Jack regretted every step he took towards the rabbit hole. He could practically hear the insults that Bunny would throw at him. But if Bunny didn't know what to do, then Jack would lose hope. Plus the fact Jack didn't want to put up with the obnoxious, arrogant, egotistical-
"Snowflake!" Jack heard an all-too-familiar voice call out from behind him. "What're you doing 'ere, mate? I wasn't expecting you until Easter Sunday, ain't that right?" Sarcasm was clearly written on his face and in his speech. However, Bunny seemed to be doing well. He also didn't have that air of urgency that the other two Guardians had possessed.
Bunny approached Jack and led him silently into the rabbit hole, knowing that he'd be far more inclined to talk to the young spirit from inside his warm den. In the little green cave, Bunny was able to relax, "Alright now what's really the problem, mate?"
"It's Jamie," Jack started, not missing a beat. "He's in love."
"Oh," Bunny looked at Jack, emotions that Jack couldn't pinpoint raced across his face. "I don't do love, mate. I do eggs. Y'know, colorful round things that kids find? Go to Tooth. She'll help ya."
"As c'mon, Bun-bun," Jack said with a smirk. Sure, the nickname may have not been the most convincing approach but hey, it's how they spoke to each other. An eye for an eye. "You gotta know SOMEthing about love. And I already WENT to the tooth palace. Tooth Fairy was too busy with her work to help me. You're the only one left."
"You already tried North?" Bunny asked. Jack nodded. "Sandy?" Jack shook his head. "Well than go to Sandy. I don't DO love. Now leave me be."
"But Bunny-"
"No buts, mate, now leave me be." Bunny turned away from Jack and started to walk away.
"I thought Easter would be considered a romantic holiday?" Jack said, puffing out his chest, ready to start an argument.
"Oh ya did, did ya?" Bunny turned on Jack. "Well let me tell ya mate, you thought wrong. Easter is for-"
"Yeah, yeah." Jack said, cutting him off with a wave of his arm. "New beginning, starting again. Well maybe JAMIE wants a new beginning. He wants one with that girl. And the Easter Bunny won't even help him to do so. I can't believe he even believes in you, you don't even care."
"Y'know, I wanna know why he asked you." Bunny said, pointing his finger at Jack, his fuzzy finger a mere inch from his hoodie. "You don't know anything about children, let alone a relationship. All you know about is snow angels and snowflakes. Wanna know why? It's cause you can't even talk to them. You just make 'em snowballs so they can have the fun without you. It's no wonder you're comin' to the rest of us, you can't even relate to him."
"I may not be able to talk to them, but atleast I try to be there for them rather than hiding in the shadows while they search for colored eggs! I'm out there in the field as you Guardians love to say. Meanwhile, you're holed up here with your oh-so-special eggs! If anyone can't relate to the kids it's you!" At that, Jack turned on his heel and readied himself to storm out of the rabbit hole.
Bunny's ears twitch. Why did this kid always have to start something. "Look, kid," Bunny started, trying to calm the annoyance in his voice. "I. Do. Eggs. This Jamie thing? Not my problem."
"Yeah, you made that clear." Jack said over his shoulder before glided upwards out of the cove.
"Ugh," Bunny groaned, wiping a large paw over his face. "I woulda done anything but love…" He gazed off at one of the walking eggs, chuckling inwardly. "I just don't do love." He whispered, seemingly to the egg, but more to himself than anything."