LAST TIME ON TOTAL POKEMON COMEBACK! We introduced our 28 new victims and divided them into teams! The Furious Flygon and The Ballistic Beartic!
I've gotten plenty of constructive criticism from you guys and I'm trying to keep all of it in mind as I write.
Thank you for reading!
The camera pans over to the cabins. In the Beartic Boys' Dorm...
"Wow! These are just like from Total Maniacal Island!" Exclaims Carson, laying on the top bunk. "Memories galore!"
Will was busy organizing the magic kit he brought to the island. "I'm glad Necro gave us time to settle in!" He giggled. Draco rolls his eyes on the bottom bunk next to Jaxxon. "If anything its strange. They wouldn't just let us relax before a challenge."
"Well maybe they would!"
"You really don't understand do you?"
"Understand what?"
Draco groaned, lowering his head.
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Draco: I'm never gonna win with a team like this! So far the only useful people on my team are Randall, Jaxxon, Xiahul, Paradiso... and that's about it. I need to know these guys better to know who's a threat and who won't get in my way.
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Tiamat was writing notes down in his notebook. Randall stares for a moment, concerned. "What are you doing?"
"Taking informative notes on all of the competitors and my teammates." He told him simply. Randall raises an eyebrow. "So... I'm in there?"
"Everyone is. It's better to know your friends AND enemies. Granted I haven't made either, but it is better to be prepared."
Randall glances at the notes and sees his name at the top. He reads it aloud to himself. "Homosexual, has inability to control anger... are you stalking us!?"
"No. I'm an anthropologist. Not a stalker."
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Tiamat: Hmm, I must add to my notes. Randall; quick to judge.
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Randall: Alright, that... thing... is making me uncomfortable.
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Xiahul is staring out the window, directly up at the sun. Draco rolls his eyes. "Hey! Xiahul! You okay?" He asks him. Xiahul turns to him and stares at him. "I am fine Drathiulunt." He says with no emotion in his voice as he turns back to the sun. Draco and Jaxxon exchange looks.
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Jaxxon: Alright, I'll be honest. Xiahul doesn't seem very useful. If anything he's just kind of annoying. If he doesn't prove himself to be a useful asset in this challenge he could be in danger of leaving.
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Xiahul: *is staring deep into the camera lense*
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Meanwhile, in the Beartic Girls' Dorm...
"No. You can't bunk with me."
Hex crosses her tentacles, puffing her cheeks in annoyance. She glared at Ally. "Why not? Yours is the only bunk left!"
"I want to be alone. Besides, I don't know what you could do at night that could disrupt my sleep." Ally said with an indifferent expression. This only seemed to upset Hex more. "Then where will I sleep!?"
"On the floor. I really couldn't care less."
Hex pouts, but Tiffany pats her shoulder. "Don't worry, we'll find you a place to sleep." She told her, glaring daggers at Ally. Heira notices and gets up from her bed. "Here." She said without emotion.
Hex turns and gasps in happiness. "Really? You didn't-"
"It's fine."
Hex pauses, but smiles happily. "Thanks Heira!" She giggled.
Heira sits on the floor, reading a book. "Don't mention it."
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Hex: So far I only like Tiffany and Heira. Ally's a big meanie. Though I don't have many opinions on the others. Felicia and Alexa are both very shy, hopefully they'll warm up to me. But Paradiso, something about her just makes me... uneasy.
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Heira: Hex doesn't deserve to be treated like that. She didn't do anything wrong. I understand Ally wants to be alone, but she doesn't need to make people unhappy.
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Paradiso was getting her bunk ready, looking down to see Alexa on the bottom bunk. "Hey there!" She waved. Alexa jumps and looks up in surprise. "O-Oh, hi..."
"You okay?"
"What? Oh, y-yeah I'm fine."
Paradiso raises an eyebrow. "Alright, just making sure." She says before going back to organizing her things.
Alexa just lays in bed, trying to take a nap. However Felicia looks at her, confused.
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Felicia: Alexa seems to be the weakest link on this team at the moment. But I wanna see if she's valuable or not. If not, she's gone.
