A/N: I apologize for how long it took to update. I published a book and that has taken a lot of my time. Pm me of you're interested in reading it.
"After putting Catalina on my list, I immediately went to the prison to go see Frank. Catalina came with me partly because she was trying to convince me to take her off my list and the other because she had nothing else to do. I wasn't sure how Frank was going to react to seeing me after what happened with Billie. But if anyone knew where Paco was, it would be Frank."
Earl and Catalina were waiting in the visiting room when Frank walked in. He had a strange skip in his step. When he saw Earl a big smile took over his face. Earl's eyes went wide and his lip curled in a confused look. Catalina even looked around trying to figure out what was going on. Suddenly Frank pulled Earl out of his chair and hugged him.
After Earl sat down, he looked back at Frank. "You seem happier to see me than I thought you would be," he said. His confusion came through in his voice.
Frank laughed for a minute. "You mean because of what happened with Billie?" he asked and laughed again. "Oh man. I got over that a couple of years ago. You won't believe it," he shouted happily.
"Turns out, after I married Billie, while she was undoing my list, Frank and Billies plus sized cousin Jocelyn got serious. Really serious. Enough that they got married just before he went back to prison. She comes twice a month for a conjugal. After he told me about that, I told him about how me and Billie went downhill and how she became a Camdenite."
Frank looked at Earl surprised. "A Camdenite? Really? That's one for the books huh? So let me guess, now you're with Catalina right?"
Earl and Catalina looked at each other for a moment. Earl looked horrified while Catalina looked more thrown off by the speculation. Earl looked back at Frank with the same look. He responded in his high, squeaky tone.
"No! No! We're not together. We came up here to ask you about Paco. Do you know where he went?"
Frank got lost in thought before responding. "Come to think of it...No. I don't. After the idiot dumped her, he left town. Not sure where he is. He stopped talking to me because I found love and he lost his. If you're looking for him, I'd say go find the local live theater. He loves to sing. Not sure he'll talk to you though. He is beyond done with her. Good luck though."
They said their goodbye's and left the prison. When they got to the El Camino, Earl let out a sigh. Catalina looked at him with sympathy. When he started looking at his list of locals hangouts with dinner theaters, Catalina looked at him and comfortingly put her hand on his shoulder. Earl looked back over at her with another sigh.
"Earl, you don't need to go looking for Paco. He's the one who can't accept why I got married. Knowing that I was going to take him back anyway, then he doesn't deserve to be with me. Really Earl, it's okay. You don't need to worry about crossing me off. You shouldn't have put me on there in the first place," Catalina assured him.
"I started to remember why I liked Catalina in the first place. She has a way of making people understand the way she sees things. It's different from other people I know. I was starting to think about our relationship when another persons former relationship happened up to the El Camino. Dressed as a cute tow truck driver."
"Oh my goodness! Hello Earl," a an excited voice with an accent shouted.
Earl looked over and saw a red haired tow truck driver smiling at him outside the car.
"Isn't that the Camdenite girl that Randy hooked up with?" Catalina asked.
"I'll be damned," he muttered. "Hey Greta! Look at you. Long step away from the Camdenites."
"That it is. It is so great to see you Earl," she happily cried out and hugged him. She then turned to Catalina. "Hello Earl's friend who dances for money and lets men throw bologna at her."
Earl tried to repress a laugh while Catalina turned away with her hands cupped on each side of her face. Greta looked nervous and shrugged at Earl. Earl tried mouthing her name to Greta. Eventually he rolled his eyes and gave up. He waited for Catalina to slap her. It never happened to his relief.
"Just like Randy said, you're a truck driver now," Earl pointed out.
"I drive the tow buggy now actually," she replied and then her eyes lit up. "Can you take me to see Randy. I went to the motel room and the man from the shadows answered the door."
"Then it hit me. Randy has remained patient since Greta left. Despite his rendezvous with Joy dressed as Pinkie. Even though they broke up, he never got over Greta. His reward, like our lottery scratchcards, was brought back by karma. At the same time, I couldn't figure out why karma wasn't helping me and Catalina."
"Let's go get you to Randy, Greta."