S260: "Dun, du du du du du dun, du dun. Dun, Du Du Du Du Dun! D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DAAAAAAA! DE DA! DEE DA DEE DAAAAA! DEE DA! DEE DA! TCH! DEE DOUGHT RANDOMNESS, MORE RANDOMNESS AND A TALKING SQUID! DDDEEE DA-"
All 4 Digimon: "ALRIGHT ALREADY! GET ON WITH IT!"
S: *Slowly looks them* "…seriously guys. That was rude."
Myo: "So what is it that's got you so happy?"
S: *Grins* "This fanfic has…wait for it…2 REVIEWS!"

Sudden sound of appalls fill the room as confetti drops from the sky.

Pied: "You're happy because you only got 2 reviews?"
S: *Points finger at him* "IT'SBETTERTHANHAVINGNONE!"
Wiz: "Who are the reviewers?"
S: "They are."

Random arm comes out of nowhere and hands her an envelope

S: "Thank you, army. They are." *Opens envelope with drum roll in the background* "…Nightmon and moonprincess73! Give them around of appalls ladies and germs! They're the first reviewers for this fanfic, so they get free Cookies! …Oh and Myo I'm giving your kidney to Eyeless Jack."
Myo: "WHAT?! YOU SAID NO HARM WILL COME TO IT!"
S: "Yes, but when someone asks you to give a kidney to Eyeless Jack, I'm not passing that opportunity! Especially if it involves DRAGONS!"
Gato: "…dragons?"
S: *Eye suddenly starts twitching*
Pied: "Uh, Sun? You o-"
S: "DRAGONS! DRAGONS! DRAGONS! DRAGONSDRAGONSDRAAAAAAAGGGG-GGOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!"
Digimon: *Jump back in fear as Sundiel260 screams at the top of her lungs*

A glass tube comes down, trapping Sun in it. It's sound proof.

Pied: *Looks up at the celling* "Where did that tube come from?"
Myo: *Throws his hands in the air* "Who cares?! Why did she start screaming dragons?!"
Gato: "Maybe because she likes dragons?"
Wiz: *Rolls his eyes* "Gatomon, Sun doesn't like dragons. She LOOOOVVVVVEEEESSS them."
Myo: "Oh yeah? Prove it."
Wiz: *Points at something off screen*

Screen panes over to reveal a GIGANTIC shrine dedicated only to dragons.
Panes back to the very surprised, and a little disturbed, Digimon.

Pied: "…how long has that been there?"
Everyone else: *Shrug their shoulders, shaking their heads*
Gato: "Well, we've wasted enough time already."
Wiz: *Nods his head in agreement* "On with the show."
Myo: *Groans* "I better get to plan world domination after this. Sundiel260 does not own Digimon or Lamas with Hats."

Scene opens with Myotismon opening the door to the house wearing a frilly hat and sees a dead Agumon on the floor.

Myo: *Freaks out* "PIEDMON! PIEDMON GET IN HERE!"
Pied: *Walks in smiling wearing a top hat* "Hey! Welcome ho-"
Myo: "Piedmon! There's a dead Agumon on the floor!"
Pied: *Looks down to see the dead Digimon* "Whoa! Hey! Would you look at that! It really is!"
Myo: "Pppppiiiieeeedddddmmmooooonnn! What did you do?!"
Pied: *Scoffs and points at himself* "Me?! I didn't do anything!"
Myo: "Why did you kill this Agumon?"
Pied: *Folds his arms and looks away* "I've never seen this Digimon before in my life!"
Myo: "Explain why you killed him!"
Pied: *Wags his finger at Myo* "You are mistaken. Killing Digimon is-is my least favorite activity."
Myo: *Facepalmes* "Okay. So tell me, exactly what you were doing before I got home."
Pied: *Looks up the celling thoughtfully, scratching the side of his head* "Well, I was sitting in a chair."
Myo: *Crossing his arms and glaring at Pied* "Uh huh."
Pied: "Reading a book."
Myo: "Go on."
Pied: *Gestures to the dead Digimon* "And this guy walks in. So I went up to him."
Myo: "Yes?"
Pied: "Aaaaannnnnddddd, I stabbed him 357 times in the chest while laughing like a maniac."
Myo: *Stares at him in disbelief* "…Ppppppiiiiiieeeeddddmmmoooonnn! That Kills Digimon!"
Pied: "Oh! I didn't know that!"
Myo: "HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!"
Pied: "Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck."
Myo: *Notices something* "Ahhh, where are his hands and eyes?"
Pied: "What's that?"
Myo: "His hands and eyes. W-where are they?"
Pied: "Welllll, I sorta, cooked them up. And ate them."
Myo: "…Pieeeeedddddddmon." *Falls to the ground on his knees, shaking his head*
Pied: "My stomach was making the rumbles."
Myo: *Looks back up at him disgusted* "Piedmon!"
Pied: "That only eyes and hands could satisfy."
Myo: "What Is Wrong With You?!"
Pied: *Scratches his chin* "Well, I kill Digimon and I eat their hands and eyes. Th-that's two things!"

S: *Out of the tube sitting on a coffin couch eating popcorn* "Woooooooowwww. That was messed up."
Myo: *Comes in without the hat and looks at her baffled* "How long have you've been out of the tube?"
S: *Shrugs shoulders* "Eh. I got out after the show started."
Myo: "Ah." *Looks around the room* "Where is the wizard and cat?"
S: *Raises an eyebrow* "You mean Wizardmon and Gatomon? They went for a walk since they didn't have a part. Oh, by the way, I need that corpse back. The authorities are looking for it."
Myo: *Stares at her* "…wait, that was, a real corpse?!"
S: *Shrugs* "Found it at a crime scene. It was prefect for the script. Of course I'm gonna take it. So where is it?"

Both hear a scraping noise and turn around
Piedmon is sharpening his knife and fork while licking his lips and starring at the dead Agumon on the table

Pied: *About to plunge both tools in the corpse, then notices his being starred at* "…what? I'm still hungry. Those eyes and hands weren't very filling."
Myo: *Right eye starts twitching*
S: "…disturbing."