A/N:

Me: So Shinpachi and the others are going to be hosts at a high school.

Hijikata: Wait a minute! Aren't most of the men over twenty-five!

Me: I'm sorry! I got carried away when I rewatched Ouran Highschool host club!

Hijikata: I don't give a damn of what you watch! Get your morals right!

Sougo: What morals? She's a yaoi fanfiction writer. They have no morals.

Kagura: Shut up super sadist! This sweet thing is a respectable person in society who respects people and don't stereotype them! If she did, Shinpachi would be some stupid, emotional, damsel in distress who's either saved by the hero or abused by the seme!

Kondo: That's right! Not all yaoi writers are immoral! Some stories are just so touching that it really touches the heart! *Hiding his tearful eyes behind his wrist*

Kagura: Don't cry gorilla! We must be strong! *Also passionately tearful*

*Sougo and Hijikata don't question this. It's strange but not surprising that Kondo was the fudanshi and not Shinpachi.*

Gintoki: What's the problem? It's not like we'll be kissing or sleeping with them. We just have to act like **** to get cash and gifts from them.

Otae: That's right! I already cleared a room to put all the gifts that I'll be receiving by all my rich costumers. It's especially great that their females so they know exactly what to buy for me!

Hijikata: You just want to be a gold digger! *Head is caught by a crushing hand*

Otae: What was that, mayo-pig? *Ominous shadowy face*

Yamazaki: Now, now. We should be getting ready for this chapter. The author worked hard on trying to find fitting high school stereotypes that won't result in awkward pedophilia. So no high school sex jokes.

*Everyone was glad for that*

Shinpachi: Then let's begin!

Everyone: Please enjoy!

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Chapter 12: Literature is a game of nonsense trying to become sense, but the rules of grammar is always changing, and words are always forming, so editing is a fool's job. I mean seriously. Where a period is placed on a quote depends on whether you're following British or American grammar.

Shinpachi went around serving tea to each of the female guests with a smile. It was the first day that the Gintama (I couldn't think of a clever name) host club. It was going quite smoothly despite the obvious problem about it. None of the hosts except for Kagura was a teenager, and most of them were in their thirties and were made to hit on teenage students!

However, it could not be helped. This was by far the most effective way to find a drug lord female named "Blue Rose" in this gigantic school of rich kids.

Matsudaira was the one who came up with the idea. He originally had told them that it was to remain as Shinpachi, Hijikata, Sougo, Yamazaki and Kondou to do the job. But then once he took a moment to actually see his plan in action, he needed them to find some other suitable people for the job. And since no one knew if Blue Rose was gay or not, this happened.

The original shinsengumi members (Kondo in a gorilla mascot costume), his sister, Kagura, Gintoki, and helpfully #1 male host Honjou Kyoushirou, and the ever helpful Tama was present. Otose thought it would be nice for her to experience something like this. Even if the school may be filled with a lot of rich snobs, the expensive oil would be nice.

The men were to obviously hosts the females through Honjou's teachings, and his sister and Kagura was to hosts the lesbians, bisexuals, bicurious or amused straight females. Tama and Shinpachi were to act as the maids which wasn't hard since the guests were far more interested in chatting than ordering.

The way this club was funded was at first through the school, but they were also funded by the club members' overexposure in the school's magazine. Matsudaira was able to provide a professional make up team to be able to make several of the people, who are over twenty, to look younger.

And Shinpachi had to say it was impressive. She didn't receive the same treatment because there was a budget, and she gave her seat to Yamazaki since she was curious to see what the team could do with him. Amazingly, they were able to make him look like a certain tennis prince that Shinpachi knew from somewhere, but couldn't put her foot down on it.

The host club was an instant big hit since they had quite the variety.

If a female was into the prince type, they would obviously choose Prince Hikaru Sone (Honjou Kyoushirou). He still looked like himself, but dashingly younger, and he knows how to swoon the ladies with his elite host charms.

While he was the good prince, Sougo, on the other hand, was the dark prince Ren Takei with his red hair. He was the type to make you fall in love, but break your heart without a second thought. Hijikata really wanted him off of this team since he worried about the economy if Sougo found a way to bankrupt the poor girls.

Hijikata was made younger as well that Shinpachi thought she was meeting his teenager self. The man passed himself off as Daichi Matsuyama, the stoic type, who was to stay by Gintoki's side. The officer didn't trust the man, and Gintoki didn't like it, but then the two of them together bought in more girls for some reason. Something about yaoi...But no one was allowed to speak about that.