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In the Flygon Boys' Dorm...
"So you've been on this show before?"
Jester sat on the top bunk, talking to M.P.S and Laxish. He quickly made friends with them after a short talk with them.
"Yeah, but on a different show with different hosts." Said Laxish, who sat on M.P.S's back. "Mew and Dicktini."
"You mean Victini?"
"No. DICKTINI." Said M.P.S "Can you guess why?"
Jester blinks and sighs "Because he's a dick?"
"Bingo."
Jester frowns "Wow, I feel bad for you guys." Laxish and M.P.S sigh "Don't worry about it, it's fine." Said Laxish.
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Jester: Damn. Those 2 look and sound like they've been to Hell and back... wait. If they say these shows are as bad as they say they are, what's gonna happen to me?
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Cyrus was hiding under his tentacles, sitting on his bottom bunk. Hairu was on the floor next to him, doing push ups with Hazel on his back. He stops, panting. He turns to M.P.S. "Hey! Bud!"
The Mammoth turns to him, confused. "Me?"
"Yeah, stand on my back. Gimme a little weight."
M.P.S looks hesitant, but nods. "Alright, sure!" He stomps over to him, not even noticing Hazel was already there. Hazel stares in horror at the Mamoswine.
"NO! DUMMY! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS-" he is crushed mid-sentence by M.P.S, who sits on Hairu's back. Hairu grunts and does more push ups, despite the muffled cries of Hazel.
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Hazel: *his fur is ruffled and he is panting* MY LIFE FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES! THAT MAMMOTH IS GONNA GET IT SOMEDAY!
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Hairu looks around for a minute before raising an eyebrow. "Hey... where's Luther?"
Where indeed. The trash heap wasn't in the cabin.
In the junkyard...
Luther was busy searching through large piles of trash and scrap, a sack over his shoulder filled with junk. He pops out of a junk heap, gnawing on an old tire.
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Luther: I'm not big on sleeping with other people. I prefer to be alone somewhere that feels like home.
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He grins, dragging his sack of trash with him into a cave...
In the Flygon Girls' Dorm...
Kanaya was busy getting settled in, chatting with Candy.
"So where are you from, Candy?" Asks Kanaya.
"Oh, nowhere that special..."
Meanwhile, Mimi was lying on her back on the bottom bunk. She sighs, finally relaxing.
"Excuse me?"
Mimi hears the voice and sits up, turning to see Honey, standing next to her bunk. She did not look happy.
"You're in my spot." Hissed Honey with an evil scowl.
Mimi trembled "W-What?"
"You're. In. My. Spot. Are you deaf?"
"N-No, but this is actually m-my bunk-"
Before she could finish, Honey smacks the disguise pokemon off the bed and onto the floor. She slides into Mimi's spot and fakes a gasp. "Mimi! Are you okay!?" She asks, faking sympathy. Candy, Rhonda, and Kanaya hurry over to help Mimi, who was trembling and sobbing.
Kanaya and Shelley however glared at Honey.
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Kanaya: She knows what she did! She pushed poor Mimi just because she didn't give up the bunk!
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Shelley: Thy vile seductress hast harassed a defenseless pokemon! Thou poor Pikachu must be in pain!
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Shelley hops over to Honey, glaring daggers at her. "It is a knight's duty to put vile wretches like you in their place!" She announced dramatically. Honey raises an eyebrow. "What ever do you mean?"
"I saw what thou did! Tis' unacceptable to belittle a defenseless pokemon!" She growled. Jenny rolls her eyes behind her "Why are you talking so weird?"
Shelley ignores her, solely focusing on Honey. "I challenge thee to a duel!"
Honey stifles a laugh. "You're on, Tiny." She giggled.
"I shall make thou swallow thy tongue!"
"ATTENTION CAMPERS!"
The girls all pause, listening. "BREAK TIME IS OVER! REPORT TO THE BEACH IMMEDIATELY!"
Shelley growls, turning to Honey. "My challenge still stands, peasant." She told her.
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Honey: Peasant...? Did that little bitch just call me a peasant?! She's gone!
