A/N: all right here is the next chapter; I decided to continue only because this story is funny. HA zuko's a girl. Ok story!


After everyone was dressed in the proper attire they made there way to where the party was being held. The group found it easy to get in due to the fact that it wasn't invitation only. Sokka thought that this guy had no friends so that's why he didn't invite people. That clearly wasn't the case since so many people had showed up just to celebrate his rock collection.

Katara and Zuko were behind the others. Katara was trying to comfort Zuko, either he had to be polite and girlish or they were screwed and wouldn't get the Dukey stone. After a long talk Zuko had realized what he had to do. He wasn't going to let this embarrassing misfortune affect anything he would act like a girl and never remember this horrible incident ever… EVER, again.

Now here they were standing in the middle of a large ballroom surrounded by many people dressed in fancy clothing.

"Katara…" Zuko whispered to the water bender that stood beside him.

"What's up?" She asked looking at the girl standing next to her.

Zuko looked around nervously thinking someone knew it was him. "I-I don't know if I can really do this."

Katara just smiled. "Zuko we already talked about this you will do fine if you just follow my lead!"

Zuko nodded.

"Ok now lets ask around to find the guy throwing this thing." She said looking around confidently.

Zuko followed her as she asked every other person. After a while they met a man wearing a monocle and a fancy suit. He was bald and had a white mustache. He pulled of the monopoly man really well.

"Excuse me sir. Do you know who the man is that is throwing this banquet?" Katara asked sweetly.

The man gave a sly grin. "Well my dear, that would be me." He was speaking to Katara but his eyes were on Zuko. At this moment Zuko was looking away.

"Oh that's wonderful!" Katara said putting her right fist into her left hand. "My friend here is looking for a certain stone, do you think we could take a look and see if we can find the one we need? Its urgent."

The man still didn't tare his eyes away from Zuko. "Ah, yes. That should be no problem; I will just take your friend and show her the various ones. See if we can find what you are looking for."

"Oh… thank you." Katara was a little confused that he wasn't taking her but she did say Zuko needed this stone so she shrugged it off.

"What is your name miss?" The man took Zuko's hand and kissed it.

Zuko slid it out of his hand and tried not to have a look of disgust on his face. "My name is Zu…Lee… Zulee." He thought up quickly.

"What a lovely name." He smiled. "Come with me, I keep them in the backroom."

Zuko looked back at Katara as he began to follow the monopoly man. She smiled and gave Zuko a little wave and lipped the words "Good luck."

Zuko looked back to the front and continued to follow. The guy took Zuko out the large doors and into an empty hallway. They continued down the hallway and then stopped in front of another large door.

"Ladies first." He put his hand out in a gesture. Zuko paused a moment. Oh yeah me he quickly walked ahead into the room. But now he was so confused. There weren't any rocks in here this was a bedroom!

"Uh, where are the rocks?" Zuko asked innocently.

"Oh I'll show you." The man gave a sly grin and lurched forward at Zuko. Zuko's eyes became wide with disgust, he was no fool, he saw what was going on here! This guy was trying to pull a fast one on him!

Zuko dodged him quickly. "Excuse me!" He yelled girlishly.

The man tried to pull another move on Zuko but, solely out of defense he pinned the creep to a wall holding a fireball in his hands.

"Listen sceezoid! I only wanted to know if you have the Dukey stone! You can't just pull a girl into a room and expect her to screw you! You must have her consent! Where is you honor sir!" Zuko spit on the ground beside him. Not very lady like. "Now, do you have the Dukey stone or not?"

The man looked both scared and confused. "I have never heard of the Dukey stone before!"

Zuko dropped him to the floor. What a waist of his time. He left the room and went back into the ballroom where Katara was making small talk with a lady by the punch bowl.

He grabbed her arm gently. "Katara, I'm sorry to butt in but we have to leave now."

Katara looked at him in worry. "What's wrong?"

"The man doesn't have what we were looking for..." He said quietly.

Katara nodded sadly. And excused herself from talking with the lady. She and Zuko collected the others and they got out of there quick. Zuko said it was better the faster. He wasn't going to bring up what had happened before.

Zuko sadly walked with Katara once again behind the others.

"Don't worry Zuko. We'll find the Dukey stone." She patted his feminine shoulder.

Zuko didn't reply but he was definitely thinking: I sure hope so.


A/N: Well here is the second chapter and I want to know what you guys think!

Thank you

-Teenfox