Gintoki was Hisao Kibe, the wild type. The make up artist were able to do something about his eyebrows and dead fish eyes which made him look good to the point that Otae couldn't properly talk to him without hurting him in the process. So they were made to sit at areas of the room that made sure that they didn't make eye contact or else the woman was bound to do something disastrous.

Yamazaki, despite his plain looks, was actually good with the ladies, and he was the safer choice for newcomers as Ryota Eguchi, the natural type. He didn't mind that his customers would switch to the others if they felt more adventurous. His heart was already stolen by a certain android.

These are the men, but if women felt like they wanted to spend time with another woman, then...

There was the goddess type, Princess Maemi Inouye (Otae Shimura). She still looked young so the makeup team only did little work for her so she wouldn't be recognized on the streets by random chance. She was the one who all the girls looked to being with or dream of becoming, since Otae knew how to act like the proper lady and hold a strong air of importance and beauty from both inside and out.

Kagura was the tomboy type who was given the name Emiko Jin. She was a teenager, so they only disguised her with a short black wig, and bind her chest to make it flat. They tried to give her contact lenses, but she couldn't help dramatically flinching when they tried. As a host, she showed off her tough attitude as well as her cute side when sweets were placed on the table. A lot of girls loved her attitude, and always bought sweets for her.

Then there was...

"Why am I in a gorilla suit?!" Kondo yelled after the first day!

"That's because you're the mascot, Kondou-san." Sougo replied while holding the chain connected to the costume's collar. "Now roll on the floor and I'll give you a treat."

"Don't treat me like an animal!" He yelled, but then Sougo got him to do as he ordered.

The others ignored this unhealthy relationship.

"A lot of girls came to the club." Shinpachi said. "Did anyone find anyone suspicious?"

Yamazaki replied, "None on my part. Tama-chan didn't see any drugs on any off them."

Sougo told them, "A drug dealer doesn't come into this kind of place to give out drugs unless we show interest."

Hijikata pointed out, "That's what we have Shinpachi for. She can blend into the crowd which would make her suitable to become a drug dealer."

Shinpachi told them, "The school is huge. It will take time for me to find them. Hopefully, Blue Rose will come to the club, so we may finish this soon."

Yamazaki reminded, "We've been given a profile. Blue Rose is most likely a reserved, intelligent female. And based on how well she is able to get away with this, she must be neglected by her parental guardians. We will have to look through our customer lists to pick them out."

Kondo nodded with his doubled gorilla arms crossed. "This will be a tough mission, but with all your help, anything is possible." he preached. "Now let's go enjoy the left over cake! OOH AHH!"

Otae inquired, "Does this club have any events? We can't attract more females unless we pull beautiful, extravagant events that everyone wants to be a part of!"

Shinpachi answered, "Matsudaira-san informed us that we can hold an event once a month. He's aware that this sort of mission can take months to finish, and after my community hours are over, I will actually get paid for working with the shinsengumi, so he gave me the responsibility to plan the events since he had this feeling that I could do a better job."

"Oh! So what are you planning for this month (September)!"

"I decided on a ball where all the girls will have the chance to dance with one of you for a total of three minutes each. Tama-chan can make sure that each of them will get their turn before the end of the night, and each of you can have a break to rest your feet."

"A ball?!" Kagura cried out in joy! "Do I get to wear a beautiful sparkly dress like a Disney princess?!"

"Considering how much this club makes, definitely." Shinpachi reassured her.

Gintoki childishly moaned, "Eh? A ball? I don't wanna go to some ball!"

"Don't complain. You're getting paid remember. Suck it up and don't drink before coming." Shinpachi scolded him.

Yamazaki warily inquired, "Shinpachi-kun, we're expected to dance a waltz, correct?"

"Yes?"

"Do any of us know how to dance a waltz?"

There was a strong silence. Shinpachi panicked, "I didn't think of that! And I don't know if we have the budget to find a tutor!"

Then a deep feminine voice rang through the room. "Then it's a good thing that I'm here!" Everyone looked to the window to see a shadowy female figure dressed in the high school uniform. "I have heard from a reliable source that you people would encounter a problem as simple as dancing the waltz!" She spoke with a regal, passionate voice. Her shadowy form slowly coming to light. "But now you have none to worry about because Zurako is here!"

*BAM!*

The yorozuya kicked the man out of the window. Elizabeth happened to also be in the room dressed in the male uniform. He held up the sign to explain, 'Matsudaira-san had given Katsura a choice to relieve himself of the death penalty if he promised to help with this mission under good supervision.'