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The campers all arrive at the beach, while Luther arrived a few minutes late. Jenny looks at him "Where have you been?"
"The Junkyard."
"Why?!"
"Why not!? It's like home to me!" He chuckles. Jenny rolls her eyes and crosses her arms.
Mimi was still sniffling, which Luther notices. "Hey, y-you okay Mimi?"
The Mimikyu looks at him, but nods. "Y-Yeah... I just fell."
Necrozma just grins. "Welcome to our first challenge of the season!" He announces triumphantly. Only Lunala claps for him.
"Thank you, thank you." He bows with a smirk. Solgaleo rolls his eyes in annoyance. "Yeah, yeah, we get it. You're an overconfident douchebag, get on with it."
Necrozma groans "Fine."
Necrozma snaps his fingers, and a massive pile of scrap and trash appeared next to him in a pile. Luther grins happily. Necro frowns "No Luther, you can't eat this." He growled as Luther backs away sadly.
Tiamat looks confused "What is the meaning of this absurd amount of litter and garbage?" He asks.
Lunala giggles "It's part of our first challenge!"
"It's a boat relay! Each team must use a boat to transport each team member to a nearby island!" Announces Necrozma. "You can only transport one teammate per trip. Oh, and before I forget!" He takes out a remote and presses a button.
At this point, Carson, Hex, Tiamat, Candy, and Will immediately drop to the ground like stones. "H-Hey! What's going on?!" Shouts Candy, getting to her feet.
"You can't float. Ghosts and Psychics can't float, Flying can't fly." Chuckled Necrozma. "Also, no psychic or ghost type moves."
"Fine." Says Jenny, rolling her eyes. "So, where are these boats?" Necrozma points to the trash heap. "Right here." He laughs. "You need to MAKE your boats using only the resources seen here!"
Most of the campers groan, but Luther cheers.
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Luther: YES! I CAN BUILD SOMETHING! SOMETHING... something... some... thing...
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Jenny: D-Does that man really expect me to do work!?
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Solgaleo glares. "Well, why are you all just standing here!? Go!" He yells at them, making them all scurry towards the trash heap.
After 8 minutes, all the trash is divided and each team has an equal amount.
With the Beartic...
The team looks at all the trinkets and junk they grabbed. Jaxxon holds up old IV bags and a tire. "How the hell are we supposed to build a boat with this?" He asks. Draco growls "How should I know!? Does anyone have any ideas!?"
Everyone just exchanges nervous looks. Tiffany is looking through the junk and manages to find an old motorcycle... and the rear of a motorboat. She grins "Guys! Get over here!" She called to them.
They pull the motorcycle and the boat out if the garbage and examine it. "The real question is does it work." Says Ally, looking at the boat with concern. Randall groans "Outta luck. The motor's dead."
"What if we just use the motorcycle motor to replace the boat motor?" Asks Felicia. Carson grinned happily "Great idea Felicia!"
"Alright everyone, get to work!"
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Ally: *sighs* I really don't have much hope. Why you ask? 4 of our teammates are handicapped. Now we have more work to deal with.
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Tiamat: So far I think our construction plan is full proof. My only concern is how much weight it can handle. Carson, now being forced to the ground is immobile. A Bronzong's natural weight is 187 kilograms... or in other words, over 410 pounds. He's gonna be a struggle to get across the water.
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Meanwhile, with the Flygon...
"Why didn't we grab anything useful!?" Grunts Hairu in frustration, snapping a pipe over his knee.
The Flygon really didn't get anything of use other than a car engine, pool noodles, life jackets, and other bits of scrap metal and metal plating.
"We're doomed." Said Laxish, sitting down. M.P.S does so as well, followed by Cyrus. Candy frowns "Don't say that! We can make use of this!" She said happily.
"How!? The least we can make with this is more trash!" Exclaims Jenny furiously.
Luther however was looking at the junk, thinking to himself. "This engine could be a motor..." He thinks out loud.
Hazel grabs a plane propeller. "Could this be a steering wheel?" He asks. Rhonda rolls her eyes. "Sure! If we wanna cut our fingers off!" She said sarcastically.
