book maker
I wake up.
I have school today as well, and I feel pretty good. The only thing that could make this better is if I had my favorite issue of Weekly Shonen Jump, sadly enough I know that I'm simply not fortunate enough for this world to have that sort of thing. At least not easily available to the point where I could pick it up on the way to school anyways.
I stretch as I make my way out of bad, idly running a hand through my hair as I let out a loud yawn. I'm feeling a bit lazy to be honest, however I took an off day yesterday so I had to go today. If I didn't go today, It'd be even harder coming up with a legitimate reason for going the next day and then it'd become a cycle. Eventually, I'd just not go.
That'd be bothersome.
If only because the school would call my home.
I get up and take a shower.
After getting out, and proceeding to get dressed, I'm off on my way to the wonderful facility of knowledge called Winslow. I mean, it wasn't like the place was quite literally a host for gang activity, bullying, and general idiocy. There's just no way such a place could exist without some reasonable people stepping in and fixing some of the issues.
Of course, everything I had just said was blatant lies and sarcasm.
Some people might get the idea that I am being honest or something, and then be enraged at themselves after realizing I'm joking. Of course, then they'd be mad at me over something insignificant. I'm a bit of a jokester at heart really, though I suppose my jokes can be a bit morbid sometimes. I guess that's a problem, but not much of one.
I go to school and it's actually quite interesting.
All of the color blue has been removed from existence.
There's panic, but the heroes seem to be trying to figure out what is happening and have at least come to the consensus that it's not negatively effecting anything so far. However, school was also canceled so that was rather fortunate for me. I wonder how something like this happened? There's no possibility that it's one of the heroes, nor any of the villains in this town, or anyone else in this world really.
I mean, for what purpose would they get rid of the color entirely?
I can't begin to imagine anybody would amuse themselves with such a thing.
Please don't jump to conclusions, however. Things were like this before I had even made my way to school after all. So…
[It's not my fault!]
There's really no reason to worry either, it'd be very simple for me to fix this and return color back to the world. I actually really like the color blue after all, so whoever did this must've known that it would be slightly annoying for me. I wonder what the end goal behind this was?
And there it was.
Alarms were now going off all around the city.
I suppose that means that one of those walking disasters were drawn here by the fact that "someone" had gotten rid of the color blue in the universe. While it didn't exactly result in much conflict, not that I knew of anyways, it was telling of the amount of damage a certain person could possibly do if they were so inclined to do so.
My lips curled in amusement at the thought.
The creatures were just so dumb it was almost amusing, though I had to wonder which one had been drawn to this place. I mean, none of them were really a threat to me in a meaningful manner, which of course meant that they were not a threat to anyone else in this city. Well so long as I cared enough to make sure that statement was quite true. It all depended on my mood really, though as luck would have it I'm feeling pretty good today. I wonder why~?
My phone buzzes in my pocket.
Those idiots probably think that I did this and are thus wondering why exactly would I?
Well, it was quite obvious.
If I really had done this after all, my goal was more than likely to exterminate the Endbringer that came to the town. Why I would do that in this case was also obvious. Because I felt like doing so. I didn't really have any true heroic aspirations or anything after all, I was a bit of a loser if anything. A good loser, but not one of those winner types that get happy endings.
My phone rang.
Who is it now?
"Hey, _, where are you? There's an Endbringer Siren going off and..." It was Emma that had called, I guess she did care about me a little bit. I could only wonder if I should have fixed her relationship with the main character sooner, so far I'd only managed to make her back off a bit. Enough so that the girl could have a semi-peaceful school life.
Told you I'm not horrible.
"I'm going to go kill it. Don't worry too much, oh and tell your parents I said hi!" I said cheerfully, clicking the end call button before she had chance to either respond or think hard on what I had just said to her.
A beautiful singing picked up in the background.
I hummed a bit with it.
Then the Angel and Baphomet appeared before me.
They looked towards the sky along with me, and saw it.
It appeared to be a woman, a fifteen foot one that was also unclothed at that. Three of her wings preserved her modesty though, a shame that was. With platinum blonde hair, and features that were rather unnatural, she looked down at me specifically. Her eyes seemed a bit cold, though that was rather understandable. She was staring at the being that was going to kill her after all.
There was no longer any reason for the Angel or Baphomet now.
They were both me when it came down to it.
I had figured that out quite awhile ago, though I hadn't wanted to admit it. Why? Well, I couldn't really tell you. Acknowledging that I was so very broken was easy to do, acknowledging that I was also a bit insane well… I suppose that was easy to do as well.
My lips curled as I begun to acknowledge the truth.
The Simurgh soon disappeared from the world.
4 days until the end of the world