Everyone deadpanned, "Give him the death penalty."

Katsura came back up covered in blood and glass shards, "Wait everyone, I came here out of good faith! Didn't you need a dance tutor! Lucky for you I know all kinds of dances from the tango to the ocho ocho!"

Everyone looked at Shinpachi's book to see if they could actually get a tutor. Katsura huddled at the corner while covered in disappear.

Shinpachi then came up with an idea! "Oh I know! Minoru-san is a choreographer! He should know how to teach the waltz!"

Kagura heartily agreed, "You're right, Shinpachi! I'll call him right now!"

Katsura cried out, "Wait! So what am I supposed to do?!" Him and Elizabeth were made into maids.

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"Okay! Remember the steps I showed you! One-two! One-two!" Minoru-san told them as they took careful steps to dance the waltz. Gintoki was paired up with Kagura. Otae was paired up with Hijikata. Shinpachi was paired up with Sougo, and Honjou was paired up with Tama. Kondou was a gorilla so he didn't have to dance. Minoru had instructed them that each of the girls will be rotated to each host, so all of them had equal opportunity to dance with their favorite host in time.

"It's like an amusement ride." Shinpachi commented in amusement.

Sougo flirted as required, "Then are you enjoying riding this roller coaster."

Shinpachi giggled and kid, "You better not say that to the girls. I'll have to make Kondou-san suspend you."

"Then I'll have to do the same, so I can keep you all to myself." Sougo said with a smooth dark voice like bitter, dark chocolate poisoning the senses, but felt good for the soul.

The two were immediately separated by Hijikata and Otae. The woman asked the older man, "My, my, my Pan-chan is becoming quite popular among you men. I might have to either lock her up in a tower, or should I kill them all?"

Sougo, though he was a sadist, had a high respect for strong, loving older sisters. "No ma'am."

"Good!" Otae smiled happily at that.

Hijikata interrogated Shinpachi, "What d'ya think you're doing flirting with Sougo!"

"It's only playful. It's not every day that I'm the protagonist." reasoned the protagonist.

"Are you saying that you actually enjoy flirting with him?!"

"Of course not! We were only making jokes. Though I do hope that he doesn't flirt with them like that. I'm really worried for these girls' future." She imagined all the girls sending their parents' personal information to Sougo without a trace for even the government to find out that he did it.

Hijikata knew better than to further accuse Shinpachi for doing anything wrong. Shinpachi can handle herself. Plus, it wasn't like they were dating.

Shinpachi was switched off to Gintoki. The man whined, "I'm tired. Do I seriously have to do this?"

"Now, now. Think about it this way. Once you swoon the ladies, I bet they'll all come in with tons of sweets. Think about it. Dozens of chocolate parfaits, cute and expensive cakes, and if we're still here by February, then think about how many Valentine's chocolates you'll be loaded with. Or better yet, how many would be sent to your address after we leave all because of this one event."

Gintoki had his upper face shadowed. Shinpachi was worried by what that meant, and then was caught by surprise when she was picked up into the air and whirled around. Then she was back on her feet, but the way Gintoki swayed her movements, she had to disagree with the ground and say that it was a cloud.

The older man whispered in her ear, "You look divine tonight my little blue dandelion." Shinpachi felt herself blush a little as she giggled at how funny it is to see such dirty men pretend to be cool.

Kagura cried out, "I wanna be twirled around like that!" She pushed Sougo off her, and threw herself in the air.

Gintoki caught her, and the two of them twirled around in a goofy father-daughter style. Both of them laughing in a commercial-family-like way. Shinpachi warily told them to be careful. Katsura appeared beside her with his arms crossed and an unneeded smirk on his face. "I see that you two have mastered the pick-me-up spin!"

Shinpachi flatly inquired, "What bullshit is this person spouting now."

Katsura ignored her. "But you two seem to have gotten the stepping wrong, so-Guaaaah!" Kagura had done a somersault and landed on him. Everyone else applauded her.

Minoru clapped his hands in a way to declare the end of their dance sessions. "You guys are pretty quick learners. The only thing you need is to keep practicing to last for the entire four hours! And also resist throwing the girls who step on your feet!" Everyone thanked him before he left.

With that done and the day becoming late, the team left the school without their disguises on since no one should be at the school.

That was the first day of school, but the next day, Shinpachi will have to face the biggest challenge of her life: Attend classes.