Luther looks at the propeller and at the pieces. "Actually Rhonda... it could be a boat propeller!" He says, taking it from Hazel and going back towards the pile of junk.
After a few seconds, Luther comes back with the car engine attached to the propeller like a boat motor. Luther beams in pride. "Voila! Here's our motor!"
Mimi stares in awe "W-Wow! That's awesome Luther!" He blushes in response "Ahh don't mention it!"
Candy looks at the pile and grabs some pool noodles. "Maybe these could be used to help the boat float?" She asks him. Luther nods. "Exactly! I could use a few stacked metal rafters and plating to build a raft! I just need something heavy on the front to even out the weight of the motor..."
"I volunteer the wretched lizard as tribute." Says Shelley, raising a stub. "Same to you shorty." Said Honey.
"Cmon guys, let's stop arguing and find a solution!" Says Luther with a frown. Jester thinks before snapping his fingers. "Could the pilot be that support we need?"
"Jester you're a genius!" Laughs Rhonda. Hazel chuckles "I'll be the pilot!"
"Umm, I hate to break it to you Hazel, but you aren't that heavy." Said Hairu. "I think I'll be the pilot."
"Alright! Let's get started!"
Jenny nods, laying on the beach. "Yes... you get started." She sighs, relaxing.
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Jenny: Yeeeaaahhh, I'm not doing work.
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With the Beartic...
They managed to make a working motorboat big enough to carry at least 4 Piloswine. Will stares in awe, laying in the sand.
"It's so beautiful! It's a beautiful boat! Its... BOATiful!" He jokes, giggling. Hex laughed at his joke, but Jaxxon sighed "This isn't the time Will! We still need to decide-"
"TIME IS UP! EVERYONE STOP BUILDING!"
"..." Jaxxon stays silent, his eye twitching.
The teams arrive at the coast, and the Beartic get a glimpse of the Flygon's boat.
It was a large raft made of metal plating and duct tape. There were pool noodles under the boat that help it float, and a car engine in the back that used a plane propeller.
Randall looks impressed "Woah, who's the engineer over there!?"
Candy giggles "We all have to thank Luther!" The trash bag blushes "C'mon, I couldn't have built it without you guys!"
The Beartic all exchange glances.
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Felicia: I'll admit, they've got teamwork. But they're boat doesn't exactly look... seaworthy...
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Necrozma smiles "Alright. Flygons, who's gonna pilot your boat!?" He asks as Hairu steps forward with a grin. "I am!" He proudly exclaimed.
"Alright, Hairu for the Flygons... Beartic?" He asks the other team.
"Well... we don't have one. But we can pick-"
"Oh no! You had your chance! Now, I will pick your pilot!" He announces, pulling out a little hat filled with strips of paper.
He reaches a hand in and takes out a name. After reading it, he cringes.
"Beartic... your captain is the one and only Xiahul!" He laughs.
The team freezes, turning to the Xatu, who was still staring at the sky.
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Draco: It's official. We're doomed.
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Jaxxon: Alright, this is Xiahul's only chance to prove he's valuable.
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Xiahul: *stares at the camera*
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Honey: *is laughing hysterically*
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Necrozma cackles "Ready your boats!"
Draco turns to Xiahul "Please tell me you can drive a boat!"
He looks at him "Yes, I can operate one, Draculinx." He said monotonously.
He raises an eyebrow. "Seriously?" Xiahul nods. "My good friend Tesla forced me to drive one."
"That's great! We might actually win this!" Says Hex happily.
The 2 pilots get in their boats.
"Okay! Who will you be transporting first?" Asks Solgaleo. Honey grins and kicks Shelley over. "Shelley wants to volunteer!" She giggles. The former knight gives Honey a death glare.
Solgaleo nods. "And Beartic?"
"We choose Tiamat." Says Tiffany. Ally tosses the creature onto the boat and Shelley steps on.
"GO!"
The boats start, and they zoom off. Luther's boat sprayed a wave of water at Jenny, Honey, and Hazel. The 3 soaked pokemon were fuming.
