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IMPORTANT(ish) NOTE: You may imagine as you wish around what I write, but in my mind I have put Natsu in his original outfit with slightly less baggy pants and his vest zipped up; both arms exposed. ('Course, at the moment his top half is barren.)
Here goes!
Natsu ignored Lucy's rambling on about how he shouldn't sneak into other people's homes when they're not around or use their beds without permission or barge in unannounced whenever he felt like it and eat all their food 'blah, blah, blah...' He was rubbing his swollen head where she had karate chopped it a few seconds ago before her rant. A rant which he heard so many times since they've known each other, that he knew it by heart. Whether or not he wanted to. 'When is she ever gonna give it up? Besides, I don't do this to other people. It's just you. And your bed's comfy. Why wouldn't I sleep in it?' He answered her in his thoughts, now crossing his arms in front of his chest.
Natsu had given up talking back to her when she was like this a long time ago; it was just better for his health. And life. So he elected instead to stare blankly at her continually moving lips, wondering how long it'd take before they finally stopped. 'Geez she talks a lot...' It was like they put him in a trance, because he couldn't stop staring and started to feel a little dizzy. He snapped out of it when her lips stilled for a few seconds and he quickly reminded himself to respond to her last question "Are you even listening to me?" She said bending down towards him to see his face more clearly, giving an even more accessible view of her much-exposed cleavage. "Yeah, Yeah I hear ya." He said waving her off with a smile that told her he had every intention of repeating his crimes. She pouted and sighed, giving up on him for today. She had more important things to discuss.
Lucy sat down on the edge of her bed next to Happy, her legs dangling by Natsu who was still seated on the floor. "Anyway, guys.. Guess what?" Happy jumped up to comply, "You got rid of your constipation issues?" for which his head got punched in. "Never mind, I'll just say it." She took a deep breath and started fidgeting as a blush spread across her face. She stood up again and walked away from the bed some before twirling around with a big smile on her face. "I think I have enough jewels to buy back the Heartfilia mansion!" She announced with excitement and pride to her surprised friends. "No way! You could buy a ton of food with that kind of money!" Natsu said springing to his feet "Aye! And lots of fish!" Happy added with drool sliding out of his mouth. "I'M NOT USING THE MONEY FOR FOOD! And I'm just buying the main building back."
Natsu and Happy seemed a bit disappointed at this new information, but Natsu quickly recovered from his depression to give Lucy a sincere smile, showing that he was no longer being goofy "That's great, Lucy!" He showed off his canines to her with that oh-so-typical, one hundred percent, solely Natsu smile. Lucy's blush returned and she smiled back sheepishly. "You're getting creepy again, Lucy." Her blush increased, but her expression had changed from shyness to raging. "OH, SHUT UP, CAT!" She said grinding her teeth and then the sides of Happy's head. Natsu had grabbed his vest and put it back around his person, zipping it back up and then rearranging his scarf while they were having their little scuffle. Lucy stopped her torment, and looked over at her partner. He smiled and said "C'mon, lets go!" "Go where?" Lucy questioned at Natsu's vagueness. He raised a puzzled eyebrow "To Fairy Tail, of course. I'm starving!" Lucy sighed, but smiled at the feel of being home again, which she loved and had missed so much the last week. "Okay, just let me put my shoes on." As soon as her high-heeled sandals were strapped to her feet and well up her calves, Natsu took hold of her wrist and flew down the stairs and out the door heading straight for their guild with Happy flying right behind them. "NATSU WAIT..! The front door!"
And scene. What will happen next? What's to become of Lucy's apartment building? Will her arm be dislocated from the unnatural amount of force being exerted on her body? Tune in next time to see!
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