Shinpachi had not stepped into a classroom since she was a child, and that was practically a decade ago! Now she's expected to take on High school! A place where uniformity choked the brains, and emotions corrupted logic! Matsudaira-san had given her a crash course of what she should be expected to learn. Shinpachi would definitely have an easy time if she was placed in classes related to philosophy and literature, but nope! It's science and math! And wait for it, CHEMISTRY. Shinpachi wanted to trade with Yamazaki, but the older man told her good luck and ran off.

Dear Diary #111

I have made a grave mistake in choosing not to become a host. I am an idiot! This institution was created to give teenagers a chance for a career, but I already know what my career is, and that career doesn't even require a high school degree! I doubt I can even call it a career since pay checks barely come in, and what I do is mostly trying to get Gin-san out of trouble!

I literally have to attend five classes, and I can barely attend the club as the maid since my job is to become friends with the crowd that are selling the drugs. Hopefully, I can find them before exams.

Shinpachi entered her first class, which was English. The next class was algebra, geometry, chemistry, and lastly, P.E.

English seems to be pretty...easy to follow. The only problem is that it talks about different points of history, and I am expected to write over ten essays on different subjects in a few different ways...I'm not expected to succeed in the classes, but I don't want to be looked on as an idiot! I don't even think I can pass for a yakuza tomboy like Kagura-chan to make it look cool! I'm just that plain girl in those high school romance comedies, except I'm not the protagonist! I'm just that girl who's name is mentioned for plot convenience!

Shinpach for some reason imagined Gintoki and Sakura in ordinary high school girl clothing except Gintoki had abnormally large breasts and Kagura was all serious with her school jacket on her shoulders. Something dramatic was happening.

"Kagura-chan, you can't do this! It's not worth it!" Gintoki pleaded.

"I already made up my mind. If someone doesn't show this bitch her place! If I had stopped her in the first place, then my best friend, Pachie-chan wouldn't have to end the way she did in kiddie school."

Then there was a flashback of a hamster with glasses being squashed under a foot.

I'M A HAMSTER?! WHY ARE MY IMAGINATIONS MORE CRUEL!

...

Okay, so I went to my next class, and...well actually, the teacher is pretty good at his job, and he even makes the subject likable. It doesn't hurt that I think he's cute, too. I definitely look forward to attending algebra in the future.

...

Wow, geometry was pretty simple. Once you memorize the formulas, and is given the situational information, it's all a matter of making sure to press the correct buttons on the calculator. The vocabulary put into math is practically like learning a new language, but the textbook helpfully provides definitions. Also my group mates are awesome.

After the third class, it was time for lunch which was almost an hour long, and that meant both lunch and the hosts must be at the club having makeup put. It took over an hour for the makeup to get applied on, but youth was patience.

Shinpachi was feeling pretty happy and confident in the school. She thought everything would be super hard since she couldn't do Seita's elementary school work, but now that she had been taught, she felt smarter. It's truly a tranquil feeling.

She went into the unused music room unable to wait to tell everyone about her first day of school!

BAM! BOOM! CRASH! CLASH! DEMOLISH! CRACK! GUUAAAAH!

"Dammit, stupid Gorilla, I already told you to die!" Otae was beating the crap out of Kondou-san who looked like he was both enjoying it and not.

Kagura and Sougo were fighting like super saiyans where they fought with such speed that Shinpachi couldn't keep her eyes on them! And Gintoki and Hijikata were fighting with balloon animals for some reason. Yamazaki was unconscious with a swollen face on the floor. Elizabeth was beating the crap out of Shimaru-san who must've arrived to report something shinsengumi related, and an unconscious Katsura was hanging upside down from the chandelier.

Shinpachi looked to her right to see Tama-chan and the makeup crew waiting for this to settle down. Shinpachi took this time to reflect on her day.

I must say that attending my first three classes made me feel...normal. Not that I wasn't normal to begin with. It's only that I have been hanging out with people older than me, or more outrageous than me, or are my subordinates of Otsu's imperial army. I have to say that I'm pretty happy with both worlds. I just hope that I don't get too attach to my fake high school life.

When the fighting finally reached a halt, the makeup artists did a spectacular job to hide the blood, cuts, and bruises for everyone except Kondo who only needed to wear a gorilla costume.

While everyone was getting their makeup done, Otae asked Shinpachi about her day. Her little sister happily replied, "Great! It's going really well for my first day of school. I thought it would be hard, but the teachers are good at their jobs, so it's easy to understand the material."