Hairu had trouble controlling the boat, as the steering mechanics weren't fully complete. Despite this, he made it to the island and dropped Shelley off.
Shortly after, Xiahul arrived and turned to his passenger, staring at him. Tiamat looks at him strangely. "Xiahul?"
"..."
"...Xiahul...?"
"...Oh, right. We can't use psychic moves." He realizes, walking over to carry Tiamat to the island.
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Tiamat: *writing in notebook* Xiahul; forgetful.
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As Xiahul was riding back, he noticed strange blue fins poking out of the water. Upon arriving with Hairu, he turns to the hosts.
"There appear to be other creatures in the water, Necriluthx." He tells him. Necrozma chuckles. "Oh yeah! I forgot! There are some pretty hungry fish in the water!"
Candy gulps "What kind...?"
"Oh you know, Sharpedo, Carvahna, Eelektross, maybe even some Wailord." He laughs. Both teams exchange nervous looks. Hairu groans and grabs Laxish, placing him on the boat and zipping away. The Beartic plopped Will on their boat.
During the ride, Xiahul tried not to hit the Sharpedo on the way to the island. Hairu however was having a hard time not hitting them. A Sharpedo jumped out of the water only to be slugged in the jaw.
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Hairu: *grunts as he pulls a Sharpedo tooth out of his arm* This is the third one I found today... *crushes the tooth in his hand*
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They made a successful relay, and after numerous relays... the last 2 passengers sat on the beach.
M.P.S for the Flygons.
Carson for the Beartic.
Hairu effortlessly carried M.P.S and put him on the boat. It tipped backwards a little, but it was still floating.
Xiahul however struggled to carry Carson to the boat and Hairu got a head start.
Hairu grinned with pride as he rode towards the island. However, he started to feel water rising quickly to his ankles, and then his waist. He looks down to see nothing but water coming up to his chest. "Damnit!" He yells, sinking.
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Luther: *chuckles sheepishly* I really didn't think about how M's weight would affect the boat...
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Just as Hairu emerged, he started swimming to the island, towing M.P.S with him.
Just as he hit the shore, panting, he was surrounded by his teammates.
"Did we... win?" He asks them. Most solemnly shake their heads. He turns to see the Beartic celebrating, carrying Xiahul in the air happily.
"The Beartic win the first challenge of the season!" Announces Lunala, giggling. The Flygons sigh in defeat as Solgaleo approaches them. "Think really hard about who you're voting out tonight."
They all exchange nervous looks.
In the Flygon Boys' Dorm...
Hairu was furiously doing push ups against the wall. M.P.S, Laxish, and Cyrus went for a walk around the island to think and Luther was who-knows-where.
Jester walks over to him. "Hey, you d-did a good job out there." He tells him. Hairu sighed "Not good enough though." He told him, continuing his push ups.
"I need to get stronger. Smarter. Faster..."
Hazel sighs "Just try again."
"We already lost!"
"So?"
Jester and Hairu facepalm.
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Jester: Is he... he's serious.
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M.P.S walked down a dirt path towards the beach, with Cyrus and Laxish on his back.
"So... who do we get rid of?" Asked Laxish. M.P.S shrugs
"Not sure."
Cyrus pokes his head out "J-Jenny didn't help us build our boat during the challenge."
Laxish turns to him. "What?"
"You didn't notice? She was just relaxing while we were working our asses off." Said M.P.S, clearly upset.
"Well now we know who to vote off!" Said Laxish, patting M.P.S's head. He points forward dramatically. "To the beach!" He announces. Cyrus giggled at this.
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Cyrus: M and Laxish are the only guys here I'm comfortable talking to. They're cool, funny, and they know what it feels like to be overlooked.
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Laxish: After getting to know Cyrus, he's a pretty nice guy. Plus the first Toxapex not to outright bite me.
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Upon reaching the beach, they hear yelling coming from the coastline. M.P.S looks up at Laxish "You hear that?" Laxish nods, looking around.
