry their banner. "You are now the Furious Flygon!"
Xiahul and Tiamat both raise a wing.
"No. You guys can ask me questions later."
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Necrozma: This is the confessional! Here, you can tell the audience what you think, how you feel... who you liiike...
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Honey: *grins* The competition doesn't look very tough. I mean, I've got 2 fatasses and a garbage bag on my team!
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Carson: Hehe! It's so good to be back!
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Cyrus: *pokes his head out from under his tentacles* Umm... I take back what I said about wanting to go home...
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Laxish: Something tells me these guys are gonna suck just as much as Mew and Victini.
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Hairu: *chuckles with a sigh* I took a good look at my team, and after close inspection, I realized that they NEED me! Also, I'm going up against my sis, so things will get heated really quickly... I hope.
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Heira: *sighs* Going up against your rival can be satisfying, but when that rival is your overconfident brother...
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Hex: *giggles in a lovestruck daze* Guess who.
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Will: *struggling to make his pokeball disappear*
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Kanaya: That Mamoswine and that Munchlax seem nice. Maybe they could be... *she pauses, a tear streaming down her face* ...family...
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Mimi: *looks down sadly* I-I... Umm
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Jester: Honestly, I think that Bronzong, Carson was it...? I don't know, but I think he could be a good friend of mine.
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Ally: *just reads a book, turning off the confessional light*
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Hazel: WHO TURNED OFF THE SUN IN HERE!?
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Rhonda: *turns on light, sighing* That fire fox ran outta here in a frenzy. Wonder what that was about...
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Luther: This is great! I found the junkyard! I also found enough junk to build myself a house! It's like they say; one man's trash is another man's treasure.
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M.P.S: *devouring malasada*
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Candy: Cyrus looks pretty nice, for a poisonous starfish that is.
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Xiahul: *stares up at the sun*
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Randall: I already don't trust our team.
Jaxxon: Why's that?
Randall: Ally never talks, Draco looks intimidating as hell, Will's WAY too happy...
Jaxxon: Don't worry Randy, we'll get through this.
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Tiffany: *giggles* Randy and Jax are so cute together! But not as cute as Carson! *blushes, realizing what she just said*
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Felicia: *groans* I swear, my team is completely useless.
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Shelley: I shall not be intimidated by the enemy team. Even if they have a... d-dragon...
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Tiamat: *is taking notes* A lot of interesting pokemon here. Honey appears to experience signs of kleptomania... how would she act if I hid one of her jewels...?
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Paradiso: Something tells me that this isn't going to be fun.
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Alexa: Umm... my team is nice, I guess...
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Draco: Great. Just great. I'm on a team with an insane stump.
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Jenny: *scoffs* This island looks nothing like in the commercials!
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Necrozma approaches the dock, grinning.
"Well, these are all 28 of our victims! Thank you for sending them in for your entertainment!"
"Next episode, we will start our first challenge!