The Canadian war

by Jigsaw1234

Stan,Kyle,Cartmen,OC and Butters go on a camping trip in the forest. But end up being apart of the war between south park and Canada. Will they make it through this war alive or will they perish? set during Bigger longer and uncut. Rated M for strong war violence blood gore and corace language. Hope you enjoy please review.

3. Chapter 3 Setting up defenses

AUTHORSNOTE HI GUYS I'M BACK WITH CHAPTER3 OF THE CANADIAN WAR IT'S SET WHEN THE BOYS MUST SET UP CAMP AND DEFENSES R&R ENJOY ENDNOTE

After their beer Thomas knew they must set up a better camp. With better defenses before they were attacked again. "Ok guys, good job but they will return in much larger numbers. If we want to survive this hell, we must set up better defenses now we've been able to loot plenty of food, water, tons of ammo and antibiotics, but we must set up traps" said Thomas.

"What the fuck are the odds of those Mother fucking Canadians returning in larger numbers?" demanded Cartmen. (Sorry if that sounded racist I assure anyone who's Canadian or from other foreign countries I mean absolutely no offense) "They are very high odds, in war it's very vital that you never under no circumstance do you underestimate your enemy. No matter what their numbers are, in war if you underestimate your enemy you end up, fucked up or you end up dead now lets set up camp" replied Thomas as they got to work.

Kyle and Stan were Sharpening sticks to a point. And attaching them to two long thick tree branches, to creat a spring trap, Butters and Cartmen were doing the same; While Thomas was shoving spiked tree branches thru the Canadian bodies and displaying them outside the camp. As a warning some of them he even hung from trees;

"Alright guys good work" said Thomas, "THOMAS THER'S PEOPLE HEADING THIS WAY" said Stan calling from the tree post he and Kyle had been working at; "Canadian?" asked Thomas, "no" replied Stan after looking thru a pair of binoculars he had. "It looks our mums" replied Kyle, As he looked thru the scope on his sniper then Seeing his mother's group with a few us troops as an escort; "Who are they?" asked Shelia, "Miss Broflovski Isn't that your boy?" asked the American general.

Handing her his binoculars, "KYLE?" demanded Shelia; "hi Mum" replied Kyle, "what's all this young man" asked the general. "hold on" said Kyle as they opened the gate they put up so the group with the troops entered the camp.

AUTHORSNOTE WELL THAT'S CHAPTER3 DONE PLEASE REVIEW TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ENDNOTE PS SORRY ABOUT THE LONG WAIT I'VE BEEN BUSY PLUS WRITERS BLOCK