"That's good to hear! Have you made any friends yet?"

"No, but they are all nice. None of them show any signs from the profile of being 'Blue Rose'. Maybe my chemistry class will give me more luck."

"Hey Patsuan" Gintoki inquired darkly, "None of the guys are hitting on you are they?"

Shinpachi blushed by such a question! She yelled, "NO! Of course not!"

"Good because if any guy flirts with you, or if anyone bullies you," Gintoki, Kagura, Otae and Kondo wore American horror teen movie costumes. Gintoki was Freddy. Kagura was the killer from the Halloween movie. Otae was the killer from the Scream movie. And Kondo was Jennifer from Jennifer's body. "We'll deal with them."

"THIS IS NOT A HORROR FICTION!"

Soon after lunch, Shinpachi attended her Chemistry class. It looked like a difficult class, but the teacher made it abundantly clear that she didn't expect experts. Only those willing to study and find help to understand the material despite its difficulty. Shinpachi tried to find anyone who fitted Blue Rose's profile, but there were only three other females in the classroom, and they all showed evidences of either being sociable and/or a daddy's girl.

Shinpachi thought that the profile may be wrong, and she was actually attending the wrong classes or looking for the wrong personality.

At P.E. class, Shinpachi did her best to keep her eyes low so she didn't see any of the girls stripping in the locker room. She'd have a nosebleed! She hurriedly changed before walking out onto the school's backyard where the teacher led them to the gymnasium.

Shinpachi immediately felt suspicious about her P.E. teacher. There was also something wrong about the gym, but Shinpachi figured that she might be just working too hard. She also realized that her glasses were missing.

Gintoki and Kagura appeared behind the basketball carts. They had never attended school, and only had seen it through stuff like manga and anime, so they thought that their beloved, innocent, virgin Shinpachi might be wearing bloomers.

However that was not the case since bloomers had been banned from high schools due to the immoral thoughts it rose. Instead Shinpachi wore a white shirt with red athletic shorts on.

"So they don't wear bloomers after all, eh?" Gintoki whispered upon observation.

"Yeah, aru. But that doesn't mean Shinpachi is still not vulnerable on that court, aru!" Kagura pointed out. "At any point, one of the boys from the team will accidentally fall on her to put his face on her boobs or crotch!"

Gintoki found that likely since he was quite the rascal when he was a teenager, but in reality, teenage boys are not like that at all. "You're right! We need to protect Shinpachi's purity!" The two forget their megane's dirty side for a certain pop idol, and act on their mission.

The teams are made, and the class starts playing, and every time a boy comes close to Shinpachi, they're whacked by a ball. The class looked for the source, but they don't see anyone.

Their P.E. teacher explained that it was most likely caused by the ghosts of the famous basketball stars who were testing them through throwing balls at them. The class thought that was weird, but their teacher was technically their boss, so they continued, but more cautiously.

When a boy brushed arms with Shinpachi, he was whacked by a ball. When one was blocking him, he was whacked. When one called out to him, he was whacked by a ball. When one even looked at him he was whacked by a ball. When a girl called the spirits sexist for only hitting the boys, she was whacked by a ball.

"Good job, Kagura." Gintoki praised her.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" Yamazaki appeared in his janitor disguise behind the crates.

"Protecting the purity of our megane."

"WHAT?! Protecting her purity?! It looks more like you're traumatizing her! Look at her! She's so frightened and worried that she might be next! And what's with the P.E. teacher?! Why is he allowing this to go on?!"

One of the students asked the teacher, "Mr. Zuka, can we take a break?"

The teacher answered, "It's not Mr. Zuka, it's Katsura."

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Yamazaki's mouth was covered by Kagura and Gintoki.

Katsura quickly said to cover up his last statement, "It's no time for break! The point of P.E. is to open your hearts through exerting your strength and team-player coordination! Alright," He patted the student's back, "Now let's continue!"

The student reluctantly did as she was told, and turned her back to the teacher and the others behind the ball cart. On her back had a paper that stated, 'This one next'.

Kagura and Gintoki got their balls ready.

Yamazaki yelled, "What are you doing?! You're no longer doing it for Shinpachi's sake are you?! You're just doing it out of pure sadistic joy, aren't you!"

Shinpachi looked towards the ball cart, but due to her near-sightedness, she couldn't see them. She could see Katsura's face, but the man had been making sure she couldn't by either turning away or blocking it by his clipboard.

The class continued to play. Yamazaki tried to prevent the two idiots from whacking the innocent student, but the balls reached. However, because they were so focused on her, they forgot to protect Shinpachi.