He eventually sees Kanaya busy talking with Honey, rather loudly. The trio approach to see Kanaya get smacked across the face by Honey. Kanaya collapses, holding her cheek.
"If you want me to leave her alone so bad, make me." Giggled Honey, strutting away.
The three pokemon run over. "Kenya!" Yells M.P.S "Are you okay?"
Laxish helps her up, and Kanaya trembles. "...Guys. Can I ask you something...?"
Meanwhile, Luther was at the junkyard yet again, collecting scrap. He grabs an old set of car keys and examines them before eating them.
"There you are!"
Luther turns to see Jenny, Candy, Rhonda, and Mimi approaching him. The 3 girls smile, but Jenny looked furious.
Luther sighs "Hi guys..." He said, disappointed. "I suppose you're here to yell at me about the boat."
"Actually-" started Candy.
"Yes! Yes we are!" Yells Jenny at the trash bag. Rhonda looks confused. "Jen? What are you doing?"
She approaches Luther. "It's because of you we lost the challenge! So guess what that means!"
Luther frowns "I tried my best! It probably would have worked if you helped us!"
Jenny scoffs. "I helped!"
Rhonda raises an eyebrow "Exactly how is laying on your ass and doing nothing considered helping us?"
Mimi lowers her head "S-She's got a point Jen..."
Jenny growls. "No matter! I guarantee you everyone will vote for this... this... THING!" She announces, only to be whacked in the face with Rhonda's club.
"I'm not voting for him."
Jenny widens her eyes, staring at her. Mimi hides behind Rhonda as Candy crosses her arms. "I'm not either."
Mimi slowly pokes her head out. "N-Neither will I..."
Jenny was fuming. She groans before storming off.
Luther looks at the girls. "...Thanks."
"No problem. Jenny was a bitch anyways." Said Rhonda. Mimi looks at Luther "Well, we do have one question..."
"Fire away."
"W-Why-"
"FLYGONS REPORT TO THE DAMN CAMPFIRE PIT! NOW!"
It was now nighttime. The losing team sits on logs around a campfire. Necrozma stands above the fire with a grin. "Okay, here is how this works."
"You all must cast a vote of one of your teammates. The teammate with the most votes... will be gone. Forever." He chuckled. The campers all gulp nervously.
"Go vote in the confessional."
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Candy: Jen, after that stunt you pulled plus your laziness... I'm voting you.
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Honey: Later Tiny.
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Shelley: I cast my vote for thy foul wretch!
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Lunala approaches, holding a plate of berries using psychic. "There are 13 berries on this plate. If your name is called and you recieve a berry you are safe." Explains Necrozma.
"...Laxish."
"...Kanaya."
"...Shelley."
"...Candy."
"...Hazel."
"...Mimi."
"...Jester."
"...Cyrus."
"...M."
"...Rhonda."
Hairu, Luther, Jenny, and Honey sit patiently, waiting.
"...Hairu."
The dragon sighs in relief as he catches his berry.
"...Luther."
Jenny stares in surprise "What!?" She exclaims as Luther catches the berry in his mouth.
"So, the one leaving is either Honey or Jenny..."
"...Honey. You're safe."
The Salazzle slyly grins as she catches her berry. Jenny is dumbfounded. "I... I... UNACCEPTABLE! I DEMAND A RECOUNT! NOW!"
"Too bad bitch." Said Necrozma, carrying her down to the dock.
At the dock, Jenny stands on the end, fuming. "You'll all pay!"
Just as she says that, a Delibird intern waddled over to her, handing her a present. Jenny takes it with a smile. "For me?"
The Delibird giggles and waddles away. Necrozma laughs "Introducing the newest and most efficient method of elimination!"
"THE GIFT OF SHAME!"
Jenny reads the card on it.
'To: A BITCH
Love: Necrozma'
Upon reading it, the present in her hand explodes, launching her far, far away from the island.
Necrozma laughs at this event. "Oh man! It's way better when you test it on a camper!" He grinned, turning to the camera.
"Sadly, that's all the time we have for today! Tune in next time for more blood, tears, drama, and pain on TOTAL! POKEMON! COMEBACK!"