"AAAh!"

"Pachie!" Katsura cried out.

Shinpachi was on the floor under a student that was three times her size. Only her arm could be seen, but it was limp. Yamazaki mourned in agony, "Paaaaachie! She's been completely body slammed while you two were not looking! You've completely failed her!"

Kagura and Gintoki in their host disguises leaped out to help! "Pachie! Hang in there!" Gintoki called out as Kagura threw the student through the concrete wall.

Yamazaki shrieked, "Background charaaaaacter!"

Gintoki held Shinpachi in his arms. "Pachie! Look at me! Wake up!"

Kagura sniffled. "This is all our fault! We're supposed to be protecting her from the hormones of teenage boys, but she ended up being completely body slammed by one! Pachieeee!"

Shinpachi softly gasped for air and opened her eyes. Fluttering them to clear her vision. "Gi-I mean Kibe-san. Emiko-chan. What are you doing here?"

Gintoki asserted, "That doesn't matter! We need to get you to the infirmary!" He motioned to pick her up, but Shinpachi placed a hand on his shoulder, and then got up by herself.

"I'm fine. I do feel a little dizzy from being body slammed, but I'm alright." She gave them a bright, cute smile that would win a gold prize.

"Are you sure?!" Kagura urged her to admit the truth.

Shinpachi nodded, "I know I appear meek and fragile, but I can take care of myself. Especially with you two cheering me on." She looked down and blushed, but she rose her head to smile confidently as she said, "Thank you very much!"

Gintoki and Kagura stared at her in awe. They softly whispered, "Pachie..." They ran into her arms.

The whole class including those who were injured and Katsura cried at the emotional scene. Yamazaki was still feeling hysterical, "Why is everyone crying?! What about the student who actually got injured! Am I the only one who sees that hole!"

Shinpachi announced to his classmates, "You'll get to see more of them at the club. Please tell all your female friends about us!"

"YES!"

"THIS WAS AN ADVERTISEMENT?!"

"OI!" Hijikata appeared in his disguise. The girls squealed! The officer ignored them to scold the troublemakers, "What are you two doing here?! Our club is going to start any minute now!"

"Shut up! We're having an emotional moment here!" Gintoki yelled back.

"Yeah, aru! Wait for your boyfriend at the club!" Kagura told him!

"WHO'S MY/HIS BOYFRIEND?!" Both males yelled at her. The girls squealed even louder.

The bell rung which meant that class was over. The club got even more busy with more females coming over. Shinpachi wanted to help, but Hijikata ordered her to go to the library to do the school work. It was best after all that the teachers didn't demand a parent-teacher conference due to her lack of initiative in class.

Unable to reason against that, Shinpachi went to the library. Surprisingly, a study group noticed her and called her over.

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Hijikata exited from the music room without his disguise on. He was the last to leave since he decided to do some of his paperwork after the club activities were done. As he was going through the halls, he heard someone call for him. "Mayo-sama?" He stopped the instant moment he recognized that soft, clear voice. He prayed to the gods of whatever religion he was closest to believing in to please not let the person, who he dutifully avoided, be right behind him.

"Mayo-sama!" The feminine voice called again.

The smoking addict wanted to walk away, but he knew this person won't let him escape. "Mayo-sama, it is you, isn't it." Hijikata was trapped, and he knew better than to look over his shoulder, but he did.

Steel blue, undeceiving eyes stared at lovely, naive chestnut ones.

Doing school work with friends is a lot of fun when all our hearts are connected on how we feel about it. They were all so friendly for obvious reasons that I knew the host club. I especially became friends with a girl named Satomi Yamashita. She's a really cool person who likes to spend her time cruising around and outside the city, and the only one in the group who was into Otsuu-chan's music! We easily became very close friends!

Of course, I didn't forget my mission. I sneakily asked around about any drug activity, but it looks like it will take longer.

Shinpachi wrote, but he wasn't sad at all. Though Satomi's last name sounded familiar, but she couldn't put her finger on it.

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A/N: I'm not giving up on this fanfiction! I just had college finals to get through, and I'm watching Dragon Ball Super. My favorite character is Raditz. HE HAD POTENTIAL!

But yeah...it's best not to expect frequent updates. *Bows lowly on the floor!* I'M SORRY!

I hate leaving things discontinued unless I really have no passion and I still love Hijishin, but that ship had reached its stop momentarily, but I will get back on once that burning passion arises again!